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[Munchingonfish]

White dude opening "90s hood chicken" spots in Pittsburgh

PITTSBURGH, WHERE WHITE PEOPLE OPEN “90’S STYLE HIP-HOP FRIED CHICKEN” SPOTS IN THE GENTRIFIED HOOD

"If this weren’t a real thing that was really actually happening, the concept of a 90’s style hip-hop fried chicken restaurant created by White people in the hood would make for a cute and clever Chappelle or Key & Peele skit.

Of course, White people seem intent on proving they’re able to create realities far more absurd and ridiculous than any fiction. Which is why East Liberty — which used to be a Black Pittsburgh cultural nexus but is rapidly morphing into Yinzer Williamsburg — will soon be home to “The Coop,” which promises to be an “urban, street style type of place” serving fast casual fried chicken, according to Adam Kucenic (the owner). It will sit next to Muddy Waters, an oyster bar created by the same owner. And on Muddy Waters’ other side will soon be another Kucenic creation: “The Big Kahuna” — a poke bowl restaurant with a distinctly Hawaiian feel."

The source? A website called "Very Smart Brothas."

It's racist to associate fried chicken with black people. It's also racist to open a fried chicken business without black people.

Someone posted a thread about a Guardian article asking why motherhood is portrayed poorly in video games. For a while, it looked like they were as confused by the article as I was. Then some of the usual suspects (Massive Duck, Platy, Finale Fireworker) reared their heads.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Of course, White people seem intent on proving they’re able to create realities far more absurd and ridiculous than any fiction. Which is why East Liberty — which used to be a Black Pittsburgh cultural nexus but is rapidly morphing into Yinzer Williamsburg —

If the area is gentrifying I doubt many Yinzers could afford to live there, or would even want to. Yinzers are basically the western PA version of a redneck. Also, I wonder if this is anywhere near Carnegie Mellon U.? Seems like in smaller cities when gentrification starts it does so around universities.

 

[TowinKarz]

Of course, these people weren't lining up to move there when it was such a nice, diverse "cultural nexus" place, where they? My brother stuck it out in the "Black cultural nexus" of Philly for 5 years until he could afford to move out, and in that time his bike and car were both stolen, but I guess he asked for it, trying to be a dirty no-good white gentrifier.......

 

[Ineedahero]

Someone posted a thread about a Guardian article asking why motherhood is portrayed poorly in video games. For a while, it looked like they were as confused by the article as I was. Then some of the usual suspects (Massive Duck, Platy, Finale Fireworker) reared their heads.

That article...

But that’s not really good enough in the era of sophisticated storytelling

Ahahahaahahaahahahahahahaahahaahahaaha

Move aside 3000 years of stories, we are in the era of sophisticated storytelling now. We have masterpieces like Gone Home and Dear Esther in these enlightened days, they are much more sophisticated than your little quips about Beowulf, or Le Morte d'Arthur, or any of the hundreds of Greek and Norse myths in which mothers are portrayed in a less than positive light.

I am all for pushing women games developers to make more stories about mothers though - considering how many 'female' game devs are actually trannies I'm sure it will end hilariously.

 

[Bins]

In light of NeoGAF closing threads hypocritically and banning users, I'm going to shamelessly steal from voat (I know I know). It has some good bits from the Comey firing thread and I'm not going to shift through however many pages it is at now.

https://voat.co/v/NeoFAG/1849882
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=236272059#post236272059

Watch out, we got a bad ass here. He's going to be on the front lines

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236286561&postcount=1795

Stay safe Voat.

Mods seem to be deleting posts hinting at an assassination again

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236286225&postcount=1767 ( https://archive.is/WrTkG)) They forgot to get this quote.

Also, open calls for assault and rioting

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236286711&postcount=1809 (https://archive.is/0jOi6))

Followed up with a double down on assault

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236288985&postcount=1981

Triple down! Maximum Haram!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=236291418&postcount=2117

Kinsei is a protected BCT member IIRC. Or it's one of the trannies. Either way Besada sweating a limp 1 week ban just now for organised (time, place and targets identified) open calls to violence which is a criminal offence.

