NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Judge Dredd said:
I don't know, but some possible reasons.
  1. They genuinely think it's somehow harmful or makes women not want to play games at all.
  2. They are mad their favourite didn't win.
  3. It's popular and taking away attention from "woke" media.
  4. They see it as low brow, and thus ruining their vision of games are an intellectual artistic pursuit.
  5. These games don't have approval from the self-appointed gatekeepers/"the clique".
  6. It's GamerGate and/or Trump somehow.
  7. :autism:
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8. Fan service appeals to straight men, and straight male sexuality is "toxic"
 
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Vault Boy said:
It's amazing, that jackass is the living definition of that "no fun allowed" meme.

I'm curious, why has fan service in general become so despised? Why is throwing fans a bone such a catastrophe?
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The idea of creators not loathing their own fanbase and deliberately pissing them off makes them think of GamerGate. That's it.
 
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Judge Dredd said:
I don't know, but some possible reasons.
  1. They genuinely think it's somehow harmful or makes women not want to play games at all.
  2. They are mad their favourite didn't win.
  3. It's popular and taking away attention from "woke" media.
  4. They see it as low brow, and thus ruining their vision of games are an intellectual artistic pursuit.
  5. These games don't have approval from the self-appointed gatekeepers/"the clique".
  6. It's GamerGate and/or Trump somehow.
  7. :autism:
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They have to find something to bitch about. Plain and simple. If they're doing something right they HAVE to talk about how it's actually wrong.
 
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You guys have to understand that when they say "content creators" they're not talking about Hideo Kojima. In social justice land content creators are trust fund sjws and professional feminists that spend 1% of their time making games, movies, music and 99% of their time sneering at men/white people on Twitter and shitting on their fans. The idea that some people create because they enjoy it and even love their fans is completely alien to Resetards and confuses them.
 
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This person is actually saying that Sakurai giving fans what they have wanted for so long is terrible. I have never in my life seen someone so fucking ignorant in my life.

"Sakurai is doing what fans want and not what he wants" Yes, because I'm fairly certain that Sakurai wanted Greninja, who was explicitly shown off to him behind closed doors in 2012 for him to make a moveset pitch for him to be in Smash 4, and that Lucas* and Roy and Corrin who were put in Smash to promote their upcoming games.

"Nintendo fans are a whiny nostalgic bunch." He says, complaining about a Newcomer who debuted like not even half a decade ago.

"Sakurai is bending to the whim of his fans" No he's fucking not. He's outright said he, like other Smash games, is treating this like his last, which is why your stupid ass is able to play as your "old mains." Also lol, they're claiming three characters are in just because "the fans want them in"? Get bent, loser. The man can do what he wants.

"Cry loud enough and beg hard enough and your character WILL get into Smash" That was what the ballot was for. Literally, the ballot was used in the future and Sakurai has stated this in Famitsu.

"Every Character so far has been WIDELY requested by a loud niche audience, and it’s hurting the fun." Those words do not mix at all. Also, K. Rool has constantly and consistently been a candidate people have wanted even in Melee and Brawl's time.

"I’d rather have random Echo’s like Lucina and Ricther over Dark Samus and Chrom." If you can't spell a character's name correctly while bitching about a roster, your argument should be invalidated.

"The general gaming audience doesn’t give a fuck about an ugly Crocodile King that hasn’t been relevant since the early 2000’s. The average gamer doesn’t care about an oversized ugly purple dragon that hasn’t been featured in a main game in almost a decade. The average gamer doesn’t know who Isabelle is or care for her. " First of all, I refuse to believe not a lot of people don't know these characters. K. Rool has been super notable for multiple reasons, and one of them is a cartoon for God's sake. Ridley has been the butt of everyone's jokes, to the point that being "too big" is a joke reason outside of Smash and Nintendo communities. And Isabelle? That's a hard doubt.

Also, that's a big thing. "The average gamer doesn't know this game character."

So you just HAPPENED to know who Roy was, a character who's game wasn't released until AFTER Melee came out, and is also a Japan exclusive. You happened to know Marth, who's games have and almost all have still been Japan exclusive. You happened to know Ness and Lucas, who's games aren't available in the UK for the former and the West altogether for the latter. You just happened to know who characters who legitimately have not appeared in regions due to unavailability. Fuck off.


*Lucas was meant to appear in Melee, but due to mass delays for the GBA port from N64 Mother 3, Roy was chosen instead, which similarly to Mother 3 was originally an N64 game.
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One thing jumped out at me here. This motherfucker is saying that K. Rool and Ridley are irrelevant, but that he wants...Duck Hunt in Smash? Get fucking bent, sped, your selfish argument is full of holes and that one's the size of a mortar round.
 
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NotoriousD said:
One thing jumped out at me here. This motherfucker is saying that K. Rool and Ridley are irrelevant, but that he wants...Duck Hunt in Smash? Get fucking bent, sped, your selfish argument is full of holes and that one's the size of a mortar round.
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There were many takeaways from this. Too many. It's almost bait but considering it's ResetEra this guy is probably serious.
 
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I guess you can only attack reviewers if you watch their content now which is bad news for all the Colin Moriarty haters.

