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Particle Bored said:
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Oh wait, that top pic is actually Ukrainian soldiers in 2015. You know, the ones these libtards are so enamored with.
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The Ukrainians are brave fighters - to stand against the VDV would make anyone crap their pants, but they're not doing the right thing imo.
 
On the next episode of Tales from the Canadian Welfare Line...
My IBS is quite bad, though -- anything can set it off. Not getting enough sleep, drinking a couple of bottles of water, eating almost any meal, etc.

Now, it's to the point where I can't trust a fart. I'll go to pee, fart and have to do the other because it's randomly there. And, when at a friend's the other night (a girl I used to have a crush on, but who is now married with kids), it happened to me and got all over my pants and the floor. It was embarrassing.

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Mechanical Hugbox said:
Okay so I just found out today that I've become an approved member of Neogaf (Applied about 5 months ago) without really knowing about it's LOLcow status (Just saw a few leaks there and made an account.

Anything you kiwi's want me to do with this "Honor"?
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Don't do anything really outrages right away. Wait.
 
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Mechanical Hugbox said:
Okay so I just found out today that I've become an approved member of Neogaf (Applied about 5 months ago) without really knowing about it's LOLcow status (Just saw a few leaks there and made an account.

Anything you kiwi's want me to do with this "Honor"?
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Act like an ordinary member. Screen shot anything interesting. Be careful to not allow your identity to be linked here.
 
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Mechanical Hugbox said:
Okay so I just found out today that I've become an approved member of Neogaf (Applied about 5 months ago) without really knowing about it's LOLcow status (Just saw a few leaks there and made an account.

Anything you kiwi's want me to do with this "Honor"?
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Praise YAAASSS QUEEN or die.
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But yeah, you need to lay pretty damn low if you want to avoid a ban. Don't treat Trump with anything less than complete contempt. Don't dare misgender anyone (or non-gender anyone). Black Lives Matter more than anything. Listen and believe (unless the speaker is anywhere to the right of Mao, in which case they're likely just racist sexist alt-right lying scum, or self-hating house negros). Alison Rapp is an honest and true oppressed women that was fired because Nintendo hates women and caved to the harassment from a white supremacist misogynist hate group, and don't dare imply anything different.

If you stay on the gaming side and actually just talk about games, and don't get baited into their "representation" discussions (and they do love to bait), you'll probably be okay.

If you're looking for some fun, perhaps front as some "oppressed minority" or another, and see how ridiculous you can get with SJW babble and still get people to agree with you (though full-on "kill all the whites" type stuff can bring a ban; they do still have some small modicum of self-awareness, and don't want to appear too violently unhinged).

If you're looking to account suicide, there are numerous screengrabs and archives out there of their ridiculous shenanigans (check Evilore's and GAF's ED pages, the NeoFAG sub on Voat) that could be included, but rest assured the more damning the post the more likely the post will be deleted entirely (as opposed to just an account ban). I think it might be interesting to establish a history of innocuous posts, and then just prior to suicide go back and edit a bunch of them to include verboten info/screens.
 
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What bothers me most about bans on Neogaf is that moderators don't actually list what would get you banned in the rules. If you follow the rules but say something they don't like, you're banned, and that isn't right. At least list it in the rules if you're not allowed to say that having an all male cast of cowboys isn't a bad thing.
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And surprise surprise, One of the first that bitch, is Lime.
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Lime and Crossing Eden with their combined forces are enough to drive anyone insane.
 
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I can't believe I missed this thread.
I went to college with a prolific NeoGAF member, apparently he's memetic on the site for always posting in every thread about the Persona games. I don't remember his username, but he's a typical NeoGAF member IRL too- insufferably arrogant, console supremacist, the whole thing.
 
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Buster said:
I can't believe I missed this thread.
I went to college with a prolific NeoGAF member, apparently he's memetic on the site for always posting in every thread about the Persona games. I don't remember his username, but he's a typical NeoGAF member IRL too- insufferably arrogant, console supremacist, the whole thing.
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Sad enough that some Gaffers are boasting with their GAF status on social media, but IRL? Wow.

I'd love to see some threads here on GAF members, but most of them are wise enough to not sperg too much outside of their safe space.

BishopTL might be a prime subject with his almost fraudulent kickstarter, shitty treatment of his son, etc. Amir0x might as well, but he's more meme than anything else at this point. Crossing Eden has a pathetic twitter, but afaik not too much about him is known.
 
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What the fuck is a "reaction thread"? Are discussions never allowed to bring up separate discussions?
 
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