NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

To this day, one of the best lines ever in Duke Nukem to me will always be when you're in the arcade on the first level and there's a duke nukem pinball machine and when you try to use it Duke says, "I ain't got time to play with myself." God Damn. That line cracked me up in the 90s, and still to this day, I know it's coming, I heard it 1000 times, and yet I'll still go to the pinball machine and try to use it, hear that line, and fucking lose it.

For me and a few other middle-school miscreants, that entire first level was an age-inappropriate gem. We doubled over at the "Sister Act III" and "Attack of the Bleached Blonde Biker Bimbo" posters, Duke's ability to pee for 10 HP, the alien trooper taking a shit, Duke's narcissistic take on himself in the mirror ("Damn, I'm lookin' good!") and the 'porn' clip on the theater screen that you could blast a hole through with an RPG. Duke was one of the better adolescent secrets we managed to keep from our parents.

If Matthew White truly thinks 3D Realms 'ruined' his woke childhood innocence with a soap bottle, he has selective memory indeed. From Duke himself, "toxic masculine" '80s action stereotype with an Eastwood drawl, to the entire plot about aliens impregnating babes through tentacle rape. Shadow Warrior, if I remember right, was rife with topless anime tiddy girls. And while I never got very far in Redneck Rampage (the hit scanning shotgunners pissed me off every time) I'm sure there's plenty of problematic deep-South jokes to bad touch little Matt.

These people are opportunistic whiners.

By the way, Civvie 11 just posted his video on "Shrapnel City," where he makes it a priority to spare every babe Levelord wired with explosives:

 
The E-mails she posted are amazing, she basically exposed herself instead of Metoo'ing her boss lmfao
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Imagine being this fucking incompetent, Holy shit. :stress:
Yeah, there's no doubt to me that she believes -religiously- that Jeremy raped her. Maybe (i really dunno) she even slept with him in order to protect (in her views) her career and livelihood. I'm also certain she's batshit insane.
- She's off to a bad start claiming rape more than a decade after the fact, it's possible but...
- Her following story makes claims about what he said which reads like a really poor movie script.
- She got fired (or quit?) for being hospitalised for overworking twice. before entering a catatonic state for a few days. Was she obsessive, or maybe Schizo?
- The mails are difficult to read with all the non-sequitur, her co-workers seem to have difficulty handling her.
- After quitting she claims her employers hacked her online accounts, she then withholds access to the working files. Again it might be due to her rapidly degrading mental state, or because she wanted something to dangle over them.
- She then tries killing herself.
- She goes to cringeworthy indie cliques, and makes some amuzing contributions to itch.io
- "Skyrim came out after what he did to me. Part of me wonders how much of me is in that music too…"
- On the same day as Zoé and those others.
 
A bunch of white men telling a black man he better watch his mouth.

Or else.

Now where have I seen that one before?

#EtikaWasKilledByResetera

Cleanup in the gaming isle Diggeh


Darksiders 3 is coming to PS+. Sony must not have heard about Ms.Galaxies struggles.


But he is here to let everyone know. In a PS+ topic where it's a free download.
 
You know, I barely knew of REE and have never been there other than the past few days because of this thread. I'm absolutely floored by what I'm seeing there. It's as if, not just mentally ill, but completely brain damaged people were allowed to discuss current events. And the way they turn on each other in seconds the minute someone says something logical. It's kinda blowing my mind. I mean, I used to joke about imagining what a bunch of virtue signalers in a room together would be like, but that site is that thought taken to its most absurd conclusion.


Sorry to keep posting screenshots, but this just floors me. I have no idea how any of these people are breathing without the aid of a machine. On top of that, the way they turn on each other instantly and attack each other - why the hell would anyone want to sign up there? It boggles the mind.

Supposedly some voice actor or something, Alexis Kennedy, has been called out now for abuse by some random twitter account who even says that he's not providing evidence. The resulting thread is like watching sharks in a feeding frenzy who start eating each other when they can't find fish.

The thread:

Some gems:

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Let's wait for evidence, gais!
GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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Wait, remember that one time the dude we attacked was innocent? Banned!
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Wait, did you suggest there's two sides to every story? Banned! For 2 months!

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I'm sorry, it's just my mind is blown that a community of people this fucking retarded even exist.
 
Sorry to keep posting screenshots, but this just floors me. I have no idea how any of these people are breathing without the aid of a machine. On top of that, the way they turn on each other instantly and attack each other - why the hell would anyone want to sign up there? It boggles the mind.

I'm sorry, it's just my mind is blown that a community of people this fucking exceptional even exist.

Welcome to the shitshow, buddy.

AFAIK the whole reason NeoGAF/ResetERA became a thing at all was because there were a bunch of confirmed western game developers posting there years and years ago, so you could join and rub elbows with actual game developers. But almost all of them have long since moved on, some even being banned or chased out for wrongthink, so now it's just a containment facility for the craziest assholes on the internet who don't even seem to play video games at all.

The truly perplexing thing is, ResetERA has rules about registration where you have to use a college or workplace email just to join, effectively doxxing you. And considering that shithole has a habit of overblowing absolutely everything with self-righteousness (as you're now discovering), you can imagine their total lack of scruples in phoning your employer to tell them how, you, specifically you with your full name and email address, are a dirty horrible racist because you didn't think a straight white couple in some movie was problematic.

It's hard to even get mad at them, because these people are just completely fucked in the head insane. They do not think like you and I do. Imagine being in such a terrible headspace that you can not watch anything, anything, without combing through every little detail, looking for the slightest thing to screech about and bully others with on Twitter. Remember when Joker was released in Smash Bros.? One of the articles that circulated, written by Laura Kate Dale (who is a transtrender) for Kotaku, which claimed one of the songs had an "ableist" slur? Imagine the headspace needed to find that. That lunatic had to comb through every little bit of detail in that entire release, including listening to the music, only to find some subtle background line that sounded vaguely like the word "rétarded". Except, it didn't say "rétarded" at all, because the singer had a heavy Japanese accent. Did the troon get called out for being racist for not considering that? Not to any effective capacity. But let it be known, Laura Kate Dale is a racist against the Japanese.

Maybe all those hormones you don't need are messing with your head, Laura Kate Dale! Keep those freudian slips coming, you white supremacist, you.

So, welcome to the thread, kick back, enjoy the shitshow, try not to take it too seriously, and remember to enjoy your life. Because Lord knows these whackjobs can't.
 
You know, I barely knew of REE and have never been there other than the past few days because of this thread. I'm absolutely floored by what I'm seeing there. It's as if, not just mentally ill, but completely brain damaged people were allowed to discuss current events. And the way they turn on each other in seconds the minute someone says something logical. It's kinda blowing my mind. I mean, I used to joke about imagining what a bunch of virtue signalers in a room together would be like, but that site is that thought taken to its most absurd conclusion.


Sorry to keep posting screenshots, but this just floors me. I have no idea how any of these people are breathing without the aid of a machine. On top of that, the way they turn on each other instantly and attack each other - why the hell would anyone want to sign up there? It boggles the mind.

Don't be sorry, definitely keep posting screenshots because they're hilarious and I'm too scared to venture into the madhouse myself.
 
I really would love, just for a day, to have our mods run resetEra. It would be pretty goddamn funny.

I can imagine the troons trying to bait people into getting banned and then being told to:

"Stop being faggots."

They would all commit mass suicide. By mass suicide, I merely mean deleting their accounts. Lets face it, they're too narcisstic and cowardly to kill themselves...
 
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