NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[DriveByTrolling]

Crossing Eden is the DSP of ResetEra. A true cockroach that will outlive everyone. The mere mention of his name will get you a big fat duration pending. He is untouchable and is almost on excelsiorlef levels of ban baiting. He has mastered the art.

His Twitter is also protected now because people outside of his echo chamber were being mean:

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So he's a "game tester" for Ubisoft

Shills that company beyond belief.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

So he's a "game tester" for Ubisoft

Shills that company beyond belief.

We know that he doesn't even work for them directly, so he is probably doing QA testing through an outsourcing company.

He is a failed "3d animator" part time game tester that has a weird obsession with little white girls. Also Disney and Ubisoft can do no wrong.
While kiwifarms consists mostly of friendly autists, ResetEra is composed of borderline screeching harpies and deranged sex offenders.
Imagine making us look like saints. Good job Era, stay safe.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

We know that he doesn't even work for them directly, so he is probably doing QA testing through an outsourcing company.

He is a failed "3d animator" part time game tester that has a weird obsession with little white girls. Also Disney and Ubisoft can do no wrong.
While kiwifarms consists mostly of friendly autists, ResetEra is composed of borderline screeching harpies and deranged sex offenders.
Imagine making us look like saints. Good job Era, stay safe.

Makes you wonder why he was soo protected on NeoGAF. Tyler Malka hasn't said a single word about Crossing Eden since the exodus even although he's shit on many other of the ex-prominent members.

Even on Resetera he goes to being instantly untouchable.

Was Crossing Eden supplying the goods for the Pedo Era discords? Was ZhugeEX working directly with him?

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

I found another Movieblob account.

I like the recent upsurge in people taking bans to insult Jason. Keep up the good work, guys.

The new Atelier game's sales numbers are causing large amounts of asshurt in the "cry about titties" thread.

"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

Crossing Eden is the DSP of ResetEra.

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He's a DSP fanboy so he's even lower than that.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Makes you wonder why he was soo protected on NeoGAF. Tyler Malka hasn't said a single word about Crossing Eden since the exodus even although he's shit on many other of the ex-prominent members.

Even on Resetera he goes to being instantly untouchable.

Was Crossing Eden supplying the good for the Pedo Era discords? Was ZhugeEX working directly with him?

I remember first taking notice of him before the launch of Assassin's Creed Unity. The amount of shilling he did for that game was absolutely insane. Knowing that Unity was a buggy piece of shit at launch, Eden had to go into complete overdrive damage control mode. The fact that the GAF mods did not step in back then was astounding to me. The fact that the mods allowed this kind of toxic poster to fester says a lot about the state the forum was in. We can only hope that he at least gets paid for being a viral marketer. Sadly he is not. He is a true believer. That is literally his life. Ubisoft. Disney. And Kojima and Quiet badbadbad. He is also the whitest sounding nigger you will ever hear which is funny.

Oh. I actually have a special treat. I almost forgot about this.
Ready to see CE get completely exposed for being a slimey hypocrite? Dive into some GAF history/nostalgia:


Take a look at this old AC Unity thread where Eden is doing his thing. Doing damage control for Ubisoft as hard as he can. That OP and his furious postings are beyond autistic:

Assassin's Creed Unity Leaker calls out to Neogaf/provides clarification on graphics

Today The person who leaked the videos and screenshots yesterday of the PS4 version of Assassin's Creed Unity provided some much needed clarification on the screenshots that he leaked yesterday. With all the fud and hyperbole the person couldn't just sit there and watch. Here's what they had to...

www.neogaf.com

http://archive.is/PU6Gt

Suddenly this guy appears:

Assassin's Creed Unity Leaker calls out to Neogaf/provides clarification on graphics

Before judging though, I'd advise people to wait till the game releases in 10 - 11 days. I never believed UBI and their comments lol but going by the gameplay videos online, it looks pretty good to me. Furthermore, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a day 1 patch, like most games today...

www.neogaf.com

http://archive.is/bGv7p

Indeed we have Eden autistically bashing Infamous SS on N4G. Screaming DOWNGRADE and doing the exact same thing he accuses others of:

Troy Baker: INFAMOUS: Second Son “Looks Amazing;” Gives Details on Delsin's Good and Evil Paths

The release of inFAMOUS: Second Son is less than a month away, and protagonist Delsin Rowe’s voice actor Troy Baker dropped a few more details on the game.

n4g.com

http://archive.is/QdPKP

Reactions on GAF are priceless:

Already playing the victim. "Good amount of integrity" How is this sped a protected poster on Era?

What is interesting to me here is that back then, you were actually allowed to talk back to Eden. Late GAF was bad but not Era bad. Nowhere near.