Step it up Tyler, your mods aren't deleting open calls to violence on your board quick enough. We'll keep reporting and see what sinks GAF first. Malware advertisements or the constant threats of political violence and presedential assassination?

 

[Vault Boy]

Typical, the Gaffots want to resort to organized violence just because Trump fired someone.

Funny thing is, those cream puffs would get their asses handed to them if they dared to go to a violent protest.

 

[Emperor Julian]

That article...



Ahahahaahahaahahahahahahaahahaahahaaha

Move aside 3000 years of stories, we are in the era of sophisticated storytelling now. We have masterpieces like Gone Home and Dear Esther in these enlightened days, they are much more sophisticated than your little quips about Beowulf, or Le Morte d'Arthur, or any of the hundreds of Greek and Norse myths in which mothers are portrayed in a less than positive light.

I am all for pushing women games developers to make more stories about mothers though - considering how many 'female' game devs are actually trannies I'm sure it will end hilariously.

This person unironically used tropes as a legitinate referance and seems oblivious to Fallout 3, Mother, Alien isolation etc etc, not to mention they seem oblivious as to why a game about being a mum specifically might not appeal to young adults of either gender. Their's also the issue the article contradicts itself by admitting their are games which talk about motherhood.


the Guardian really does love it's asinine puff pieces about some abritrary non issue while the UK is systematically being turned into a 3rd world country for anybody below upper middle class. No doubt the follow up article is about how their's a serious lack of games about the authors brand new, £20,000 Scandinavian kitchen/ Slightly awkard lesbian crushes.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

Secret of Fucking NIMH, you assholes. An entire story about a mother willing to brave any danger she comes across to save her children. You want stories about motherhood, there's plenty. Oh you want them in gaming? If you play Fallout 4 as a woman (and I'm sure you fuckers do), that's the first half of the game. And I'm sure if I put any effort into it, I could find more examples of "stories of motherhood" in gaming.

Hell, if you wanna go really goddamn dark, you could say Silent Hill 3 is a story about motherhood in gaming...but I'm stretching the definition on that one.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

wtf 4chan is one of the few mainstream webzones to enthusiastically celebrate autism. These fucking neurotypical supremacist mods should hang.

We celebrate autism because it gives us lolcows to laugh at.

 

[Lorento]

the Guardian really does love it's asinine puff pieces about some abritrary non issue while the UK is systematically being turned into a 3rd world country for anybody below upper middle class. No doubt the follow up article is about how their's a serious lack of games about the authors brand new, £20,000 Scandinavian kitchen/ Slightly awkard lesbian crushes.

Videogames are serious business, dontcha know?

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

Hell, if you wanna go really goddamn dark, you could say Silent Hill 3 is a story about motherhood in gaming...but I'm stretching the definition on that one.

It's a game where the ultimate goal is to magically abort the demon spawn in you. It's the most progressive story about motherhood ever.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

If big devs made more games about mothers, then they would get assailed for presuming that being a woman means she has to be a mother and can't pursue career or other things with her life. Creators shouldn't try to please these causes because even if they do what they're supposed to they'll be cheated out of the credit they earn because of eternally moving goalposts.

 

[Ruin]

If you pick the female PC in Fallout 4 isn't it literally about a mother who murders the shit out of everything and wins a fucking war to save her child? How is that not "Strong" enough for NeoFag?

 

[Secret Asshole]

If you pick the female PC in Fallout 4 isn't it literally about a mother who murders the shit out of everything and wins a fucking war to save her child? How is that not "Strong" enough for NeoFag?

Games where you can pick your character never 'count' to SJWs. So RPGs where you can have black or female characters that have existed since the dawn of time don't enter their small little minds. The problem is that nobody suffers the cognitive dissonance they do. They willfully ignore truths to promote their messages and when confronted, their brain malfunctions and they spit words with no meaning and block you.

Problem is the community see it differently. Outsiders coming in and saying 'FINALLY FEMALE PROTAGONISTS' and everyone goes, "What the fuck are you talking about? There have been female protagonists since the dawn of gaming." Or even better, "LOLZ GUYS DONT LIKE TO PLAY AS ICKY GIRLS, LOLZ" when guys have been playing female characters since forever. I played a game with four friends and three of us had female avatars we could customize. Nobody cares except these idiots. Its ALWAYS revisionist history with them. Brianna Wu is not the first Trans developer. That honor goes Danielle Berry, who made M.U.L.E. Guess what, she wasn't harassed out of the industry (she sadly died of lung cancer).

