NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[AirdropShitposts]

These two warnings are from the same thread:

Reverse information on “ They Didn’t Have Children and, Most Said, They Don’t Have Regrets”

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/23/reader-center/no-kids-no-regrets.html There’s also census data on this so, looking for some research help here. there are plenty of articles on brave current parents despite taboo saying they regret having children. I’d like some hard numbers of any kind...

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[Dante Alighieri]

They literally don't understand the grade school economics behind an insurance, part of me thinks they would literally try to insure a burning house.

Why would they learn? The media and the politicians they love will never explain it.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

Resetera is struggling with the idea that a PS4 exclusive “Death Stranding” might not be the best game ever made. Total short circuiting going on. Kojima is getting canceled, reviewers who don’t like Kojima are cancelled, metacritic is cancelled, IGN is cancelled. America is cancelled. This is all Drunpfs fault.

Apparently it’s just a game where you move boxes across scenic landscapes. Strange.

 

[BaldGoon]

Resetera is struggling with the idea that a PS4 exclusive “Death Stranding” might not be the best game ever made. Total short circuiting going on. Kojima is getting canceled, reviewers who don’t like Kojima are cancelled, metacritic is cancelled, IGN is cancelled.

Apparently it’s just a game where you move boxes across scenic landscapes. Strange.

ResetEra's obsession with Metacritic scores is quite something.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

ResetEra's obsession with Metacritic scores is quite something.

They're slaves to establishment thinking.

 

[AnOminous]

They're slaves to establishment thinking.

SJWs are in general obsessed with manipulating shit like this and RottenTomatoes scores and similar shit to push their shitty agenda. If they can get their NPCs to all give the same review of something, nobody will notice the manipulation.

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

SJWs are in general obsessed with manipulating shit like this and RottenTomatoes scores and similar shit to push their shitty agenda. If they can get their NPCs to all give the same review of something, nobody will notice the manipulation.

Sure worked out well with Joker, which now is at $872 million worldwide on a $50 million budget

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Sure worked out well with Joker, which now is at $872 million worldwide on a $50 million budget

Wait they only had a $50 million budget? Holy fuck that's amazing.

 

[Judge Dredd]

SHUT IT DOWN

When should you stop bathing with your kids?

I’m genuinely curious about y’all’s responses to that question (my answer; as soon as you and/or your child aren’t comfortable doing it anymore), but I’m really asking because I need to vent about a conversation I had with my son’s mother earlier. My eight year old told his mother that he and I...

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There's a typo in the thread title. Knowing ResetEra, it should be "When should you stop bathing with other peoples kids".

 

[DriveByTrolling]

There's a typo in the thread title. Knowing ResetEra, it should be "When should you stop bathing with other peoples kids".

I laugh a lot at this topic, but I genuinely laughed out loud at this.

While the Sony shills are crying Death Stranding isn't the masterpiece they wanted, the more important conversation is going on in the Incel HQ

Why women criticise sexualised character designs |OT2| I have no pants and I must scream (READ OP)

Please read these notable posts before participating in the thread, if you have not done so already!

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They're finding out there is a lot of naked dude body in this game, but that isn't good enough, they need to feel oppressed and must rage.

 

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[Marissa Moira]

Apparently it’s just a game where you move boxes across scenic landscapes. Strange.

It's Trucking Simulator but it replaces the trucks with batshit insane methods of transportation instead.

 

[Ruin]

I might snag it on sale but I work full time and after work I want to kill shit and blow stuff up. I don't have unlimited free time to wander across
empty landscapes and ponder the profundity of the metaphysical nature of man or whatever.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I might snag it on sale but I work full time and after work I want to kill shit and blow stuff up. I don't have unlimited free time to ponder the profundity of the metaphysical nature of man or whatever.

Look you open up a menu and you fiddle with weight distribution, container impact strength, and numerous types of propulsion and physics.

You can daisy chain shit together or just load yourself up with packages and katamari yourself down a hill.

