NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

I've got a new favorite post already

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Resetera "Virtue signalling is a dog whistle used by Nazis"

also Resetera "I stopped going to therapy because my therapist drives a nice red car"

Even woker Resetera "I turned down life saving surgery because my surgeon voted for Trump in 2016, I will now die. Shower praise on me Resetera!"

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GrizznKev is the dude who only attends ACTIVIST PARTIES

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And likes saying the word fag

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And the worst of all? He hates furry fags

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BUT! Don't forget SugarNoodles everyone

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Resetera "Trump Derangement Syndrome is a dog whistle used by Nazis"

Also Resetera "Anyone who might have voted for Trump in 2016 factually cannot do their highly skilled job they trained for/were educated for"

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These are the people you think enrich your forum Isamu Fukui.
 
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Now for something that will actually make you angry

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"You don't get to choose for them", says the parents transitioning young children who can't even tie their own shoelaces and think Santa Claus is real

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Up next, Resetera argue we should be pumping hormone blockers into babies because they're troons.

How to get your children taking the rope challenge, transition them when they're like 8.
 
Now for something that will actually make you angry

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"You don't get to choose for them", says the parents transitioning young children who can't even tie their own shoelaces and think Santa Claus is real

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Up next, Resetera argue we should be pumping hormone blockers into babies because they're troons.

How to get your children taking the rope challenge, transition them when they're like 8.
These assholes don't realize this transkid shit is pouring gasoline on a wooden house and will end up validating every rightwing/center criticism of Transgenders.

I hope this forum is still around when the match gets lit a decade or two from now.

I'll love seeing that Sabrina idiot squirm.
 
These assholes don't realize this transkid shit is pouring gasoline on a wooden house and will end up validating every rightwing/center criticism of Transgenders.

I hope this forum is still around when the match gets lit a decade or two from now.

I'll love seeing that Sabrina idiot squirm.

whitehawk is gay as well, so he's clearly a based gay who knows the majority of "trans kids" will just end up being gay or feminine men. Or they grow out of "I wore my parents clothes for a laugh when I was young" nonsense.

Parents pumping literal children with hormones or hormone blockers are abusing their children.

Trans are less than 1% of the population...

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BOTH MY KIDS ARE TRANS! WE'RE SPECIAL! WRITE NEWS ARTICLES ABOUT US!

This isn't fake news, it's genuine lunacy. Parents playing The Sims with their kids and society letting them. Both of them will be taking the rope challenge in their teens or at best being crippled with depression and regret due to their parents.

Imagine transitioning a 7 year old because they look at their older brother and think "He's getting all the attention and receiving superpowers, so I want them too!".

Do any of these fucking tards know how kids work? They run on jealously and attention seeking at young ages.
 
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whitehawk is gay as well, so he's clearly a based gay who knows the majority of "trans kids" will just end up being gay or feminine men. Or they grow out of "I wore my parents clothes for a laugh when I was young" nonsense.

Parents pumping literal children with hormones or hormone blockers are abusing their children.

Trans are less than 1% of the population...

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BOTH MY KIDS ARE TRANS! WE'RE SPECIAL! WRITE NEWS ARTICLES ABOUT US!

This isn't fake news, it's genuine lunacy. Parents playing The Sims with their kids and society letting them. Both of them will be taking the rope challenge in their teens or at best being crippled with depression and regret due to their parents.

Imagine transitioning a 7 year old because they look at their older brother and think "He's getting all the attention and receiving superpowers, so I want them too!".

Do any of these fucking tards know how kids work? They run on jealously and attention seeking at young ages.
Unfortunately children are always the biggest victims of shitty medical fads.
 
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BAN PUNCHER had a temp ban which has now been upgraded to a permanent ban with the usual "transphobia" thrown in.

This is upsetting some of the regulars who now think Era moderation is deranged and Crossing Eden is the poster-boy example of "protected poster".

Almost like all of us are always right. Next step? Turning on Isamu Fukui :cunningpepe:
 
BAN PUNCHER was part of the protected class of users. Fool forgot that transphobia and "transphobia" do not count under that protection.

These assholes don't realize this transkid shit is pouring gasoline on a wooden house and will end up validating every rightwing/center criticism of Transgenders.