It is obvious that these sort of people do not play games, do not enjoy them and just want to exert their influence over them. Nobody likes some cunt coming in on something you enjoy screeching, "You have to changes this for me! ME ME ME ME. Oh, I will never play it or interact with the community in any meaningful way. Games and Gamers lol" So it isn't a wonder as to why the community has fiercely pushed them back.

 

[Munchingonfish]

We've had medical malpractice, tax, and medical fraud admissions. Now we have an entire thread devoted to admitting petty theft.

Despite bragging about doing multiple break-and-enters as a teenager, Amir0x is surprisingly missing from that thread. Maybe he's celebrating the first anniversary of his last known arrest? No, he claims that's fake news even though police reports verify he's still struggling with heroin. Instead, he's posting Trump x Putin erotica.

Putin must wake up every day skipping like a giddy school girl about going to his latest daily intelligence briefing, realizing that in Trump he has received the most comically inept American president in a hundred years. Every other sentence must be filled with delights, access that he would have previously had to make huge operations around achieving. Now he picks up the phone, pretends Trump is a great man and Trump bends over backwards to suckle his cock. And I'm not just talking a little lickity spit, I mean Trump is slobbing this knob with a ferocity usually reserved for a hate fuck after you find out your significant other is cheating on you.

The guy who made the theft thread (Gordon's known for being a huge liar) was involved in a fun situation related to that Pittsburgh chicken joint thread. A black tranny gaffot (once known as Himuro) said he couldn't give a fuck about the restaurant. Another black gaffot (once known as Labor, he works as a community manager for a Sony-affiliated game developer) immediately accused him of not being black. The tranny goes to the Black Culture Thread to call him out for that. A massive five-page chimpout ensues with only the troon getting banned.

It's hilarious how the biggest problem is that it's a public call out. They regularly do that. They're just mad because one of their own got attacked and not someone who'd never read their posts.

Hey TransGAF, I'm going out with a trans woman sometime this weekend, do you have any general advice regarding that? I mean I know I should just treat trans women the same way I'd treat cis women, use preferred pronouns, etc., but I was wondering if there's anything beyond that that most cis people wouldn't know about. Also it's pretty likely that we'll hook up since her profile says she's mostly on the site for the sex, so I don't know if you have any advice about that either.

Also for the record I'm a cis-ish (?) pan guy with a strong preference for people on the feminine side of the gender spectrum. By cis-ish I mean I'm pretty sure that I'm cis but I've had doubts about my own gender.....and also I've lurked here for a while >_>.

A mod is still salty about Colin Moriarty.

bill wurtz patreon: $471 a month
colin patreon: $40,000 a month $37,000 a month

this makes sense, colin's last stand videos are 78 times as good as this one

Another moderator and a user imply a group of men targeting gays on Grindr to beat them up are white. On post 99, a member quotes both of them with a mugshot of the perps. Only six more replies are posted before Neogaf suddenly lost interest in the story.

I'd really like to know how either of them thought Chancler Encalade and Cameron Ajiduah sounded like white American names.

In light of NeoGAF closing threads hypocritically and banning users, I'm going to shamelessly steal from voat (I know I know). It has some good bits from the Comey firing thread and I'm not going to shift through however many pages it is at now.

https://voat.co/v/NeoFAG/1849882
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=236272059#post236272059

This thread has some great posts

I won't shed a single tear if people rise up and kill their own Representatives and Senators at this point. My empathy and sympathy has been exhausted.

Peaceful protests do not dethrone dictatorships.

It doesn't fucking matter what Cummings wants. It doesn't matter what any Democrat wants. The Republicans don't care. Violent protest is the only way forward.

Leaving the US is probably the only way out now, or suicide. I don't really see anything good left anymore.

Is there a script to automatically block every idiot who pops into these threads and posts a genuine "nothing will happen" so I can stop seeing their useless bullshit over and over?