Much like foot fetishist magazines, it caters towards a very very very specific audience and it knows what they like.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

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Nepenthes brain needs to be preserved for future generations to use advanced science on to laugh at how broken it was.

"Failed Human - Troon Furry specimen 1".

 

[existencialdispointment]

My post below might have caused Kitsunelaine to request a self ban. Her feefees got greatly hurt in the Jordan Peterson thread:

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Jordan Peterson fans made a doc about him and interviewed Noam Chomsky. It didn't go like they hoped

Via Twitter: lmao some lobster boys interviewed chomsky for a jordan peterson endorsed "documentary" and tried to get him to agree with their talking points but he shat all over them when they said he agrees w/ peterson on free speech (a lie bc he loves censorship, allying w/ the fascist...

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peterson like fashits? in what universe? Also procensorship site and doxing pit does not realy get to talk

 

[UnclePhil]

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"If I Did It, this is how I would lie to the insurance company, fam. By the way, my father is 64 and has Parkinson's, and my mother has high stress and anxiety and was diagnosed with a heart condition 10 years ago. I decided to ask you because you are the smartest people I know, and nothing I'm posting here will compromise my anonymity if the insurance company conducts an investigation."

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Sure, buddy. It's because she's extremely religious. Those damned, dirty Christians, burning everything in their wake with that toxic ideology of theirs. It has nothing to do with you being in the middle of a bitter legal battle, or the fact that your son is a few years away from starting puberty and you've got your dongs out in front of each other under a hot, steamy shower. Nobody who ever overhears that thinks it's weird.

He decided to ask because they are the smartest people he knows, and nothing he posts here will compromise his anonymity, especially when a child's welfare is at stake and someone might be crawling the web because of that.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

All the SkillUp videos are being removed from Resetera

Death Stranding - Review Thread (see staff post for discussion guidelines)

76 I'm excited and it's still a day 1 no matter what. But I feel its going to be a polarizing game

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I assume like Mark Kern he must be killing troons or something.

 

[Marissa Moira]

I assume like Mark Kern he must be killing troons or something.

So he's just sitting around waiting for their internal despawn timer to tick down to zero?

 

[DriveByTrolling]

So he's just sitting around waiting for their internal despawn timer to tick down to zero?

Must be going on the offensive and hiring JonTrons gas chambers. The quickness to be assmad the second SkillUp or Mark Kern is mentioned on the forums suggests severe butthurt.

It must be driving the Sony shills mad as SkillUp seems to be one of the few saying Death Stranding is amazing, but they aren't allowed to post his review and will get banned if they keep doing it



I can't remember why SkillUp is banned? I've got a feeling it was Isamu Fukui being assmad over this

Skill Up reviewing #TheDivision2 on Twitter: "Delete resetera… "

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It seems he didn't like Resetera saying PewDiePie shot up a mosque. As you know the Chinese dictator running Resetera doesn't handle criticism all that well.

It's the most common thing ever on Resetera:
*Person with brain has joined the chat*
*Person with brain has been banned*

Death Stranding - Review Thread (see staff post for discussion guidelines)

Sure, but it's worth questioning what degree of intentional frustration is worth the relief later on, especially if the relieving parts still aren't super interesting. You can make something intentionally unfun that doesn't turn out to be as interesting as you wanted. We'll see how it goes...

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Does anyone know who Nome is? Someone should let SkillUp know he's apparently alt-right and a Resetera verified has said this.

I'm literally shaking right now that Sony is providing review codes of video games to the alt-right. This must be Russia's new plan.



Yikes, enter a normal person asking for evidence of being alt-right....



The groundbreaking evidence? He has "sketchy views". That's it.

Well, case closed, what amazing evidence provided by the verified user Nome on Resetera.com. It would be a shame if the world found out where Nome works to see what developer has staff that just calls anyone alt-right they don't like. A real shame. Especially for sales.





We'll do that friend, just you remember to run crying to mommy and daddy that the mean people on the internet are posting a video game review.