NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Cosmug]

Whats gonna happen next week when the Mueller report is released and Trump isn't executed?

Catastrophizing and two minute hate rituals followed by gross sobbing and ugly crying over something that has no effect on their lives. Any other Tuesday basically.

 

[Zero0]

So I know we mostly post about ResetEra now but I still find some users on Neogaf funny, this guy go so unhinged over a joke about Jussie getting his packaged filled in prison that the Elf had to come and take his own thread away.

I searched his post history a bit, apparently he was raised by a single mother and is a huge white knight

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Somewhat late, sorry. I'm catching up on 20 pages or so.

Am I the only one who noticed that this guy switched the B and the T in the acronym? Mark my works, someday soon that T is going to work its way all the way to the front, assuming that the rest of the acronym is still comfortable tolerating the T.

But for some reason LGT keep wanting to erase B.

They've been erasing and downplaying bisexuals since the 90's, when they decided that because you could be with someone of the opposite sex, it didn't really matter if you got stomped out for being with someone who wasn't. Basically the same thing that's happened to gay men now, bisexuals weren't "opressed" enough. Truthfully speaking, there's no B in that "movement" anymore. It's just there to look and sound good.

I don't see what's so funny about that. Everyone knows about the roaming gang of cancer patients driving around the country lynching minorities. They're like a cult and believe radiation from chemo allows them to reach the next level of Aryan power.

No Rock, not everyone knew yet. We were trying to give them more time to gain power but with you spilling the beans we're going have to start the race war early. I hope you're happy.

 

[Iron Tarkus]

“White supremacy” is white people existing. It’s every institution that is derived from western european culture regardless of any virtues it has.

That's essentially what it boils down to, but if you put it in those terms these RE guys would probably just respond with something like "Uhh no????? Wtf are you talking about smsbdjfndndnb"

I doubt their fetal alcohol tumblr-poisoned brains can even process the fact they the keyboard they're mashing on and the computer it's hooked up to wouldn't even exist if it weren't for the highly competitive, meritocratic culture they're in.

 

[Muh_Soggy_Knee]

They've been erasing and downplaying bisexuals since the 90's, when they decided that because you could be with someone of the opposite sex, it didn't really matter if you got stomped out for being with someone who wasn't. Basically the same thing that's happened to gay men now, bisexuals weren't "opressed" enough. Truthfully speaking, there's no B in that "movement" anymore. It's just there to look and sound good.

I feel sorry for Bisexuals, in a way. There existence flies in the face for people who claim there are more than two genders. Bulldykes/Studs would label them as confused (Ironic, isn't it?) and now what they want, and what you already mentioned.

*shrugs*

 

[AirdropShitposts]

herp derp

 

[AnOminous]

I feel sorry for Bisexuals, in a way. There existence flies in the face for people who claim there are more than two genders. Bulldykes/Studs would label them as confused (Ironic, isn't it?) and now what they want, and what you already mentioned.

*shrugs*

Troons want to eliminate bisexuals because their existence is triggering.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Troons want to eliminate bisexuals because their existence is triggering.

The lgT tribe has forgotten the ancient mystical art of divining genitalia. The elders whisper of a time before the kingqueen took over, when an evil race known as the "bysexal" knew and shared the art freely with those would ask. They speak of a dark time and much upheaval in the future should the art return to the tribe.

The kingqueen stir fitfully in their sleep and the elders grow quiet. Soon it would be tendie time yet again. And as they worked to pacify these creatures and their prurient desires, desperately trying to stay clear of the filth of their fecal orgies, they could do nothing but pray for the art and hope that their new dark gods would hear.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

lol owned

 

[GethN7]

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lol owned

That fool actually though REE was anything other than an echo chamber.

There is no one on the internet save people who eat paint chips who believe REE has any interest in a bilateral exchange of views on any topic.

 

[Haramburger]

I thought most of that trash migrated over to reeesetera?

There's something to be said for being a cringey white-knight, but still having enough sense to not migrate over to the brainwashing factory and getting exposed to opposing ideas on GAF instead. A flicker of hope remains in this one.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I think the current forum hierarchy for video games and developers giving a shit are, in order: reddit > 4chan > RPGnet >>> IGN >>>>>>>>>>> NeoGAF >>>> ResetEra. Honorable mention to twitter, which is same rank as reddit.

