Teachers pets were usually smart though (how do you suck up to a teacher while being retarded?), these people have the IQ of snails. Retarded snails. Like they literally know nothing about anything to an astonishing degree. All they can do is recycle things one of the Poster Bois they follow say to a T.
They more likely all have college degrees (paid for by their parents) in some worthless Arts. It gives them the air of superiority for having a degree, they think they're more educated than someone who did something useful (cause we studied the history of the history of reading books!) but they also didn't actually learn anything they can apply to...anything. But they weren't actually GOOD at said degree, because they're also lazy and empty.