YOU GODDAMN SELLOUT

FUCK YOU MAN YOU FUCKING RUSSKIE

It's also got over 8000 replies, so there's no way I'm going through them all.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

We've had medical malpractice, tax, and medical fraud admissions. Now we have an entire thread devoted to admitting petty theft.

Despite bragging about doing multiple break-and-enters as a teenager, Amir0x is surprisingly missing from that thread. Maybe he's celebrating the first anniversary of his last known arrest? No, he claims that's fake news even though police reports verify he's still struggling with heroin. Instead, he's posting Trump x Putin erotica.



The guy who made the theft thread (Gordon's known for being a huge liar) was involved in a fun situation related to that Pittsburgh chicken joint thread. A black tranny gaffot (once known as Himuro) said he couldn't give a fuck about the restaurant. Another black gaffot (once known as Labor, he works as a community manager for a Sony-affiliated game developer) immediately accused him of not being black. The tranny goes to the Black Culture Thread to call him out for that. A massive five-page chimpout ensues with only the troon getting banned.

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It's hilarious how the biggest problem is that it's a public call out. They regularly do that. They're just mad because one of their own got attacked and not someone who'd never read their posts.





A mod is still salty about Colin Moriarty.


Another moderator and a user imply a group of men targeting gays on Grindr to beat them up are white. On post 99, a member quotes both of them with a mugshot of the perps. Only six more replies are posted before Neogaf suddenly lost interest in the story.

I'd really like to know how either of them thought Chancler Encalade and Cameron Ajiduah sounded like white American names.



This thread has some great posts








It's also got over 8000 replies, so there's no way I'm going through them all.

I actually would have assumed people targeting gays on Grindr to beat them up were white, because that's a favourite trick of Russian hoodlums with too much time on their hands. That's only provided I didn't see the names, though.

 

[Munchingonfish]

Stumpokapow is the most autistic Neogaf mod. Far more autistic than the mod that admits he's autistic.

Snowflakes are extremely fragile and cannot emotionally cope with other people or places making different choices than they do. They lash out, demanding that the world do what they want, or at the very least make them feel valued for their participation.

This insecurity and entitlement stems from poor parenting and the failure of their role models, largely charlatan carnival barkers, to provide meaningful guidance for navigating the world on a basic level. Left to their own devices they seek answers on places like 4chan. This causes an acute drop in communication and comprehension abilities as they revert to primitive angry grunting and communicating in pidgin English.

Unfortunately as I just noted they spend 16-18 hours a day asking for online validation from their safe spaces and so their clinical anxiety and avoidant behaviour problems get worse, not better.

You can tell a snowflake by the following signs:
1) they are pathologically angry about something you have never heard of the second before they yelled it at you on a YouTube video
2) they appear to be making money, but don't do anything that a reasonable person would consider a job (most """earn"""" their keep through complicated forms of welfare like Patreon or crank right-wing websites funded by eccentric mega-millionaire railroad tycoons)
3) they seem to lack even a basic impulse for self-doubt or empathy; they use "I" language and primarily seem to feel that stating how they feel about something is a convincing argument, since of course all people should conform to their expectations
4) they are pack animals--their insecurity requires that they network and interact with other snowflakes. They use techniques like group selfies, retweeting, and tribal identifiers like frog emoji to mark their territory, unaware that literally no one gives a shit.

Because they never fully self-actualize their politics are limited to primitive, visceral identity politics.

The upside is that in time they will either come to regret their behaviour and become alreal humans or else they will die unloved (YouTube likes are not love in the same way that velveeta is not cheese).

https://archive.is/2QuXq

Different guy. I can't tell if he's joking.

lol I went to a gender reveal party a couple months ago, and I started to ponder whether or not in this day and age if such a party is appropriate considering the kids gender wont really be revealed until they are old enough to tell you.

 

[Vault Boy]

"...considering the kids gender won't really be revealed until they are old enough to tell you."

Penis & testicles for a boy, vagina for a girl. It's not rocket science to figure it out.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Stumpokapow is the most autistic Neogaf mod. Far more autistic than the mod that admits he's autistic.

https://archive.is/2QuXq

Different guy. I can't tell if he's joking.

So, basically, this isn't a gaming forum in any meaningful way whatsoever.

 

[Munchingonfish]

https://archive.is/ifmGM