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How is a woman in her pants sexist? And why is someone with a fucking Dragon Quest avatar complaining about "sexism" in the first place?
 
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If watching the content of Colin Moriarty, Sargon, Vavra, etc. makes you a nazi, but you can't comment on something without actually watching it. Does that mean ResetEra is all nazis?

I know a few artists. Some do freelance work on games or want to make games. Most of them have or still do draw porn. I was once told that some famous comic artists back in the day drew tijuana bibles, though the anonymous and legally questionable nature of those books means there's little real evidence. Back in the day artists would frequently mention how women were their muse. Even at a base level, art is about aesthetics and if you're a straight man, what could be beautiful than a beautiful woman?

The point that resetera is missing is that artists like sex, women, and sexy women, and it's a small wonder that there isn't MORE sex in games. They act like this a recent trend or a few bad apples. It isn't. Get rid of the "fucked up", "sexist", "problematic" artists from the world and pretty much all art disappears.

So why isn't every game some niche fetish material like the worst kind of otaku bait hentai? Because artists do have a sense of situational decorum (most of them do at least). In contrast, the far-left (including ResetEra) demands "every race and sexuality represented! Show us a gay kiss on screen! Canon our ship or we'll dox and send death threats!" and the result is disgusting scenes like The Last of Us 2 trailer where 2 ugly lesbians are sniffing each others BO.
 
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NotoriousD said:
One thing jumped out at me here. This motherfucker is saying that K. Rool and Ridley are irrelevant, but that he wants...Duck Hunt in Smash? Get fucking bent, sped, your selfish argument is full of holes and that one's the size of a mortar round.
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No. Duck Hunt is already in the Smash games since the WiiU version.
So it's not that he/she/wer wants Duck Hunt in Smash, it's that Duck Hunt is already in the game to begin with.
 
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Judge Dredd said:
If watching the content of Colin Moriarty, Sargon, Vavra, etc. makes you a nazi, but you can't comment on something without actually watching it. Does that mean ResetEra is all nazis?

I know a few artists. Some do freelance work on games or want to make games. Most of them have or still do draw porn. I was once told that some famous comic artists back in the day drew tijuana bibles, though the anonymous and legally questionable nature of those books means there's little real evidence. Back in the day artists would frequently mention how women were their muse. Even at a base level, art is about aesthetics and if you're a straight man, what could be beautiful than a beautiful woman?

The point that resetera is missing is that artists like sex, women, and sexy women, and it's a small wonder that there isn't MORE sex in games. They act like this a recent trend or a few bad apples. It isn't. Get rid of the "fucked up", "sexist", "problematic" artists from the world and pretty much all art disappears.

So why isn't every game some niche fetish material like the worst kind of otaku bait hentai? Because artists do have a sense of situational decorum (most of them do at least). In contrast, the far-left (including ResetEra) demands "every race and sexuality represented! Show us a gay kiss on screen! Canon our ship or we'll dox and send death threats!" and the result is disgusting scenes like The Last of Us 2 trailer where 2 ugly lesbians are sniffing each others BO.
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The people who complain the most about fanservice in games are overweight blobs who are not having any sex at all. There is a strong cross section with "sex positive" types.

Ebonic Tutor said:
Or Snakes finely crafted booty, or Raiden being naked a ridiculous amount of MGS2.
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There's a high chance that Kojima is bisexual. He just isn't a faggot about it because he is Japanese and therefore cares more about making games than being Out and Proud and cashing in on what jimbles his junk to appeal to morons who don't play games.
 
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Incredible Crisis said:
There's a high chance that Kojima is bisexual. He just isn't a faggot about it because he is Japanese and therefore cares more about making games than being Out and Proud and cashing in on what jimbles his junk to appeal to morons who don't play games.
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Wouldn't doubt it one bit you ever heard the radio play scene involving Snake and Kaz playfighting in the showers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qscKqM8YS9Y

Cut on closed captioning!
 
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CrunkLord420 said:
ResetEra takes a break from firearm owning roommate panic to talk about buying guns and killing cops https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-minorities-arm-themselves.68621/page-3 (https://archive.fo/Ys7gy)
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I've seen more calls for violence on ResetEra than on KiwiFarms and Voat combined.
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'.308 does a number on body armor?' Does this idiot know anything about ballistics?

Most police body armor is in the II, IIA, or IIIA types. These are Kevlar weave vests, rated to stop pistol rounds (9mm, .357 Magnum, and .44 Magnum respectively). To actually stop a centerfire rifle round you need military-grade type III or IV (which incorporate heavy rigid plates).

I suspect some of this is due to the drunken blathering of Ted Kennedy back in the day, when he was talking about magical armor-piercing .30-30 rounds that could penetrate light armor vehicles and armored safes.
 
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CrunkLord420 said:
ResetEra takes a break from firearm owning roommate panic to talk about buying guns and killing cops https://www.resetera.com/threads/should-minorities-arm-themselves.68621/page-3 (https://archive.fo/Ys7gy)
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Posts like that make me sad my account is still in the approve line, i have a few army manuals and recipes for thermite to share with them, did you know that mixing thermate (variant) and copper makes for a nice bang with molten metal?
 
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