The morale of the story is that all these holier than thou assholes are huge hypocrites. Sure, this might just be a small example. But it shows the amount of moral flexibility these people are willing to employ. This is not "good faith". GTFO with that. They don't care about good faith, all they care about is pushing through their agenda. No matter how dirty or hypocritical it might look to a bystander. Why do you think they pretend to hate sex so much? I am convinced a good part of them are closet rapists and pedophiles.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

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I found another Movieblob account.

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I like the recent upsurge in people taking bans to insult Jason. Keep up the good work, guys.

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The new Atelier game's sales numbers are causing large amounts of asshurt in the "cry about titties" thread.

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"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"


He's a DSP fanboy so he's even lower than that.

Woah, that sperg out from Xaszatm. Not that anything that unhinged lunatic said before now should have been taken seriously, but anyone who still thinks he's a voice we need to hear going forward deserves to be ridiculed.

Jason Schreier has long been only woke when it serves to fill his wallet. It actually surprises me Resetera hold him up as a woke God in the games industry. He's problematic and egocentric as fuck. Kind of like Isamu Fukui. It's only about what adds coin to their man purses at any given moment in time.

Isamu went from writing about resisting authoritarianism to setting up a Zoo/Aslyum hybrid where it's more authoritarian than China/North Korea.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

How often have we seen the exact thread by now? It seems trying to force muh diversity into Smash is civic duty for Resetera. 13 pages of nonsense:

Super Smash Bros Ultimate has 19 white male characters (6 of which are blue eyed / blonde hair), and 0 women of color

I've been looking at the roster recently, and with the addition of Terry, it really makes me realize how terrible the roster is when it comes to diversity. On top of that, just how many white males are on the roster, and then how many of them have blue eyes or blonde hair. Does anybody else...

www.resetera.com

 

[Begemot]

I remember first taking notice of him before the launch of Assassin's Creed Unity. The amount of shilling he did for that game was absolutely insane. Knowing that Unity was a buggy piece of shit at launch, Eden had to go into complete overdrive damage control mode. The fact that the GAF mods did not step in back then was astounding to me. The fact that the mods allowed this kind of toxic poster to fester says a lot about the state the forum was in. We can only hope that he at least gets paid for being a viral marketer. Sadly he is not. He is a true believer. That is literally his life. Ubisoft. Disney. And Kojima and Quiet badbadbad. He is also the whitest sounding nigger you will ever hear which is funny.

Oh. I actually have a special treat. I almost forgot about this.
Ready to see CE get completely exposed for being a slimey hypocrite? Dive into some GAF history/nostalgia:


Take a look at this old AC Unity thread where Eden is doing his thing. Doing damage control for Ubisoft as hard as he can. That OP and his furious postings are beyond autistic:

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Assassin's Creed Unity Leaker calls out to Neogaf/provides clarification on graphics

Today The person who leaked the videos and screenshots yesterday of the PS4 version of Assassin's Creed Unity provided some much needed clarification on the screenshots that he leaked yesterday. With all the fud and hyperbole the person couldn't just sit there and watch. Here's what they had to...

www.neogaf.com

http://archive.li/PU6Gt

Suddenly this guy appears:
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Assassin's Creed Unity Leaker calls out to Neogaf/provides clarification on graphics

Before judging though, I'd advise people to wait till the game releases in 10 - 11 days. I never believed UBI and their comments lol but going by the gameplay videos online, it looks pretty good to me. Furthermore, I wouldn't be surprised if there was a day 1 patch, like most games today...

www.neogaf.com

http://archive.li/bGv7p

Indeed we have Eden autistically bashing Infamous SS on N4G. Screaming DOWNGRADE and doing the exact same thing he accuses others of:
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Troy Baker: INFAMOUS: Second Son “Looks Amazing;” Gives Details on Delsin's Good and Evil Paths

The release of inFAMOUS: Second Son is less than a month away, and protagonist Delsin Rowe’s voice actor Troy Baker dropped a few more details on the game.

n4g.com

http://archive.li/QdPKP

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Reactions on GAF are priceless:

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Already playing the victim. "Good amount of integrity" How is this sped a protected poster on Era?

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What is interesting to me here is that back then, you were actually allowed to talk back to Eden. Late GAF was bad but not Era bad. Nowhere near.

The morale of the story is that all these holier than thou assholes are huge hypocrites. Sure, this might just be a small example. But it shows the amount of moral flexibility these people are willing to employ. This is not "good faith". GTFO with that. They don't care about good faith, all they care about is pushing through their agenda. No matter how dirty or hypocritical it might look to a bystander. Why do you think they pretend to hate sex so much? I am convinced a good part of them are closet rapists and pedophiles.

Infamous second son was the tits. This bigot should have been banned for denigrating a fellow POC in Delsin.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Am I being paranoid? Or unreasonable?