People post on RPGnet?

Where would you put Discord on that list?

 

[JuanLee]

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lol owned

More like NoNoNo, amirite!!!!1!

 

[HeyYou]

I think the current forum hierarchy for video games and developers giving a shit are, in order: reddit > 4chan > RPGnet >>> IGN >>>>>>>>>>> NeoGAF >>>> ResetEra. Honorable mention to twitter, which is same rank as reddit.

No one's given a shit about /v/ for years now, the only game that one could say was tied to /v/ is Yandere Simulator, but that was just the developer shilling it and getting laughed out of the park. Only remotely successful game (well, "game") that's come out of 4chan is Katawa Shoujo, and it left 4chan fairly soon into development. It also wasn't a /v/ thing. I wouldn't be surprised if a few almost certainly non-woke developers browse there casually but they almost certainly don't care what the contrarians that inhabit /v/ think. Reddit, and the cozying up to mainstream sites, outside of Waypoint, are definitely high up there, but I think you're putting REEEEra a bit too low. There are a couple woke developers hanging around there. BioWare almost certainly gets all their ideas from them. Twitter is the real king, game developers almost exclusively hang out there and jerk themselves off to their carefully curated list of yes men rather than venturing further. Half the time only CMs hang out on reddit, the BFV and Battlefront 2 shitshows almost certainly scared developers away.

 

[BuckBumble]

Bringing this back to Catherine a bit, here's a bit of a crossover between the DailyDot tranny, ResetEra, and a SomethingAwful psycho:
https://twitter.com/SpaceDoctorPhD/status/1098422373102039040

Ooooh no, the updated rerelease of a weirdo puzzle game about sex and betrayal isn't setting the charts on fire in a country where the PS4 is performing like shit?! What a surprise!
They want the game to fail so bad but they have 0 fucking knowledge of sales or the state of the industry in Japan. It pisses me off to see sales numbers used like this.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Bringing this back to Catherine a bit, here's a bit of a crossover between the DailyDot tranny, ResetEra, and a SomethingAwful psycho:
https://twitter.com/SpaceDoctorPhD/status/1098422373102039040

Ooooh no, the updated rerelease of a weirdo puzzle game about sex and betrayal isn't setting the charts on fire in a country where the PS4 is performing like shit?! What a surprise!
They want the game to fail so bad but they have 0 fucking knowledge of sales or the state of the industry in Japan. It pisses me off to see sales numbers used like this.

I can imagine with the ongoing controversy over the past year, both Erica and Rin's handling may seem too narrow, too stereotypical, and too unrealistic to players who are expecting a slightly more nuanced look at an issue that's increasingly coming up in Japanese life.

He thinks nippon people care about troons and gender spectrum crap is on the rise in Japan. LOL.

He wants to be important so bad.

 

[Haramburger]

BioWare almost certainly gets all their ideas from them.

BioWare's only game since Reee opened is Anthem, which has been in development for 5 years.

Also, obligatory

There's been a number of accurate Blizzard leaks in the past 10 years on /v/, but nobody gets busted like they have on GAF or Reeee because of the forced anonymity so it largely goes unnoticed for arguments like this. But if you're a regular there, you''ll find real & large developers making appearances. Pleasing a forum where criticism is not only allowed but encouraged by board culture is one benchmark some creators shoot for, and it financially helps their end product(Risk of Rain, Stardew Valley).

 

[HeyYou]

I definitely know at least a few verified developers, some from BioWare I think, hang out on Era. I knew Minecraft had a /v/ shout out but I didn't know Risk of Rain and Stardew Valley's devs went there for feedback. I only remember the Risk of Rain and EYE threads being fairly popular before the board went to complete shit. I've only just started browsing /v/ again after a two year off period.

 

[DrunkJoe]

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lol owned

Im surprised the mods didn't scrub that post clean. Too much logic.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Im surprised the mods didn't scrub that post clean. Too much logic.

Agreed. I'm surprised he only copped a three day and not a 'duration pending'.