NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[LoneCasshew]

Uhhh... is this an fftopic: or am I missing the connection between FF13 and the NeoGAF meltdown?

That pasta originates from a post on Neogaf back in 2008 I believe.
Curiously the specific post was never archived, but it was from Neogaf's very early history. It became a meme because of how dumb it was and people would frequently make edits of it for new historically exclusive games going multiplat. It was immortalized due to this video

Its also the only Neogaf meme I'm aware of.

 

[Jaimas]

Somebody write out a list of neogaf memes so if I ever see somebody say one I know to immediately dox that person.

A lot of them you may have already doxed, amusingly enough.

Many of NeoGAF's better-known memes are the same garbage-tier shit that cycles around Weird Twitter.
You've already seen a few in the likes of Milkshake Duck.

 

[AnOminous]

A lot of them you may have already doxed, amusingly enough.

Many of NeoGAF's better-known memes are the same garbage-tier shit that cycles around Weird Twitter.
You've already seen a few in the likes of Milkshake Duck.

Milkshake duck is such a super tard-tier meme.

 

[Keystone]

Saw this on /v/

I present to you, the life of Bryan:

 

[Star Wormwood]

Milkshake duck is such a super tard-tier meme.

It's not even a meme really, it's a term that denotes when you don't like someone anymore because of their wrongthink. The fact that this happened to these people so often they needed a memey-ass term for it is honestly worse than just a shitty meme.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

 

[Jaimas]

Who is this faggot

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Someone who may be able to support a thread.

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

Milkshake duck is such a super tard-tier meme.

Why create such a term when “male feminist” exists?

 

[Jack Awful]

Milkshake duck is such a super tard-tier meme.

The whole internet loves Milkshake Cuck, a lovely male feminist who protects all women!
*5 seconds later*
We regret to inform you the Cuck is a rapist.

 

[AnOminous]

It's not even a meme really, it's a term that denotes when you don't like someone anymore because of their wrongthink.

In other words, literally for no reason. Because they had a thought that maybe you disagree with. This means you throw the person who had a bad thought away like garbage, regardless of any value they otherwise had, because they had a bad thought.

This is why people are gleefully celebrating the death of NeoGAF.

 

[Munchingonfish]

You need more context to show just how thin those threads have gotten.

September 2007 - 763 posts
September 2008 - 1374 posts
September 2009 - 1789 posts
September 2010 - 899 posts
September 2011 - 1890 posts
September 2012 - 1210 posts
September 2013 - 773 posts
September 2014 - 700 posts
September 2015 - 443 posts
September 2016 - 343 posts
September 2017 - 235 posts

If you take September 2010 as an anomaly, the trend is pretty obvious.

The guy who's been making those threads for more than a decade:

Markman used to work for Madcatz and Bandai Namco.

 

[Keystone]

I love how all their memes sound like things a toddler with downs would say. I mean really, if you use "Milkshake Duck" unironically you should be wearing a helmet 24/7

 

[_blank_]

You know, I was having a kinda shitty day...

...this was exactly what I was needing. Excellent pick me up.

It's time to break out the vintage dedication music.

Spoiler: Probably a better song than what NeoGAF ever deserved, but tonight is a night to celebrate

Bye NeoGAF. You will not be missed.

 

[Jack Awful]

In other words, literally for no reason. Because they had a thought that maybe you disagree with. This means you throw the person who had a bad thought away like garbage, regardless of any value they otherwise had, because they had a bad thought.

This is why people are gleefully celebrating the death of NeoGAF.

That and the fact such a toxic community had so much pull in the industry.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

we should have a refugees welcome sign for our neogafer brothers fleein war torn neogaf

 

[Munchingonfish]

 

[Doug_Hitzel]

I love how all their memes sound like things a toddler with downs would say. I mean really, if you use "Milkshake Duck" unironically you should be wearing a helmet 24/7

I suppose if you’re working in porn and you don’t want semen in your eyes, then “Milkshake, duck!” might be a valid expression.

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

>I was worried the guide I wanted to use for my future FF V Let's Sperg was NeoGAF's.
>I check the guide
>It's actually from GameFAQs.
>mfw

They fucking have walkthroughs on that site?

"Earthbound is factually a terrible game"
As if we needed any more reasons to feel sorrowless over NeoGAF's downfall.

To whoever said Earthbound is terrible...

DIE.

 

[Cocktimus prime]

So when will kiwifarms get a milkshake duck react button?

 

[CrunkLord420]

I'm listening to their discord voice chat and sounds exactly like you'd expect (super cucked dudes.)