NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Humorously, Awesome Kev seems to think he meant fuck, while Solarc clearly meant faggot. These people are so fragile they have two no-no words that start with F. I predict that eventually they will have so many that they can only communicate by saying "Yikes" with different inflections.
 
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NO JOKES ALLOWED. WE FUCKING TOLD YOU, YOU STRAIGHT WHITE MALE CIS BIGOTS. STOP FUCKING JOKING. THIS IS A SERIOUS AND SENSITIVE TOPIC. XASZATM IS ON THE BRINK OF TAKING HIS LIFE AFTER BEING DEHUMANIZED, AS A MALE, BY A THIC FEMALE DESIGN.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Also, please don't defend Tyler Malka or give him any assumption of innocence. He's probably raped about 3000 troons by now and is jealous of Resetera's Isamu Fukui kill count.

Resetera "Cancel culture isn't real."

Also Resetera "We've got about 3 dead bodies now thanks to our outrage cancel campaigns, and we also try and destroy every single Japanese developer that exists for not following Western feminism.".
 
As someone who routinely buys video games, I have not pre-ordered any edition of TLOU2 because it reeks of Netflix Original Series bullshit and as of current Death Stranding has shown much better Gameplay than anything from TLOU2.

And to be perfectly honest I would sooner buy the latest Atelier game than TLOU2 because it seems the one with the girl with the big thighs might have had actual effort put into it rather than the last 3 games which were all trash. TLOU2 seems to be more movie than game.

God of War had more effort put into the gameplay and at this point in time they were showing off the combat. TKOU2 looks like fucking TellTale Days Gone bullshit.

Anyways resetera would have a stroke if they ever figured out how to spell Utawererumono. Sony has nailed down the next 3 games in the series to all be Playstation Exclusives. It probably doesn't cross their radar because Aquaplus isn't known in North America. But Sony is putting up cash to promote the series and try and give it visibility. Zan(which is a retelling all in one of Mask of Truth and Mask of Deception with an action based battle system) just came out last month and hardly anyone knew of it.

And you would think a game that features twin priestesses with visible butts would at least get some backlash.
 
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As someone who routinely buys video games, I have not pre-ordered any edition of TLOU2 because it reeks of Netflix Original Series bullshit and as of current Death Stranding has shown much better Gameplay than anything from TLOU2.

And to be perfectly honest I would sooner buy the latest Atelier game than TLOU2 because it seems the one with the girl with the big thighs might have had actual effort put into it rather than the last 3 games which were all trash. TLOU2 seems to be more movie than game.

God of War had more effort put into the gameplay and at this point in time they were showing off the combat. TKOU2 looks like fucking TellTale Days Gone bullshit.

Anyways resetera would have a stroke if they ever figured out how to spell Utawererumono. Sony has nailed down the next 3 games in the series to all be Playstation Exclusives. It probably doesn't cross their radar because Aquaplus isn't known in North America. But Sony is putting up cash to promote the series and try and give it visibility. Zan just came out last month and hardly anyone knew of it.

And you would think a game that features twin priestesses with visible butts would at least get some backlash.

Seriously. When did devs start getting praised for cutscenes and cinematic slow-walking over compelling gameplay?
 
Seriously. When did devs start getting praised for cutscenes and cinematic slow-walking over compelling gameplay?
Because actual games require too much time investment from these fucks.

Like I bet none of them looked up the gold crown/mini crown algorithm to any of the Monster Hunter games so you could get the quests the spawn the right sized monster.
 
You can tell when some bullshit is going on when sale/pre-order numbers have some qualifier or strange phrasing. "Fastest pre-ordered PS4 exclusive", what does that even mean? Just tell us how many people pre-ordered it compared to other games.
Any vague boast like this lacking actual numbers is guaranteed 110% bullshit. Even when they do give numbers they often manage to fudge them, but when they're too ashamed to give any numbers at all, you know they're so awful no amount of fudging could salvage them.

I've always interpreted numberless claims like that to mean "oh god why isn't this selling?!?! What the fuck do we do now?!?!"
 
BORDERLINE MICRO-PENIS.

Press F

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It's at the point where I can just go on Ree and make up some insane shit and someone there will say I'm shaming them and claim the made up disfigurement...like post how if anyone goes to see the Joker movie, they have a fucking inverted urethra, and someone on Ree will post, "As someone with an inverted urethra, I take offense to you shaming me" quickly followed by other posters apologizing to any other Ree posters who have an inverted urethra.

Although that particular poster, I'm fully confident he most likely has a micro penis.
 
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Replies are legendary?

Oh... they really are

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BORDERLINE MICRO-PENIS.

