NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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Secret racists on REEEE? A poster seems to reference the racial stereotype that black people don't change the batteries in their smoke detectors.

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A board admin on Reeee was actually in the Xbox ambassador program, a paid shill, and actively nuked users who didn't buy into the ridiculous narrative that MS was "consumer-friendly" and Game Pass was the best thing to ever happen to gamers, or who opposed Microsoft's efforts to buy every publisher and developer they could to starve every other platform holder out of business.
I'd like to see something about this, cause I would believe it but from what i've seen ResetEra, just like NeoGaf, loves Sony like there's no tomorrow.
 
I'd like to see something about this, cause I would believe it but from what i've seen ResetEra, just like NeoGaf, loves Sony like there's no tomorrow.
Check @Bullet Club’s earlier posts in this thread for the name of the admin, but several mods, admins and celebrity users from Reeeee were in a private Xbox shill discord for years.

Reeee was fully fooled into parroting the “XBox is the most consumer-friendly console” bullshit in 2020-2023.
 

Knew this was a nigger without seeing the video or the chirp post simply because if it was a white dude every single post would be about how he is betraying his wife and will be a shit father.
 
company that bought ResetERA for $4.x million a few years ago is in dire trouble and exploring options (translation: DUMP THIS SHIT ON ANYONE WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO PAY) and resetera admins are all convincing themselves that the site isn't in deep, deep trouble now


what are the odds that some normal (right wing nazis in era admin views) buys the site and they try to migrate to another new communist "people owned" site in 2026? 100%, 150%, 300%?

how many of the site admins will have to go on welfare now? or are they already all on welfare?
 
company that bought ResetERA for $4.x million a few years ago is in dire trouble and exploring options (translation: DUMP THIS SHIT ON ANYONE WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO PAY) and resetera admins are all convincing themselves that the site isn't in deep, deep trouble now


what are the odds that some normal (right wing nazis in era admin views) buys the site and they try to migrate to another new communist "people owned" site in 2026? 100%, 150%, 300%?

how many of the site admins will have to go on welfare now? or are they already all on welfare?
Gee, why would the mods be worried, they only banned 98% of all users over the last few years...
 
how many of the site admins will have to go on welfare now? or are they already all on welfare?
I thought the N-bomb dropping B-Dubs was the only one who got paid.

Anyone who buys it for pennies on the dollar should fire the entire mod team and replace them with jeets paid in rupees. They couldn't do a worse job than the gaggle of faggots who have flushed the site down the toilet.
 
company that bought ResetERA for $4.x million a few years ago is in dire trouble and exploring options (translation: DUMP THIS SHIT ON ANYONE WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO PAY) and resetera admins are all convincing themselves that the site isn't in deep, deep trouble now


what are the odds that some normal (right wing nazis in era admin views) buys the site and they try to migrate to another new communist "people owned" site in 2026? 100%, 150%, 300%?

how many of the site admins will have to go on welfare now? or are they already all on welfare?
IIRC the only paid staff member is B-Dubs.
 
what are the odds that some normal (right wing nazis in era admin views) buys the site and they try to migrate to another new communist "people owned" site in 2026? 100%, 150%, 300%?
It will be funny to keep an eye out for this since I've always gotten a laugh out of the way most of them met on NeoGAF yet they refuse to refer to it by name and call it "the other place" or something like that. I wonder if they'd do the same for ResetERA the moment it is of no use to them. Jesus, I guess they're doing that as some form of troonery deadname crap now that I think about it.
 
https://www.resetera.com/threads/eurogamer-remasters-are-bad-actually.1394212/

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"I wanted to play Last of Us, but my wife's new boyfriend took my PS3 for Madden, then her son took my PS4 for the remaster. But now on my PS5 I finally can play the re-remaster of Last of Us. This is great, don't be a chud"

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"Movies do it all the time" No, they doubled down on that in recent years because they can't make anything good or original anymore. Have to chase that established IP money.
"I love when they change everything so that it is like a new game entirely" So they could have made an original game instead of some Frankenstein's monster which neither serves to preserve the OG nor knows what it wants to be.
"People weren't born around the time of the OG game" Ok, they still can play that game.
"Cant be bothered to emulate" Then don't play the game.
"Old games had bad graphixs and controlz and are doo doo" Then don't play the game.
"But it needs to be remade with modern sensibilities in mind" Play the OG or suck a dick.

There was recently a thread about those FF7 "remakes" where it was the same. "GUYS, I LOVE THIS REGURGITATED SLOP. THIS IS HYPE!"
Don't preserve the OG and make it available, change it constantly, or remake it entirely so it doesn't resemble the initial game at all. Re-re-release everything again and again.
 
Check @Bullet Club’s earlier posts in this thread for the name of the admin, but several mods, admins and celebrity users from Reeeee were in a private Xbox shill discord for years.

Reeee was fully fooled into parroting the “XBox is the most consumer-friendly console” bullshit in 2020-2023.
Yeah you can tell that Microsoft flooded the gaming “community” with shillbuxx to heavily promote Gamepass. It was Microsoft’s Hail Mary pass to try to make Xbox a viable brand.

NeoGAF promoting Sony heavily was more of a mid 2000s through mid 2010s thing. I remember a secret forum was created so tards like BruceLeeRoy could spend weeks crafting their special Killzone OPs. There were a few former jannies who later said that SCEA or whatever they were calling themselves then were giving them various art assets to help build these over the top shill OPs.
 
