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won't anyone think about the jannies mental health????

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Am I out of touch for thinking resetera was some stupid awkward video game forum nobody uses except hyper sensitive faggots? Is it really worth millions of dollars? I'm not a serious video gamer but I've never heard of resetera in normie news or on /v/ for leaks, feedback or reviews.
 
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From the new NintendoERA spin-off board, founder Emily Rogers herself clears up the ownership confusion, it was always Cerium's:
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MG-34 said:
I'm I out of touch for thinking resetera was some stupid awkward video game forum nobody uses except hyper sensitive faggots? Is it really worth millions of dollars? I'm not a serious video gamer but I've never heard of resetera in normie news or on /v/ for leaks, feedback or reviews.
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You ever heard of Magic Find? MTGSalvation? a supposed YouTube network called Union of Gamers?

The same Swedes paid $12 million for that shit about four months ago.
 
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Atomsk said:
I see retards on twitter seeing this as a win if it destroys the website, it's like they have no recollection of Tumblr and how the exodus from there basically ruined the entire internet since all of those crazy people just spread out and went everywhere else. Every forum on the internet should stop accepting new members for a while just like this site does when something happens with reddit.
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What the fuck sites are they going to ruin? Reddit? Twitter?
 
A random one.

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WTF at this ban. I guess they never watched some sports live at the venue!
If he was banned for the "midget", a resetera mod would probably pierce their own eardrums in a football stadium.



Atomsk said:
Every forum on the internet should stop accepting new members for a while just like this site does when something happens with reddit.
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Well, I was banned on Reddit (two times for 'transphobia' on r/NintendoSwitch, the last one was permanent) and NeoGaf in the same week and here I am...
 
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AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA Cerium just left the ranks of the progressive socialists and no doubt is about to start bitching when he learns about the tax he's gonna have to pay. I genuinely and fervently hope Biden rams home a massive tax increase for top earners before the final payment so that faggot Cerium has to watch an extra couple of hundred thousand dollars disappear out of his Scrooge McDuck money vault.

A socialist is, after all, just a conservative who's not yet worked to pay for someone else's bum-tier lifestyle.

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BoomerSperg1922 said:
thats it lads. ive decided on a fool proof grift. i was going back and forth. do i start a patreon for a furry porn game and claim to be sick every other week? larp as 12 different bpd mentally ill disabled socialists on twitter with different cashapps for each one? no, all of these require at least some work. this... this right here is a real gold mine. im going to create a new ((gaming)) forum.

TrannyEra.

I'll lure in all the troons and then sell it for millions in two years.
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You've just described the entirety of the patreon based adult games. Development slower than geological time, while getting 4,5 and sometimes 6 digit figures a month.
 
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I have to laugh at the guy who was surprised that a site was wildly profitable, yet pretended to be close to destitute. Isn't this the wikipedia playbook? Their coffers are deep enough to keep running for 30 years, yet they harrangue you for donations all the time.
 
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Marissa Moira said:
It's like Dante's Inferno. At first you pity their endless suffering, then you realize they deserve it.

A Janny with even the most tiniest iota of power always becomes a tyrant.
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No normal person has ever pitied a hyper leftist janny. Their hell is of their own making.
 
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MG-34 said:
Am I out of touch for thinking resetera was some stupid awkward video game forum nobody uses except hyper sensitive faggots? Is it really worth millions of dollars? I'm not a serious video gamer but I've never heard of resetera in normie news or on /v/ for leaks, feedback or reviews.
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Apparently that chink was making $700K a year on it somehow. Who knew? Running a farm full of retards is somehow lucrative.
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this dude is really putting his comedy school training to work

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Lmao you fucking sped, you morons stuck around while a white supremacist chink with absolute contempt for all of you ran the site and now you're pretending you're leaving? Kill yourself, retard.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
this dude is really putting his comedy school training to work

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Gotta love the unwarranted self importance on this PlanetSmasher loon. Same energy as Moe Greene in the Godfather. But at least Moe Greene owned the Casino, this one isn't even a Janny lol.
You've spent your free time posting on the USSR of gaming forums. You whine because they decide to fuck with your forum and your account gets shot in the back of the head and things stay the same. NeoGaf only had an exodus because Malka got MeToo'd, no one gives a fuck if they decide forum members will get banned if they're too negative on a company that buys ads on the site.
 
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Cardenio said:
this one isn't even a Janny lol.
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He was, he stepped down due to MUH MENTAL HEALTH. He's got 63,000 posts already and regularly asks to be temporary banned because he can't stop posting.

He also watches their PlayStation threads like a hawk and reports anyone who makes fun of him.
 
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