NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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Even Ree isn’t interested. It’s so over
 
How old is Nepenthe? I always assumed like early 30's but she writes like a teenager.

Like 27-28, I can look it up if you really want. She's quite younger than most of the regulars on there.

No need to do that on my behalf. It's still a bit bewildering that someone even who would have been 25 would write that shit, but I guess they are a ResetEra poweruser after all.
My mistake, she's actually 34. No clue where I got the idea she was so much younger.
 
The AP actually changed their style guide to make it mandatory lol
All AP sources should be completely disregarded as openly racist.

The capital B is an obvious racist dog whistle announcing that if you are white, they hate you and want you to die.

Do not trust them.
 
Their conspiracy theories are always way more convoluted and delusional than the conspiracy theories they're criticizing. This obscure book nobody has seen is absolutely central to the elaborate conspiracy theory being operated today among GAMERS and TRUMP and not the long established simple lizard people one!
 
Remember kids, if you laugh at a Jewish guy ribbing Bill Clinton, you must believe in Lizard People.

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>Drumpf is... le antisemitic
How do they reconcile with the fact that Trump was always chummy with jews and let his favourite child Ivanka marry one of them? Or are they with /pol/ on that one.
 
Expecting video game journalists to actually finish the game before they review it is unacceptable and unfair. The poor reviewers are forced to "crunch"

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These people are fucking retarded
Reviewers actually leisurely completing the game and giving a good thoughtful review is possible, there's people on the internet who do it. But the bulk of game journalists can't do it because their only value is in being FIRST and nobody is going to go to IGN or whatever other faggot site to read what they say about a game later because it's garbage. People will check their review scores and maybe read some of the summaries but unless the journalist cultivates their own personality so you want to know what the person is saying about a game, nobody gives a shit about your review.

Again, there's people like this, Tom Chick and Jeff Gerstmann are a couple "famous" names, Dunkey basically does the same thing, etc. But this isn't asking for "respect" for game journalists, it's asking for a fundamental reworking of the entire model to speak to a different audience when there's people who clearly value the FIRST DAY reviews so those will always exist.
 
People will check their review scores and maybe read some of the summaries but unless the journalist cultivates their own personality so you want to know what the person is saying about a game, nobody gives a shit about your review.

Again, there's people like this, Tom Chick and Jeff Gerstmann are a couple "famous" names, Dunkey basically does the same thing, etc. But this isn't asking for "respect" for game journalists, it's asking for a fundamental reworking of the entire model to speak to a different audience when there's people who clearly value the FIRST DAY reviews so those will always exist.
Hell Mandalore and Seth both do amzing reviews about games and i enjoy every single one of them even for games i would never play.
 
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