NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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I guarantee you that he garnished some part regarding habitual substance use.

Also:
"My cousin..."
".. Our ambiguous divorce" :lit:
 
A car can be a very reliable means of shelter for a Man. Idk what that faggot is complaining about.

A good chunk of re troons wake up on vomit covered sidewalks after their clients refused to pay.

Read the room, retard.
 
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Hate to fixate on Dr. Destitute. But he's been having a great time running the PC gamer thread into the ground.
All those posts read like an advertisement for something. The hardware, the AI, the games...
I agree, his brain has been cooked to a turn by adverts and hyperconsoomerism. But it's also important to note that he has all the signs of some kind of untreated bipolar or borderline disorder (maybe caused by that apocalyptic THC abuse) and suffers from obvious mania.

His unceasing reminders of being a PhD reminds me of piratesoftware and he only makes academia look bad by showing that a drooling manchild like him can even get a degree.
Good news frens: https://www.spectradesign.net/
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Imagine being a lefty - nay - a redditor - and making this comment unironically as if 99.9% of celebrities aside from Clint Eastwood, Mel Gibson, James Wood, Sly Stallone, Randy Quaid, and Rob Schneider, aren't lefty ballwashers.
 
One of the red-flags for a visual design bureau is when they can't even make a website without operating at the rare intersection of Timecube lettersetting and optical migraine.
For someone who is supposedly adept at using LLMs Dr. Businessman can't even have gemini proofread his rants.

Also why do they sell poop-supplements and paintings on the same storefront?!
 
They are trying to cancel hit new game Mewgenics due to some h3h3 involvement.

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"Excuse me, dear. I must go shower for 30 minutes and thoroughly wash my anus before we have intercourse."

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A thread about comics and black people. Bring on Slayven!

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And Nep, I suppose.

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Oh, they mean literal meows, like cat noises. Out of a pool of dozens of other internet personalities meowing too, accumulated over the numerous years this game was in development. Would you even be able to tell which is his if you're not actively trying to? Would anyone have any idea if he was in the game but not the credits? The fact that these devs/their game are catching strays over a meow recorded six years ago (according to the thread) from a youtuber that the lefties loved up until last year is hilarious to me. The whole game is tainted now, "fuck this game." In case you're wondering, it was developed by Edmund McMillen of Binding of Isaac fame and Tyler Glaiel who I've never heard of. I'm curious what'll happen with McMillen since it seems like he's generally on the "good side" of the establishment gaming normies, though I'll admit i could be wrong since I don't follow much in the way of indie games.

Chris chan is also in the credits btw. Having haram opinions on Israel is worse than raping your mom according to these people. *sigh*

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"Excuse me, dear. I must go shower for 30 minutes and thoroughly wash my anus before we have intercourse."
I agree with the sentiment tbh. You don't wait until you're about to start and then make a grand announcement that you're gonna shower, you gotta plan ahead. Like if you're expecting to have sex later, just take a quick shower in the evening when you have time so you're prepared. And besides, we should be good netizens and support Resetera users for actually bathing and cleaning themselves. I imagine most of them do not.
 
Oh, they mean literal meows, like cat noises. Out of a pool of dozens of other internet personalities meowing too, accumulated over the numerous years this game was in development. Would you even be able to tell which is his if you're not actively trying to? Would anyone have any idea if he was in the game but not the credits? The fact that these devs/their game are catching strays over a meow recorded six years ago (according to the thread) from a youtuber that the lefties loved up until last year is hilarious to me. The whole game is tainted now, "fuck this game." In case you're wondering, it was developed by Edmund McMillen of Binding of Isaac fame and Tyler Glaiel who I've never heard of. I'm curious what'll happen with McMillen since it seems like he's generally on the "good side" of the establishment gaming normies, though I'll admit i could be wrong since I don't follow much in the way of indie games.

Chris chan is also in the credits btw. Having haram opinions on Israel is worse than raping your mom according to these people. *sigh*


I agree with the sentiment tbh. You don't wait until you're about to start and then make a grand announcement that you're gonna shower, you gotta plan ahead. Like if you're expecting to have sex later, just take a quick shower in the evening when you have time so you're prepared. And besides, we should be good netizens and support Resetera users for actually bathing and cleaning themselves. I imagine most of them do not.
It’s as insane as the whole shitstorm over JonTron in Yooka-Laylee, except that dev team virtue signalled to the heavens about removing him making gibberish noises before the game released.
 
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It’s as insane as the whole shitstorm over JonTron in A Hat in Time, except that dev team virtue signalled to the heavens about removing him making gibberish noises before the game released.
And JonTron in Yooka-Laylee, too. (Also doing gibberish noises, incidentally.)
 
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