I hope this forum is still around when the match gets lit a decade or two from now.

I'll love seeing that Sabrina idiot squirm.

Nipping this in the bud before the widespread popularization of transkids seems like a better idea.
 
BAN PUNCHER's friends are not happy, it's all kicking off, even attacking the "transphobia" part of the ban.

It's the usual from the NeoGAF days, even some of the posters who pretend to be woke on the forums know the moderation is insane but are too cowardly to say it on the forums because they don't want their hugbox account banned for "attacking staff".

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Even Chairmancuck is upset, especially at Crossing Eden

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He will be on the internal banlist now for daring to say shit about Crossing Eden/moderation.

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Self-awareness level?

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History will repeat itself

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...Every time I see the lunacy I ask myself why in the fuck does the game industry take these insane fuckos seriously?
The industry at large does not. Decision makers like Bobby Kotick do not. But individual developers/artists/translators sometimes do simply because of the gravity of Silicon Valley's politics. Even the devs who have posted like Skyrim wake up though when they fail purity tests and get de-verified. NeoGAF had more power and clout in its prime, ResetEra parody and call-out accounts and videos get more hits and traffic than legitimate users.

Imagine transitioning a 7 year old because they look at their older brother and think "He's getting all the attention and receiving superpowers, so I want them too!".
Berkeley, CA. Berkeley.
 
So Poison just got announced for SFV.

How hard is REEEEEEEEE gonna sperg?

I have your answer, a lot, because it's transphobic

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And here is Crossing Eden shilling Ubisoft as usual

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"Historical accuracy" is ridiculous on Resetera.

Can't be having those pesky facts, only feelings.
 
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I have your answer, a lot, because it's transphobic

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And here is Crossing Eden shilling Ubisoft as usual

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"Historical accuracy" is ridiculous on Resetera.

Can't be having those pesky facts, only feelings.

Poison is supposed to be transgender and proud of how hot she passes in BOTH America and Japan. The only real difference is America pretends she's post-op, Japan doesn't.

Flaunting her sex appeal was shit that goes all the way back to her origin game where she was a gang member.

Hell, she becomes a wrestling manager, one who isn't ashamed to get into the ring herself if need be.

She's well aware on both sides of the pond they are biologically male, pass really well despite it to the casual observer, and takes advantage of the best of both worlds.

And that's why she pisses them off: She's a passing tranny who owns it and many of the people pissed IRL are troons (and their chasers) who don't pass and can't own it as a result.

It's envy disguised as virtue signaling disgust.
 
Poison is supposed to be transgender and proud of how hot she passes in BOTH America and Japan. The only real difference is America pretends she's post-op, Japan doesn't.

Flaunting her sex appeal was shit that goes all the way back to her origin game where she was a gang member.

Hell, she becomes a wrestling manager, one who isn't ashamed to get into the ring herself if need be.

She's well aware on both sides of the pond they are biologically male, pass really well despite it to the casual observer, and takes advantage of the best of both worlds.

And that's why she pisses them off: She's a passing tranny who owns it and many of the people pissed IRL are troons (and their chasers) who don't pass and can't own it as a result.

It's envy disguised as virtue signaling disgust.

Well, if we look at it critically when game devs do trans characters they have to make them look like... women. So, they basically are women and they just say "Oh, this character is trans!". By any standard metric you look at the character and it just seems like a good looking woman that maybe has some muscles (muscles are transphobic to Resetera though).

The hilarious catch 22 for troons is if they wanted a video game character to look like a real troon then... they'd look like a man in a dress or have to have a big penis bulge, Cyberpunk style, to make it known.

But then that is classed as transphobia because the character looks male

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But making the trans character look really feminine/pretty is also transphobia because it dehumanizes the real life fat/bald men in dresses most troons look like

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The safest option is therefore for a dev just to make a character you'd say was female if it was in any other game, but this specific game you slap the trans label on them for wokeness. You'll still get called transphobic no matter what you do, but going down the penis bulge or manly route is far more dangerous for PR.

Everything is transphobic on Resetera, so what the fuck can you do anyway? My suggestion, ignore troonery, it causes more issues than it's worth and while this lot are pumping hormones into 7 year olds we really should be more concerned about that.
 
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