NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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I still think it's telling that the most ban happy thread is because a developer tweeted an old meme. I knew it was gonna rain red headers but not like this.
I have been thinking of some theories, but the one i keep arriving at is that reset needs a perpetual cycle of outrage in order to sustain itself. everytime there is a lull in the news they keep digging/bumping/repeating the "climate fuged" and muellers moves in the great game thread. Failing that, a member will threaten suicide or something. It's clear from the beginning that they're not interested in videogames, and without this basic struggle the forum would just cave in on itself. So if this blue wave is really a thing, it might kill itself sooner rather than later.

Edit: speaking of suicide, i owe this place an apology, the Chlorine Sagal thread on Reset was mine.
 
I'm just amazed at how they don't even try to hide their hatred of Hispanic people. I guess rich white girls in trendy coastal towns deserve representation more since that's the only kind of "diversity" these privileged children identify with.
"You can dream here, but not specifically in my neighborhood or in this particular piece of media. Go dream over there, in the JRPGs and FPSes, or on farms for pennies on the dollar, away from me and my interests."
 
From the Cyberpunk 2077 thread:

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From the Cyberpunk 2077 thread:

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Goddamn...that is absolutely pathetic. I mean, there's moderation and forcing members to fall in line with extreme prejudice, and then there's THIS.

Inflammatory drive-by? How far up your own ass do you have to be to hand something so ignorant out, in response to somebody saying that regardless of the tweet made, it hasn't changed their position of wanting to buy the game? When on the same page you've had multiple people say that they're pulling their purchase because of said tweet.

I've been catching up on this thread in my spare time, and wow. This place is absolutely stunning.
 
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Why do these people insist on dictating what cyberpunk is supposed to be? This person clearly doesn't have a clue. Most cyberpunk tabletop games have a limit on cybernetics involving sanity/loss of humanity.

Really, it's just a setting. People holding it up as a serious pillar of their political beliefs need to... read a non-fiction book or something.
 
From the Cyberpunk 2077 thread:

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Looks like some troon mod is triggered and out for blood to compensate the impotence
If Game journos clique and Resetera/Blue checkmark spergs decides to wage war to CDPR like when they did with Warhorse Studios,I belive the backlash and fallout this time will have some lasting consequences and generate so much salt to scorch this planet a couple of times
 
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Why do these people insist on dictating what cyberpunk is supposed to be? This person clearly doesn't have a clue. Most cyberpunk tabletop games have a limit on cybernetics involving sanity/loss of humanity.

Really, it's just a setting. People holding it up as a serious pillar of their political beliefs need to... read a non-fiction book or something.

Specifically, Shadowrun has a system (https://shadowrun.gamepedia.com/Essence) where the more cybernetics you use, the less connected to the literal magic of the world you become. Shadowrun books are some of the first books you would grab if you were making a cyberpunk videogame (same way you would grab Dungeons and Dragons book if you were making a Swords and Sorcery RPG).
 
If Game journos clique and Resetera/Blue checkmark spergs decides to wage war to CDPR like when they did with Warhorse Studios,I belive the backlash and fallout this time will have some lasting consequences and generate so much salt to scorch this planet a couple of times

We can but hope. I'm surprised they didn't given that when she was actually making videos and not being a professional e-beggar, Saint Anita used the "sex cards" from Witcher 1 as an example of something problematic. To be fair, they were a bit cringeworthy and even CDPR, in Blood and Wine, poked fun at themselves over it.
 
Cyberpunk 2020, the tabletop game this is based off of, has a system where the more cyber implants you get, the closer you come to going balls crazy and murdering everything around you. The woman in the teaser trailer from years ago is clearly meant to be an example of a cyberpsycho, for example. CDPR is not pulling this thing out of their ass about heavily modified people coming with a stigma in society.
 
Fuck it, let's look at as much of the CyberPunk thread for the 5 minutes I can last.

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I'm not exactly sure how a single dumb joke about assuming genders somehow affects the rights of all minorities but I read it on ResetERA so it must be true.

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Official ResetERA oppression olympics rankings:

1. Trans people
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500. All the other minorities
(Not Ranked: WHITE CIS SCUM)

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"What more do you want!?"
"BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD"

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"Peddling disinformation"

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"Developers =/= PR people" = transphobic trolling
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They're minority concerns in that the only people on the planet who give a fuck about this are Reetards.

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Developers are only allowed to include what ResetERA allows them to include in their games.

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