Hey guys. Need a paranoia check. I don't want to go into details but last fall my wife had an affair. She didn't hide it from me which in a way made the whole thing worse. In December I asked her to stop seeing him. She agreed but begged me to permit them to stay friends. I agreed because we...

www.resetera.com

Oh look, it's another cuck topic from April... so why am I posting it?

Your opinion on porn (no NSFW stuff)

So yeah, porn. Nobody watches it, yet PornHub is a behemoth of a website. I personally enjoy porn, especially when we watch it together with my girlfriend, but don’t watch it as much as I did in my teen years (obviously). The most interesting thing is how much my significant other is into...

www.resetera.com

So OP was jealous of his wife and wanted to fuck the guy she was fucking

 

[FuckedUp]

What is interesting to me here is that back then, you were actually allowed to talk back to Eden. Late GAF was bad but not Era bad. Nowhere near.

Actually, most of those members were probably banned at the time but have been since overturned in post-2017 GAF. I remember someone (on another site) linking a post-election thread where literally half the posters were banned, but when I checked a year and a half later a grand total of...one was still banned.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

 

[moocow]

At least we now know his weak point. Just ask him: "What do you think would be the solution". He will melt into oblivion.

This is the Achilles heel of most SJW's and, really, anyone who participates in outrage mobs of any kind. They know how to destroy things, and how to complain about things, but they never seem to be able to create new things that work or take something that exists that they think is broken and successfully fix it.

Everything they touch turns to shit. Left to their own devices, they can't accomplish anything worthwhile.

 

[Zaryiu]

I love Dragons Crown if for no other reason than the hilariously overdrawn (and hawt) and barely-legal Sorceress absolutely ENRAGES these bitter harpies so much. I've rarely seen any artwork set these bitches off so hard as this game's does.

In fact, I consider the game's artwork a litmus test. There are only a few possible responses to being shown Sorceress and I find them all very informative:

• "Holy shit, boobies!" - You are a straight man (or a lesbian) with a healthy sexual appetite (whether or not you like them tig ol' bitties is irrelevant; that you noticed them and are not offended by them is the important part), or you at least have a good sense of humor
  
  
• "[yawn] Boring" - You are a homosexual man with a healthy sexual appetite (see above)
  
  
• "Wow, that's ridiculous, she's not even pretty" - You are a straight heterosexual woman with a healthy sense of self-awareness (enough to worry she's either hotter than you or at least hot enough to be your competition in the eyes of your man, even if that fear is irrational and unfounded in reality)
  
  
• "That's fucking disgusting and misogynistic, how awful! This is objectification!" - You are an obnoxious feminist; if male, you are gay and a sex pest; if female, you are an unlovable, unfuckable hambeast filled with bitter jealousy raging at something people find attractive -- something you will never be

i.e. if you think she's hot (or funny or just boring), you're a healthy person with a good sense of humor and a functioning sex drive. If she deeply offends you, you're the kind of miserable person nobody ever wants to be around because you don't know how to be a good sport about anything and you're always angry. Literally seething.

Every /v/ thread featuring her image is a delight to read. The REEEEs trying to "infiltrate" /v/ can't help but rage. Works every time.

(Late) What does it mean if someone react with a neutral reaction

 

[moocow]

(Late) What does it mean if someone react with a neutral reaction

That means you're a sexual predator.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

lol while going through some old shit I found this:

 

[Zaryiu]

That means you're a sexual predator.

You're being sarcastic, right?

 

[FuckedUp]

Really late reply, but...

It's still crazy to me people can shit on white like that without a single problem. It sounds damn illegal and if it isn't it should be.

So you're saying people shouldn't be allowed to say things you disagree with? Sounds familiar...

 

[moocow]

You're being sarcastic, right?

Yup!

Specifically, I was quoting MST3k episode 802: The Leech Woman:

[Regarding the splotchy pattern behind the movie's opening titles]:
Crow: It's a Rorschach test.
Mike: I see a lot of spilled ink congealing in random patterns.
Servo: That means you're a sexual predator.

As far as what it means if you actually react to hot bewbies with bland disinterest? Probably just means you're not in the mood or you prefer spinners or something ... I dunno.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Xaszatm isn't taking things well

Resetera Takes 🏳️‍🌈 on Twitter

“https://t.co/PteBGhs9lV”

www.twitter.com

 

[moocow]

Xaszatm isn't taking things well

Resetera Takes 🏳️‍🌈 on Twitter

“https://t.co/PteBGhs9lV”

www.twitter.com

"[sarcasm] I deserve all these harassments."

It's hard to pick the thing I hate about SJWs most (there's so many choices!), but the "disagreement and mockery is harassment!" shtick is right up there.

Of course, he does in fact deserve all the mockery he's receiving because he's a whiny little bitch. That's not harassment though, little bitch.