Yeah you can tell that Microsoft flooded the gaming “community” with shillbuxx to heavily promote Gamepass. It was Microsoft’s Hail Mary pass to try to make Xbox a viable brand.

NeoGAF promoting Sony heavily was more of a mid 2000s through mid 2010s thing. I remember a secret forum was created so tards like BruceLeeRoy could spend weeks crafting their special Killzone OPs. There were a few former jannies who later said that SCEA or whatever they were calling themselves then were giving them various art assets to help build these over the top shill OPs.
Is it just me, or are the OPs of MMO st Official Threads on GAF just godawful, unreadable shit?

We are talking GameFan-level unreadable in the ones where the thread creators put the text as images, usually some font that would be fine for a title, but are hell for block text?

Also, does anyone else hate the morons who will post pictures of box art instead of just typing in the titles of games in the list threads?
 
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company that bought ResetERA for $4.x million a few years ago is in dire trouble and exploring options (translation: DUMP THIS SHIT ON ANYONE WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO PAY) and resetera admins are all convincing themselves that the site isn't in deep, deep trouble now


what are the odds that some normal (right wing nazis in era admin views) buys the site and they try to migrate to another new communist "people owned" site in 2026? 100%, 150%, 300%?

how many of the site admins will have to go on welfare now? or are they already all on welfare?
Who knew a gaming forum with North Korea levels of censorship and a userbase that hates people that make money (along with hating the average gamer) would be unprofitable? ERAfags could always fuck off the Bluesky.
 
company that bought ResetERA for $4.x million a few years ago is in dire trouble and exploring options (translation: DUMP THIS SHIT ON ANYONE WHO IS STUPID ENOUGH TO PAY) and resetera admins are all convincing themselves that the site isn't in deep, deep trouble now


what are the odds that some normal (right wing nazis in era admin views) buys the site and they try to migrate to another new communist "people owned" site in 2026? 100%, 150%, 300%?

how many of the site admins will have to go on welfare now? or are they already all on welfare?
Moba announced they were taking the stock off nasdaq in a few days. Now thebire wants to buy that shit while stockprices are low (don't do it, wait for the bankruptcy auctions)..
 
https://www.resetera.com/threads/eurogamer-remasters-are-bad-actually.1394212/

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"I wanted to play Last of Us, but my wife's new boyfriend took my PS3 for Madden, then her son took my PS4 for the remaster. But now on my PS5 I finally can play the re-remaster of Last of Us. This is great, don't be a chud"

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"Movies do it all the time" No, they doubled down on that in recent years because they can't make anything good or original anymore. Have to chase that established IP money.
"I love when they change everything so that it is like a new game entirely" So they could have made an original game instead of some Frankenstein's monster which neither serves to preserve the OG nor knows what it wants to be.
"People weren't born around the time of the OG game" Ok, they still can play that game.
"Cant be bothered to emulate" Then don't play the game.
"Old games had bad graphixs and controlz and are doo doo" Then don't play the game.
"But it needs to be remade with modern sensibilities in mind" Play the OG or suck a dick.

There was recently a thread about those FF7 "remakes" where it was the same. "GUYS, I LOVE THIS REGURGITATED SLOP. THIS IS HYPE!"
Don't preserve the OG and make it available, change it constantly, or remake it entirely so it doesn't resemble the initial game at all. Re-re-release everything again and again.
Final Fantasy VII in its original form is literally available on every modern platform.

Don't want to play Remake? Then don't. You aren't saving the world by bitching about it, and honestly, Remake is a good game on its own merits.

Also, not a single remaster so far has been made by the main dev team for any series. They are farmed out to external devs or used to train rookies, so remastering an old game isn't taking any resources away from new projects, and in many cases have made money that helped finance new installments.

There is no downside to remasters.

Remakes can suck, but that is life, and the originals are usually still out there if people want to play them. The remakes are also not usually done by the main teams.

Stuff like the Final Fantasy Pixel Remaster collection and the HD-2D Dragon Quest and other Square Enix Remakes have been great ways to play some older games, and in some cases have quality of life options that can make the games a lot less grindy, like increasing XP and Gil in Final Fantasy.
 
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Yeah you can tell that Microsoft flooded the gaming “community” with shillbuxx to heavily promote Gamepass. It was Microsoft’s Hail Mary pass to try to make Xbox a viable brand.

NeoGAF promoting Sony heavily was more of a mid 2000s through mid 2010s thing. I remember a secret forum was created so tards like BruceLeeRoy could spend weeks crafting their special Killzone OPs. There were a few former jannies who later said that SCEA or whatever they were calling themselves then were giving them various art assets to help build these over the top shill OPs.
Check @Bullet Club’s earlier posts in this thread for the name of the admin, but several mods, admins and celebrity users from Reeeee were in a private Xbox shill discord for years.

Reeee was fully fooled into parroting the “XBox is the most consumer-friendly console” bullshit in 2020-2023.
Yeah I looked and I didn't find anything about it. Only thing I found is that ResetEra hates Microsoft because of bullshit related to the Israel-Palestine conflict and the pedo discord where they were talking about loli and age of consent.
 
Yeah I looked and I didn't find anything about it. Only thing I found is that ResetEra hates Microsoft because of bullshit related to the Israel-Palestine conflict and the pedo discord where they were talking about loli and age of consent.
It's been a topic of discussion in a lot of the threads about the Activision buyout on GAF, as well.
 
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