NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[jakdex]

MOBAFIRE ADMIN ALREADY SENDING ORDERS.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[Aeon Path]

To be honest I don't even see what is wrong with that policy on a hobby forum.

Exactly. I'd bet dollars to doughnuts that the actual policy that retard saw was something along the lines of "don't bring along stupid political drama, stay on topic" and that that Resetera user's head translated it into "you are required to provide proof of personally killing at least 2 trannies to even post here".

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[DriveByTrolling]

It is a fair point. Inmates assemble, leave the forum and the Nazi Swedes will be left holding the bag. They might send the Swedish mafia after the sneaky chink to get their money back!

Do not listen to the current Resetera jannies, they're just trying to keep you around to save Isamu Fukui! LEAVE NOW! DESTROY THE ALEXA RANK!

 

[Hiram Clarke Hustler]

Who the fuck seriously got conned into wasting 4.5 million dollars? LMAOOOOO

 

[jakdex]

 

[AnOminous]

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She does it for REEEEEEEEEEE!

they think they're getting "new resources" to "try stuff" god they're dumb

The level of cope is out the roof. I can't wait until denial runs out and they enter the full seething phase, followed by depression, but never, ever, an actual healthy adaptation to the situation because these people are absolute fucking retards and suckers.

 

[milkenjoyer]

Props to Cerium, a cunning chink to be sure. A bit crazy that he held on to this hot potato for so long. Diamond hands! Malka must be absolutely seething that he got cancelled and couldn't sell GAF.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Most lolcows on this forum have more self-respect for themselves than a Resetera janny. There truly isn't much lower than a Resetera janny.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Nepenthe tries out the world's worst humble brag about being banned from the Blizzard forums and also strangely claims that she's white:

 

[milkenjoyer]

They were so close to the truth, over 3 years ago.

Is Resetera worth millions now?

The old forum was often regarded as the biggest video game forum around, and the owner was offered multi-million dollar deals for selling the site. Seeing as Resetera is almost a carbon copy of the old site with similar traffic, is this site valued in the millions too? Who would get the money if...

www.resetera.com

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Dude makes a thread in the OT to draw attention to the sale and the new owners:

I believe there is a conversation to be had about ERA new owners and affiliations details.

Hey all, Most of you are probably aware, thanks to the warning up there, that ERA is no longer owned by a solo member of the community and was sold for 4.5M$ to MOBA Network by Cerium. Which, understandably after this deed, seemingly ran off with the money to never return again, for obvious...

www.resetera.com

Thread gets predictably locked of course.

Later on, dude reveals that they quietly removed his ability to make threads:

 

[jallsballs]

lolwut

 

[James Edwin]

if im ever told to mod for a forum and they dont pay me I'm nuking the whole fucking site

imagine literally tard wrangling aka working for free lmao

 

[AirdropShitposts]

the toxic users are harming the mental health of the staff again!

 

[Cuckoman]

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the toxic users are harming the mental health of the staff again!

Just looks like a whole bunch of "nothing will change" going on.

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

I guess the site really is REEEE!setera now.

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I... I'll just go now.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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lolwut

she's having a complete mental breakdown over this entire thing, B-Dubs needs to tell her to go play masturbate to Overwatch or whatever it is she does when not being a bitch on the forum

 

[jallsballs]

earlier in the thread she was talking about how she kept herself from posting emotionally and attacking people or something

any other user would have been banned a hundred times over for the bullshit she spews