NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Niggs Monaghan]

It's so funny when Nepenthe is the voice of reason. When you're in the asylum, talking sense like that only makes you a mark. You have to be crazier.
It is always funny to me that libs don't know that like 80% of black people live in the south, though.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Imagine anyone who posts on Resetera being part of the armed secession.

 

[Quixotic Man]

Imagine anyone who posts on Resetera being part of the armed secession.

Nepenthe might make a moderately useful tunnel rat.

 

[I Know 孤独のせい]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lo...button-more-feminine-female-features.1166928/

What does the director have to do with playing the game ?

Chud this, Chud that. Literally, caveman speech with how often they tend to repeat the same words and phrases.
Did none of those people attend school ? It's not that hard to form sentences with a couple of more words.

Last time I checked, most games that were overtly infused with modern political and societal ideas, i.E. left leaning and progressive,
all failed spectacular and were all shit games and finically bombs. Weird how all games with Tits and Ass tend to do just fine.

 

[Morethanabitfoolish]

It's so funny when Nepenthe is the voice of reason.

Let me know when it happens. Because that round seems to have been her claiming Europeans invented fascism and that magic black people powers will save everything again.

 

[jallsballs]

 

[V-tuber and Resetera Fan]

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Meanwhile:

https://www.resetera.com/threads/frosted-flakes-donut-hole-cereal-arrives-in-stores.1167318/

 

[Niggs Monaghan]

Let me know when it happens. Because that round seems to have been her claiming Europeans invented fascism and that magic black people powers will save everything again.

I meant more the part where Nepenthe was saying "you retards would get slaughtered if there was a civil war" in so many words

 

[V-tuber and Resetera Fan]

Reading that Resetera thread on Lords of the Fallen is almost infuriating. Its an above average souls like (there's WAY shittier ones) that we beat without any issues. There is a new version 2.0 with a huge amount of changes and upgrades, better controls, UI, etc. But one of the features is better facial features and body shapes. No where I can find does it call out "Female", the resetera title is actually lying. People in the topic even mention this. The picture they personally link in the OP does not say female. The video linked about the patch explicitly states male and female faces and models were updated, and it extensively shows male and female characters in their underwear to show the changes. At no point does it goon over hot chicks or show big bouncy anime tits.

Its a legit example of the actually, unambiguously retarded people there making up their own strawmen and then dilating over it, and causing a snowball effect of panicking and crying over something that is ACTUALLY fake and made up in the OP.

They're also mad that the game (in the past) changed Body Type A and B to Male and Female based on polls of gamers. They're making changes their players want and it makes Resetera mad. That is actually the only "chud" thing in the game, something literally, absolutely no one will care about outside of Resetera, and half of the posters are saying "go anti-woke go broke" in one form or another.

Please someone send them pics of all the modern audience trash that is bankrupting studios, while Lords of the Fallen is successful enough to get multiple years of continuous, non-stop updates and support.

Someone buy this man Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin

 

[V-tuber and Resetera Fan]

Okay, so these guys have had multiple topics on Kilmar Garcia. This is one of those current events where even republicans are pushing back in their districts because few people actually want the federal government to have the power to deport people without a trial to a random nation. But of course, resetera are doing their normal thing like I posted before where they assume trannies and negros are next, and even Nef had to call them out. Senator Van Hollen is a democrat who went to El Salvador to meet Garcia and prove he is alive, since alot of people thought he was dead. It took a few days, but apparently El Salvador let him meet Garcia. Bukele made that post, that's the backstory.

Of course, Resetera assumes it is entirely fake or do literally zero effort to determine the veracity of the photos:

It took a few posts, but one brave poster leaves the website to look at google and finds posts from Van Hollen from over an hour prior saying its true with his own photos:

Being resetera, the posters don't actually read the topics, don't read the source material, and don't try to look up facts on their own.

Check out this brainiac! He wants to make sure everyone is aware that there are armed guards nearby in a room with a visiting US dignitary, El Salvador's leader, and a currently imprisoned person out on visitation.

 

[Beardfish]

https://www.resetera.com/threads/lo...button-more-feminine-female-features.1166928/

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What does the director have to do with playing the game ?

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Chud this, Chud that. Literally, caveman speech with how often they tend to repeat the same words and phrases.
Did none of those people attend school ? It's not that hard to form sentences with a couple of more words.

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Last time I checked, most games that were overtly infused with modern political and societal ideas, i.E. left leaning and progressive,
all failed spectacular and were all shit games and finically bombs. Weird how all games with Tits and Ass tend to do just fine.

I will now put it on my wishlist because this game has seen on some steep discounts and it kinda looked decent, as decent as Soulslike slop can look anyway.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

For the life of me i cannot comprehend how a group of people can be so completely un-self aware and retarded. TRAs and troons are now arguing that they didn't beat people into submission hard enough, people weren't threatened and punished convincingly enough, to force society to think how they want and prevent backlash.


Here's the thread (A) by the way.. Quite an hilarious read. Not surprisingly, it didn't even take a full posts for the first naked generalized death threat.

 

[Plagas]

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For the life of me i cannot comprehend how a group of people can be so completely un-self aware and retarded. TRAs and troons are now arguing that they didn't beat people into submission hard enough, people weren't threatened and punished convincingly enough, to force society to think how they want and prevent backlash.


Here's the thread (A) by the way.. Quite an hilarious read. Not surprisingly, it didn't even take a full posts for the first naked generalized death threat.

Thanks for this , this is hilarious.

 

[huesofmercury]

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Thanks for this , this is hilarious.

Wait till you get later in near the end.. They are infighting over which party is more transphobic/to blame. lol

 

[jallsballs]

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user julia crawford is extremely interesting to me, he has talked about having a family or atleast a wife and iirc a child, english doesnt seem to be his first language yet i think he lives in america, he posts very gay shit a lot, but most of his posts are almost incomprehensible non sequiturs

 

[Dreamland]

user julia crawford is extremely interesting to me, he has talked about having a family or atleast a wife and iirc a child, english doesnt seem to be his first language yet i think he lives in america, he posts very gay shit a lot, but most of his posts are almost incomprehensible non sequiturs

He changed his name last year I think. Used to be jkowalski

 

[Plagas]

user julia crawford is extremely interesting to me, he has talked about having a family or atleast a wife and iirc a child, english doesnt seem to be his first language yet i think he lives in america, he posts very gay shit a lot, but most of his posts are almost incomprehensible non sequiturs

Dude is a pathetic "haha I am funny" gimmick poster, like 90% of his posts are his lame attempts at jokes/humor, dude has no life but to pretend to be funny online.

 

[Joey-The-Chud]

I used to think that the Resetera troons were just harmless lunatics, but now they are genuinely becoming a menace to society. Everyone that disagrees with their insane ideas is considered to be the devil incarnate that must be killed, which is funny because they don't even believe in objective morality.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Dude is a pathetic "haha I am funny" gimmick poster, like 90% of his posts are his lame attempts at jokes/humor, dude has no life but to pretend to be funny online.

This is like a solid half of Resetera. The other half are the diehard people doomposting 24 hours a day. The sort of person who regularly posts on a forum like that is incapable of real humor.