NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Cured Tranny]

At first, seemed that this retard would be angry, but just look at the final line.

They are probably too lazy to go to another forum by themselves.

 

[Les Morfalous]

>4.5 mil
I can only imagine how hard Malka is dilating right now

 

[Cured Tranny]

Stop posting your gay little anime faces, you're not a 13 year old girl no matter how much you want to be inside one.

Are you saying that... I am not cured yet??? :/ ._.'

>4.5 mil
I can only imagine how hard Malka is dilating right now

He even pinned the thread and is acting like he doesn't care.

 

[Drazen]

Goddamn, I am all out of popcorn too.

 

[Dlagonrold]

Huge shoutout to Cerium for so wonderfully upholding KF's ideals. He wasn't content to simply milk the cows and sell cheese in a little roadside stand. Instead, he made a cashmaking factory dairy. And then, he cashed in on the dairy as soon as he saw the yields declining and the low birth weights of the new cows. And the cows thanked him for it, saluting him on his way to his Jamaican sugar plantation mansion. Then, the cows welcomed the new head of the dairy, positive that the "Abattoir Equipment & Services" truck on the property surely must be there to plant some new, even more delicious grass.

I'm almost tearing up at the beauty of all of this. Hats off to Cerium for wringing every dime possible out of underemployed, mentally ill, incels.

 

[Dreamland]

What happened to the banbot? Gives a host error: https://resetera.kiwifarms.net/

And tweets are protected: https://twitter.com/reseterabanbot

@CrunkLord420 is engaged in other activities and lost interest in cataloging all the cringe i believe. you could PM him or wait for this ping to get through.
Good on Cerium to turn his crippling gambling debt into a gravy train with just some well-placed campaigning and a few nintendo gift cards. If you're reading this Evilore, this could have been you. And to the mods: You're still doing this for free.

 

[Copyright Trademark]

The peasants are tried revolting:

GAMERS DEMAND A CUT OF THE 4.5 MILLION News

We the Gamers of resetera demand compensation for the value we bring to this platform. Never before has such a brain trust been developed anywhere on the Web. We are collectively outraged at the monetization of of our thoughts and ideas and will seek a fair cut of the proceeds via any legal...

www.resetera.com

 

[metroid_fetish]

Cerium should donate 41% of the profits to a charity that provides ropes and razorblades to the suicidally ill-equipped.

 

[Cured Tranny]

Time for delusion and naivety.

Didn't see ban yet.

 

[AnOminous]

How could absolute fucking retardation like this be monetized?

 

[Aqua Panda]

It'll be interesting just how long they tolerate the old mods/administration before just cutting them out entirely. (It'll happen eventually.)

Expecting a lot of reeeeeing.

 

[Rei is shit]

He even pinned the thread and is acting like he doesn't care.

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I wouldn't be surprised if tyler has made a lot more than 4.5 mil off neogaf. That site had greater traffic at its peak and that was during the online ad revenue golden age.

 

[Cured Tranny]

Hahaha

 

[peanus weenus]

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[Karma Khan]

How could absolute fucking retardation like this be monetized?

Doesn't reeeeeesetera require you to basically dox yourself to make an account? If so the answer is simple. Blackmail.

 

[Dreamland]

Doesn't reeeeeesetera require you to basically dox yourself to make an account? If so the answer is simple. Blackmail.

Initially it was employer and university mail only (besada liked harassing them to retaliate after being called fat), but then they found out that their base is mostly unemployed so they allowed ISP boxes too.

 

[jakdex]

 

[Cured Tranny]

What a very miserable person. Nepenthe is the type of person who will shot herself while being extremely unhappy in their 40s.

How can you think that you are above everyone else because you are... let me see... an admin in an internet forum!

No wonder that they are unpaid. I don't know if he is being facetious or just stupid, because you can not be this naïve.

 

[faultier]

 

[cow piss pills peddler]

If Josh is lucky he may be able to sell Kiwifarms for a 2 liter bottle of Coca Cola Zero, and if the buyer is feeling especially generous, a family sized pizza.