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In the Israel/Gaza thread in response to the US supporting Israel:

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For something like that to happen, Russia or China would have to become the dominant superpower and somehow I don't think these idiots would prefer that over the current status quo. These people are so retarded it's unreal.

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Biden's support of Israel will barely be remembered at all.

Amazing how these people are screeching so much about this, again only about 70,000 people on both sides including the combatants have died since 1948. It's fucking nothing compared to so many other things going on.

I also got a good laugh out of them cheering on Canada for stopping weapon supplies to Israel which was a meaningless political move for the retarded Trudeau govt to try and get support from all the third worlders they're bringing into the country. Canada barely sends anything to Israel and won't be missed.
 
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jallsballs said:
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I wasn't aware that muslims also had loopholes to trick God just like the jews do
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Nothing makes me side eye a religion faster than "you can pay the church or some random guy for good boy points/salvation." If it's not related to charity or anything like that, it just really has sheister flavor.
I'll take my fedoras for my gaytheist post, thanks.

It really annoys the fuck out of me that Islam is so worshipped by woke people though. It's an obvious thing of just hating white people and Western people rather than understanding anything about Muslims.
 
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Whiskeybone said:
Nothing makes me side eye a religion faster than "you can pay the church or some random guy for good boy points/salvation." If it's not related to charity or anything like that, it just really has sheister flavor.
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It used to be worse, catholics had a system called "indulgences" where you could sin as much as you want, pay the priest on sunday to get saved, and then repeat as often as you like for the rest of your life.
 
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jallsballs said:
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I wasn't aware that muslims also had loopholes to trick God just like the jews do
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The Jew thing still baffles me. Like imagine believing in an all-seeing all-knowing deity whose power is literally infinite and trying to pull a fast one on it. Reminds me of Redditors who think they can just go "Uh, yeah, sorry about all my sins" right before they die and go into Heaven. Not how it works at all.
 
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Lone Star said:
The Jew thing still baffles me. Like imagine believing in an all-seeing all-knowing deity whose power is literally infinite and trying to pull a fast one on it.
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The purpose of religious laws is not to force you to kill yourself because you can't even eat pork if someone puts a gun to your kid's head and says eat that ham sandwich or else. It's to remind you of the community you belong to and most of kosher is about ritual cleanliness, not absolute prohibitions. So technicalities that allow you to acknowledge reality while still adhering to the strict letter of the law is entirely reasonable.

It's a matter of mindfulness, not mindless compliance. If JHVH is the ultimate reasonable entity, as any deity worthy of worship would be, why would he demand His followers be stupid?
 
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RX-78 said:
It used to be worse, catholics had a system called "indulgences" where you could sin as much as you want, pay the priest on sunday to get saved, and then repeat as often as you like for the rest of your life.
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Or you'd skip seeing the priests at all and just slip them some cash near your deathbed as much of the nobility did.
 
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Lone Star said:
Reminds me of Redditors who think they can just go "Uh, yeah, sorry about all my sins" right before they die and go into Heaven. Not how it works at all.
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The repentance has to be sincere, not simply a recognition that you're going to Hell right now so you'd best pretend you're repenting. No omniscient God could be fooled by such a mockery of repentance. And Catholicism does say that literally anyone can be redeemed. It's a central tenet of the faith. The damning sin of Judas was not even betraying Jesus, but his subsequent suicide, a sin of despair, and despair is an inverted arrogance, the belief that he was capable of such a sin that an omnipotent God could not forgive it.

Redditors are demons. Really dumb demons. Really dumb, fat demons.
 
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AnOminous said:
The repentance has to be sincere, not simply a recognition that you're going to Hell right now so you'd best pretend you're repenting. No omniscient God could be fooled by such a mockery of repentance. And Catholicism does say that literally anyone can be redeemed. It's a central tenet of the faith. The damning sin of Judas was not even betraying Jesus, but his subsequent suicide, a sin of despair, and despair is an inverted arrogance, the belief that he was capable of such a sin that an omnipotent God could not forgive it.

Redditors are demons. Really dumb demons. Really dumb, fat demons.
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Exactly what I'm saying, yeah. The fact they think they can trick an all-knowing being with a snarky little lie is so ridiculous. And as you pointed out, it has to be sincere, but at this point I have to imagine they're merely pretending not to know this.
 
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AirdropShitposts said:
Feminism is about giving men power.
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I remember seeing a feminist book called 57 Feminist Utopias, I picked it up for a laugh flipped to a random page and read "boys need to learn... That not every erection needs to end in orgasm" I laughed so hard that these "serious" women knew nothing about what they were talking about, and I've never taken a self described feminists seriously again.

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JJLiautaud said:
I remember seeing a feminist book called 57 Feminist Utopias, I picked it up for a laugh flipped to a random page and read "boys need to learn... That not every erection needs to end in orgasm" I laughed so hard that these "serious" women knew nothing about what they were talking about, and I've never taken a self described feminists seriously again.

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Damn, now you've left me with a cliffhanger about they managed to purge all the undesirables from their society after declaring their attitudes illegal misogyny. Exiled to patriarchy island? Sent to reeducation camps? Sterilization and culling of their family lines? There are so many options!
 
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