NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

MOBAnetwork made the right decision purchasing this site. It's literally money for doing nothing but having other people babysit a nursery full of mentally ill 40 year old NEET troons. It's a hustle only legends could think of.

Now look at them Swedes, that's the way you do it
You buy the forum on the internet tubes
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Money for nothing and the Chicks are dudes
 
So they got bought up by a Swedish company.
I wonder that they're going to do with what
Cult forum ?.

Are going to leave it alone
or do a cleansing of the forum ?.

No check was to cut to the Jannies nice.

Those entitled assholes on that forum don't deserve a penny.

The new owners then they start digging deeper into the forum.
To see how toxic/ retarded that forum is. Hope there Sanity is intact
afterwards.
 

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People like this guy are the reason why ResetEra will continue to make shitloads of money for years to come. They're so terminally online that even the thought of leaving their internet safe space is akin to death. They'll never leave the site. It's all they have in life. Both this guy and the jannies defending their right to do it for free.

MOBAnetwork made the right decision purchasing this site. It's literally money for doing nothing but having other people babysit a nursery full of mentally ill 40 year old NEET troons. It's a hustle only legends could think of.

If these tards and troons wanted to do something they'd all leave their asylum and create a new one. They're too lazy to even do that.

The Swedes might even regret their purchase if the inmates all fuck off again and drop Resetera traffic to NeoGAF levels. Tyler Malka is not making 700k a year.

But troons can't do anything for themselves. So the Swedes will need to come in and strap the inmates to their beds whilst displaying trailers for the new Harry Potter game to them for 24 hours a day.
 
During this whole exceptional individual debate of paying mods, has anyone pointed out that the current mods shouldn't really even have a say since they are essentially bargaining to reduce whatever faggot rights future mods might have?
How do you "bargain down" below zero? Wait, no, don't answer that. These retards would probably find a way to commit to paying the owners for the privilege of moderating the site.

"Feared for my family." Jesus fucking christ. Lamptramp, no one cares about you enough to actually show up on your doorstep to kill your family for shits & giggles. That shit literally never happens (except when that one embezzling troon actually showed up on Null's doorstep with a machete -- when he wasn't home, comically fucking up the basics like neets are wont to do). Why do people let such obvious bullshit slide without challenging it?
 
It gets better, his tranny self destructive side takes over

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I guarantee he is reading this thread right now
My god it gets worse later in the thread. I had to see how a hugbox would respond to that kind of blatantly weaponized self disparagement and it went exactly as I would have expected. Lamptramps knows the game by now: the second you get the tiniest bit of pushback for your retarded flailings you throw a pity party and turn all those meany-beany criticisms into asspats.

Although I note with some amusement that old 'tramps is only getting the most lukewarm, half-hearted obligatory "there there's" in response to this completely nuclear questioning-whether-trannies-are-women self meltdown. You can create a hugbox so oppressive that nobody calls shit like this out, but they haven't invented the brainwashing thorough enough to produce a human that could genuinely respect someone so transparently pathetic and manipulative.
 
It’s fun and all but don’t forget: Sweden is cuck-central in Europe. Having that many troons is their goal. Those progressive Swedes will most likely use this site to learn deep secrets of troon gamers with the occasional insider post. Oh boy, I sure hope they will like what they bought.
Sweden is Troon central for sure but I imagine this is a business with little scruples and no particular love of troons.
They are interested in making money, not some social journey to celebrate troonery.

I think it is a very good investment.

Imagine, today they make ~500k$ in profit per year, and that is without much attempts at all to drive monetization.
If they aggressively monetize, i.e. more ads, less moderation, more drama, more anger, and open up registration for anyone, direct sales, etc
they should easily increase the profits by several multiples.

I say they will easily have recovered their entire investment within 2 years.
 
I was in a forum years ago where the faggot site owner sold it to a larger community/network for a decent little payout. But once we found out the entire community packed up and moved leaving the sold forum with zero activity.

We had our dignity.

Resetera has people who fall for India gift certificate scams.
 
Lmao he literally said this:
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He wants to expose himself to trannies. LMFAO.
Nah, look more closely. He wants other companies to expose themselves to trannies. He's content to stay well back and collect his fee from a safe distance.

Sweden is Troon central for sure but I imagine this is a business with little scruples and no particular love of troons.
It's an advertising company specializing in SEO. It has zero scruples. The moment the troons give even the smallest hint of legitimate trouble, they'll all get the boot in one fell swoop. It's not unheard of during forum acquisitions for the new owners to remove literally all current staff -- top to bottom, including technical people -- and replace them with corporate employees (or at least corporate-approved outsiders). It's astonishing how fast fresh blood can mop up a mess left behind by the old guard.

I say they will easily have recovered their entire investment within 2 years.
Especially if they get rid of all the fucking troons and the forum suddenly becomes usable.
 
I was in a forum years ago where the faggot site owner sold it to a larger community/network for a decent little payout. But once we found out the entire community packed up and moved leaving the sold forum with zero activity.

We had our dignity.

Resetera has people who fall for India gift certificate scams.
FOH?
 
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Just fucking do it you stupid tranny, Isamu Fukui is already smoking $500 bills with your name on them thanks to your Cyberpunk 2077 hysterical outrage that brought hundreds of thousands in ad clicks.

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Don't worry Dennis, Resetera jannies work for free AND lick the boot.

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Make as much money as you can from tranny outrage then harvest the user data and dump the corpse. Or use it for money laundering.

Harry Potter is getting a full ad layout trannies.

Björn Mannerqvist is making money, somehow. He has experience with scammy/fraudlent gambling sites. He's coming for you now, trannies.
Something tells me Lamp is gonna be one of those people that'll actually kill themselves first if the internet went down for a week.
 
Something tells me Lamp is gonna be one of those people that'll actually kill themselves first if the internet went down for a week.

Think back to what happened when Facebook was wiped clean few weeks back
Companies, sluts and others who rely on Instagram, Faceberg and others lost their shit and contemplated neckroping.
ResetERA is same for trannies, they get validation, nice good echo chamber to reinforce their delusions and refusing to talk about or play video games for a gaming forum.
Troons lost something very important to keep them from fellating shotguns this week.
Once another exodus happens and tranny mods will jump ship. I'm going to make that place even nicer.

Granted the current owner don't go full lowtax and make membership fee mandatory 20 bucks forum.

I'm confident that these trannies will either end up here or something awful, they have plenty boys who need girlfriends there.
 
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