NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Anonymus Fluhre]

For the record the LimboBreezy is still ranting about his borderline-alcoholism and his dead parents, while the may-as-well-be-a-teenager Jouku is providing life advice. Then they broke out into a bro-down of how much they love each other and they're sorry for previous clashes. It make as well be a full blown AA meeting at this point.

Creds to 8ch

Will these idiots ever figure out that things don't need to be political if you don't make them political? These idiots are just proving to everyone they never ever cared about video games. They've become the poster children of showing feminist/ SJW sites and group pages about what they are to any business.

Someone should contact Games Workshop and tell them to avoid diversity bullshit they were talking about as obviously the people who want it don't play Warhammer just like they don't play video games.

In the end, them saying that they basically care more about politics than video games is just ruining their reputation with the industry and communities. They can say goodbye to any clout they had with developers in changing things they don't like in video games and they can no longer bully indie developers.

 

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Is that a Dobson comic? The style is remarkably similar to me.. Especially the eyes..

THE MOUSE IS OFFICIALLY STAYING
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Why the hell would anyone be in tears over a fucking forum? And a 'problematic' one at that?

 

[Staffy]

This is hilarious. I think it's random.txt material since it's even more better without context.

 

[HG 400]

Having a community entirely about gaming with a no politics rule would be impossible to enforce. It'd be like having a no politics rule in music or something. Half of rap songs are, and everything Macklemore makes is, about social inequalities. Having a no politics rule essentially amounts to a "everything in rap music is true" rule, and songs like "Kill all the Gays and the Faggots" would be hatespeech violating the no politics rule.

Movies are the same. Get Out is now considered the 4th best movie of all time and rides 2 positions behind fucking Citizen Kane. Was it a good movie? Sure. But why is it the 4th best movie of all time with an audience approval score 10 points below the critical score? Because critics eat up that racist slop like it's fucking ambrosia. Can't say that with a no politics rule.

Gimping discussion with arbitrary rules like that never works. If the full range of discussion isn't on the table then really nothing is.

Well he only says 'no politics' bc he's afraid to say 'stop being screeching spastic cunts over pointless bullshit'

 

[Captain Manning]

So wait, they're saying I CAN'T self-identify as a polyamorous attack helicopter?

Fucking fascists.

 

[NotAWeeb]

I honestly can't keep up with how fast this thread is going, how man Neogaf refugee splinter forums are there now and which are the main ones again?

 

[LettuceMan]

So wait, they're saying I CAN'T self-identify as a polyamorous attack helicopter?

Fucking fascists.

They're still focusing on that instead of you know... getting the actual forum up?

 

[CrunkLord420]

Reminder that being an awkward retard is "attempted rape" and Nick Robin's twitter DM flirting was serial sexual harassment.

They're still focusing on that instead of you know... getting the actual forum up?

It's embarrassing how long this is taking, they're losing potential members every hour they wait.

 

[AnOminous]

Someone should contact Games Workshop and tell them to avoid diversity bullshit they were talking about as obviously the people who want it don't play Warhammer just like they don't play video games.

GW doesn't even give a shit about their own customers. Pretty sure they won't care about shrieking SJWs.

 

[Foltest]

They are failing because they are incompetent.

 

[Positron]

DOLPHINKINS ARE NOT A JOKE!!!!
How dare they!

 

[LettuceMan]

Reminder that being an awkward exceptional individual is "attempted rape" and Nick Robin's twitter DM flirting was serial sexual harassment.
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It's embarrassing how long this is taking, they're losing potential members every hour they wait.

They are failing because they are incompetent.

I'm starting to think gaf might actually pull through this and become a semi decent place again.

GW doesn't even give a shit about their own customers. Pretty sure they won't care about shrieking SJWs.

How are they still in business? Like $15 a pop for a low quality, unpainted model?

Want to paint said model? That'll be an extra $28 please. No goy, you can't use just any spray paint.

 

[vertexwindi]

I can't believe that after all this time they're still claiming that their hivemind is barely leftist. What do they consider leftist then?

 

[Water-T]

The secret fifth column of 4channers, and KiA shitposters, that Tyler has been hiding in his ass this whole time, just uncloaked and are staging their alt-right takeover.