Press F

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*calls others snowflake*
*people below have to apologize for offending people with micropenises*

SJW's always project.
 
I guess that ban reason sounds a little more convincing than the actual "Calling Muhammad (pbuh) a rapist" one. Only transgendered furries are allowed to kill a kid.

This is why I report every one of his posts with "Transphobia, has a severe history of infractions."

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But really, one of the most fun things to do is report every normie you come across on Resetera. It's a virtual kill count and you wouldn't be surprised with how many times you'll score.

The moderation is that unhinged even an obvious troll account will get others banned if the correct words are put in the report box. Mentioning Transphobia is like an instant ban no questions asked. As is any combination including "downplaying minority concerns in a sensitive topic".
This guy gets it, treat your time there like a game and make the mods miserable by holding them to the letter of the rule. Personally i got a well liked poster from gamingERA banned for discussing a game that appeared on twitch blacklist. even though the (duration pending) ban was rescinded in an hour or so it was still good because:
1.) The thread was now derailed and riled up against the staff without me even making a single post.
2.) The guy is now bitter af and next time he's banned it'll be for good because he has a severe history of mentioning a hentai game.
3.) The mod was a newb who starts his career wrecking a fun thread, way to make an impression chief!
 
I guess that ban reason sounds a little more convincing than the actual "Calling Muhammad (pbuh) a rapist" one. Only transgendered furries are allowed to kill a kid.


This guy gets it, treat your time there like a game and make the mods miserable by holding them to the letter of the rule. Personally i got a well liked poster from gamingERA banned for discussing a game that appeared on twitch blacklist. even though the (duration pending) ban was rescinded in an hour or so it was still good because:
1.) The thread was now derailed and riled up against the staff without me even making a single post.
2.) The guy is now bitter af and next time he's banned it'll be for good because he has a severe history of mentioning a hentai game.
3.) The mod was a newb who starts his career wrecking a fun thread, way to make an impression chief!
Is it really such a great idea to talk about things that specific? Mods know about this thread and I'm pretty sure they can see who sent in reports.
 
Seriously. When did devs start getting praised for cutscenes and cinematic slow-walking over compelling gameplay?
Happened when games went mainstream and Joe Everyman who lives down the street wanted to be told a story just the way his movies do it. The nerds who care about gameplay are vastly outnumbered and out-wallet-voted by the "broader demographic". Games may be mainstream now, but mainstream knowledge of games holds games' stories as their primary artistic offering to the world, and the main games news rags have long held artistic merit to be the point and pinnacle of what gaming should be. We basically have the double curse of an ignorant public and a maliciously ignorant press. Doesn't take Einstein to figure out what happens after that. Spoiler: Death Stranding and its "difficulty for moviegoers". (It is very, very far from coincidental that both Hideo Kojima and David Cage were aspiring filmmakers before they went into video games.)

I could go on a whole rant about the relative age of vidya and its relationship to its immediate predecessor art form, film, and how it's extremely similar to the relationship film had to its predecessor, theater, and how we are right now in the middle of watching art-cred whores trying desperately to use a new medium in ways suited to the old in order to appear more artistic (by existing standards recognized by the public) instead of actually being artistic and doing new things in new ways...but that'd take all day. Suffice it to say there is more art in Noita than there will ever be in TLoU2, because unlike TLoU2, Noita isn't trying to be a film with button prompts.
 
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The correct response to complaints about a female character's breasts being too big is to make them larger.
Happened when games went mainstream and Joe Everyman who lives down the street wanted to be told a story just the way his movies do it. The nerds who care about gameplay are vastly outnumbered and out-wallet-voted by the "broader demographic". Games may be mainstream now, but mainstream knowledge of games holds games' stories as their primary artistic offering to the world, and the main games news rags have long held artistic merit to be the point and pinnacle of what gaming should be. We basically have the double curse of an ignorant public and a maliciously ignorant press. Doesn't take Einstein to figure out what happens after that. Spoiler: Death Stranding and its "difficulty for moviegoers". (It is very, very far from coincidental that both Hideo Kojima and David Cage were aspiring filmmakers before they went into video games.)
Games can learn from film, but the core point that all of these people are missing is that the narrative is shaped first and foremost by the player's interactions with the game world. It doesn't matter how much thought and care you put into your cutscenes or dialogue; if the actions the player takes in gameplay contradict the story the game is trying to tell, then it's going to be a disjointed and sometimes hilarious mess. That's the reason why so many narrative-focused games put great restrictions on what the player is allowed to do in their game; the devs are hacks who don't know how to translate the narrative into gameplay.
 
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