NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

How will they play Neil Druckmann's next masterpiece?

I think they'll do what they did with Cyberpunk. Say they sold it, and never bring it up again. If someone points it out, they'll claim they were given a PS5 as a gift.
They'll just play it at a less-principled friend's house, continuously and repeatedly, for months. Their friends are very accommodating.
 
I don’t know, last time I went to a Target the walls were all plastered with obese women in lingerie; and I live in a centrist city that was Republican just a decade ago.

But I work for a tech company, so I’ll concede that I’m probably more exposed to woke slacktivism than the average American.
I used to work for Target, both in the store and at corporate. They've been pandering to the "marginalized" people for a long time. Their main building in downtown Minneapolis will regularly be lit up like the rainbow flag or whatever the cause of the week is.
 
The only way to be properly not racist these days is to repeat the same crib-note academia talking points you saw other white assholes on twitter say while pledging fealty to the master negro race. Even then you will still be considered racist by the suburban privileged blacks that make up the online wokesphere but at least your fellow whites will welcome you into the circle of the world's biggest faggots
 
Imagine needing to add trigger warnings for satire.


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They aren't. Eugenicists focus on breeding for good features. RetardEra dysgenicists would instead breed for retardation, narcissism, racism, autism, laziness, and pure evil.
 
She Hulk: Attorney At Law announcement thread at Resetera
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If you haven't seen the trailer for the She-Hulk TV show, and you don't want to see it, it's basically "Girl Boss" attitude with fairly poor CGI. Resetera members are officially supposed to be excited about this because it's the female-centric Marvel we've been warned about. But even from the first page it's drawing comparisons to Shrek.

They start off testing the water, suggesting something looks "slightly off", and when they see they won't get banned, they just give it both barrels.

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There are some who optimistically think the CGI is "still being finished" or "Maybe it will look better when it comes out". Sorry, tards. If Marvel put it in the announcement trailer, then Marvel thinks it's finished.

I like how this person thinks Marvel should have used any one of the many buff green female actresses in Hollywood instead of CGI:

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All in all, I'm not the least bit surprised to see them all lining up to consume their next Marvel product. I don't know how they continue to care about their spandex super people even into 2022 with the C-tier heroes.
 
The craziest part of the thread to me is the idea that Typhon has a friend. This is the gay furry that kept talking about wanting to kill himself, right?

If I was on Resetera I'd tell the guy to keep is friend at what ever cost. He's not in a good position to be picky about friends.

lol he was suicidal because he couldnt go to furry conventions and get fucked by fat gay men during covid

Resetera members are officially supposed to be excited about this because it's the female-centric Marvel we've been warned about. But even from the first page it's drawing comparisons to Shrek.

Just to clarify, they are supposed to be excited because she's a whore, not really because of the girl boss thing.
 
The craziest part of the thread to me is the idea that Typhon has a friend. This is the gay furry that kept talking about wanting to kill himself, right?

If I was on Resetera I'd tell the guy to keep is friend at what ever cost. He's not in a good position to be picky about friends.

lol he was suicidal because he couldnt go to furry conventions and get fucked by fat gay men during covid
Typhon is the guy who said he was going to kill himself over Evilore:
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Thankfully, ResetEra has prevented this tragedy.
 
She-Hulk's got a body count like that? Never read the comics.
Yeah, it's a running joke. She-Hulk is supposed to be an inversion of all the traditional female superhero tropes. She exists closer to Deadpool rather than characters who don't know they're in a comic.
 
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