I mean, really... that's how dumb they think.

It hasn't occurred to them that this walled garden is a notorious PITA to get membership on, and therefore it's really hard for their paranoid scenario to be actually happening.

Which also means, logically, the site is hemorrhaging its user-base at a ridiculous rate right now.

You have to remember that a lot of Gaffers are paranoid extreme lefties that think that Trump supporters and Neo Nazis lie in wait everywhere, waiting to rape and murder them for voting for Hillary. Seeing some of the more moderate members speak up now that the mods aren't ban-hammering their asses off is making them think that Gaffers who've been at the site since 2006 are really a sleeper cell of Gamergaters sent back in time to sabotage the S.J.W revolution before it happens.

 

[RockVolnutt]

How do these people function when all they can think about is politics? I'd go insane doing that "everything is inherently political" act. EATING BREAKFAST IS POLITICAL, GLASSES ON YOUR FACE ARE POLITICAL, OXYGEN CONTENT IN THE AIR IS POLITICAL, QUARKS ARE POLITICAL, etc.

Like how do they expect this to not to end in people wanting to stab you as you go on about the totally deep political implications of Frogger or something about heart rates being racist?

 

[Captain Manning]

They're still focusing on that instead of you know... getting the actual forum up?

Of course.

And the funny thing is that it ain't that fucking hard. NeoGAF is basically just off-the-shelf vBulletin with maybe a few tweaks.

Methinks a lot of these people are pretty tech illiterate. I mean, a lot of them admit they barely fucking play video games anyways.

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This basically sums up NeoGAF...

 

[HG 400]

I can't believe that after all this time they're still claiming that their hivemind is barely leftist. What do they consider leftist then?

They're not really far left, in all honestly. Look at the shit their twisted little hivemind is actually enforcing. Hillary Clinton is good. Russia is bad. Nazis are bad. Support minorities. Support gays and trannies. Nazis are bad. We shouldn't dismiss claims of sexual assault. It's bad to harass women. In the current year these are all milquetoast centrist values with overwhelming centrist support, and can even find a solid amount of traction all the way up to the moderate right.

It's how they go about expressing (and enforcing) this that makes them look like extremist spastics. Everything is ramped up to extremes because they're trying to outdo each other. They've conditioned themselves into becoming screeching, pants-shitting monkeys who don't think, just reflexively shit their pants and screech like mongaloids at every chance to show what good right-minded compassionate people they are. They are shit-flinging subhuman apes, all trying to scratch and claw their way to the top of the shit-flinging ape pile, in a desperate attempt to prove they're better than the banned cunts they're stepping on. Their worldview has degenerated into a warped binary of good versus evil, and all they need are to be fed the slightest and simplest narrative points and they'll all jump on the side with the minorities and screeching obsessively about the other side being far-right neo-nazi literal hitlers.

But actual far left sentiments behind their insane shrieking? Not seeing a whole lot, to be honest. Communism, anarchism, radical reworking of the status quo? Not really their cup of tea. The vast majority of these idiots aren't political extremists, they're just screeching faggots desperate to be the most correct person in the room and stomp anyone and anything that disagrees. It's all noise and ego.

 

[CrunkLord420]

I enjoy the angrier suicide messages.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

It's how they go about expressing (and enforcing) this that makes them look like extremist spastics.

This is literally what the contemporary far-left does in a huge number of instances/issues. They take a boilerplate position that any sane person would agree with (take a stand against sexual assault!) and use it to Trojan horse their way into an authoritarian nightmare (all sexual activity should be monitored by the Central Committee; sexual consent may be withdrawn at any time but by the historically oppressed party only).

 

[HG 400]

This is literally what the contemporary far-left does in a huge number of instances/issues. They take a boilerplate position that any sane person would agree with (take a stand against sexual assault!) and use it to Trojan horse their way into an authoritarian nightmare (all sexual activity should be monitored by the Central Committee; sexual consent may be withdrawn at any time but by the historically oppressed party only).

Show me a single time people have campaigned for a Central Committee that monitors all sexual activity and lays retroactive rape charges, or go look 'literally' up in a dictionary and write the definition down on a post-in note and then staple it to your forehead.