NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Rei is shit]

If Excelsiorlef is a troll, it has to be the most dedicated troll job in history. Just look at this:
View attachment 958612
Oct 25 2017 was 708 days ago. 38,627 posts in that time period is over 54 posts a day, every day, for nearly two years. And before Era it was a regular poster on Neogaf too.
View attachment 958615

There are also pics of him pre and post trooning. Way too serious for trolling.

 

[AnitaSarsleezian]

If Excelsiorlef is a troll, it has to be the most dedicated troll job in history. Just look at this:
View attachment 958612
Oct 25 2017 was 708 days ago. 38,627 posts in that time period is over 54 posts a day, every day, for nearly two years. And before Era it was a regular poster on Neogaf too.
View attachment 958615

It's more horrifying if you crunch the whole thing, his posts on Ree and Gaf. That's a combined total of 71,081 posts over a period of 1839 days, or 5 years, 13 days (counting from his join date on gaf). That comes to 38.6 or almost 39 posts a day for just over 5 years straight. Think about the amount of mental illness it takes to ramble on two forums to the tune of almost 40 posts a day for 5 years straight.

 

[Dreamland]

It's more horrifying if you crunch the whole thing, his posts on Ree and Gaf. That's a combined total of 71,081 posts over a period of 1839 days, or 5 years, 13 days (counting from his join date on gaf). That comes to 38.6 or almost 39 posts a day for just over 5 years straight. Think about the amount of mental illness it takes to ramble on two forums to the tune of almost 40 posts a day for 5 years straight.

That is assuming he's run by a single person, this might be venturing into autism territory, but what if his account's shared by several people?

 

[Tao Te Chong]

That is assuming he's run by a single person, this might be venturing into autism territory, but what if his account's shared by several people?

Excelsiorlef's Idiolect seems pretty consistent across time, in my opinion.

Sharing a troll account across multiple people would require a unified set of rules that would have to be synchronised with everyone else. You'd have to agree on the characters set of beliefs (and with that amount of posting it would be very easy to contradict the character), their way of writing, and the way they interact with each user. Keeping all of these things consistent across multiple people would be no easy task. Even professional writers will make errors from time to time with key plot points or basic character motivations, and they write for a living.

Resetera is being watched pretty closely by quite a few people, and there's no doubt that Excelsiorlef has everyone's attention. None of us have noticed any inconsistencies.

I think it's a real person. It's fucking hard to believe, but hey, it's Resetera. These are the retards who founded a Community on "guilty until proven innocent". Any basic level of conscientiousness or forethought is beyond them.

What I am curious about is what is his Avatar? I noticed in the early days that it was some kind of superhero or something? Across a backdrop that's oriental? Does anyone recognize the character? I don't really keep up with Comic Books but i'd love to know something about it.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

End of an Error:

The Woods, whoever the fuck that really is, was promoted to replace him.

What I am curious about is what is his Avatar? I noticed in the early days that it was some kind of superhero or something? Across a backdrop that's oriental? Does anyone recognize the character? I don't really keep up with Comic Books but i'd love to know something about it.

It's Kitty Pryde from X-Men. It used to just be the image of that but I think somebody edited it for an occasion on GAF and Excel's been editing it ever since giving it different heads/outfits/etc. often wrasslin related. Like championship belts or whatever.

The wrestling obsession is another thing that helps confirm that Excel is a not a troll account, she's apparently well known and infamous among that community for doing the same shit she does on GAF/ERA, being a complete tard, posting constantly, ruthlessly demanding adherence to their opinion, trying to force people to submit through the sheer weight of stupid replies, driving people away purposely, trying to form cliques to take over forums/channels/discords/etc., typing nonsense instead of english, and so on.

Excel has lots of greatest hits when trans-triggered, like bullying a person with suicidal-level gender dysphoria into a permaban because they wanted to not feel it instead of transitioning, getting that marrec cuck eliminated for saying doctors should oversee people transitioning, saying that Brianna Wu is not trans because she's never said she is, etc.

 

[Marissa Moira]

That was the tat. The oppression, enslavement, and shooting of peaceful demonstrators was the tit.

Then why did he launch nukes at me right after I directly became friends with him?

 

[DriveByTrolling]

End of an Error:
View attachment 958726View attachment 958727

The Woods, whoever the fuck that really is, was promoted to replace him.


It's Kitty Pryde from X-Men. It used to just be the image of that but I think somebody edited it for an occasion on GAF and Excel's been editing it ever since giving it different heads/outfits/etc. often wrasslin related. Like championship belts or whatever.

The wrestling obsession is another thing that helps confirm that Excel is a not a troll account, she's apparently well known and infamous among that community for doing the same shit she does on GAF/ERA, being a complete tard, posting constantly, ruthlessly demanding adherence to their opinion, trying to force people to submit through the sheer weight of stupid replies, driving people away purposely, trying to form cliques to take over forums/channels/discords/etc., typing nonsense instead of english, and so on.

Excel has lots of greatest hits when trans-triggered, like bullying a person with suicidal-level gender dysphoria into a permaban because they wanted to not feel it instead of transitioning, getting that marrec cuck eliminated for saying doctors should oversee people transitioning, saying that Brianna Wu is not trans because she's never said she is, etc.

Without a doubt one of these new accounts that has no history of coming from NeoGAF is Besada.

Basically everyone who started with Era has stepped down, left or even banned themselves.

Isamu Fukui can't keep getting away with it! You also know your forum is a shithole when there is never a mod/admin goodbye topic and the community doesn't care. Those up top just silently get taken out the back to be shot in the head.

The sly Asian just cares about his shekels and the only way to do that right now seems to be keeping his troon community permanently mad at the internet. This is why Nepenthe seems to be the mod of choice. Or Morrigan, who might as well be a man.

 

[Pissmaster]

Also Hillary was not remotely an LGBT ally in the fucking '90s she was vocally in support of the "Defense of Marriage Act" and literally forbidding states from legalizing gay marriage. What is this fucking idiot on about?

That's true, but what makes that post even funnier is that Trump actually was an LGBT ally in the 90's. Back then, he infamously opened up Mar-A-Lago to gay couples much to the chagrin of the locals.

The New York Times article on it is now paywalled, but good ol' Archive.is saved the day.

Mr. Trump’s arrival was greeted with sneers by the Palm Beach elite, and he opened up Mar-a-Lago’s membership to Jews and African-Americans, who had been excluded from other members-only establishments. He was also the first club owner on the island to admit an openly gay couple.

 

[Kacho]

That's true, but what makes that post even funnier is that Trump actually was an LGBT ally in the 90's. Back then, he infamously opened up Mar-A-Lago to gay couples much to the chagrin of the locals.

The New York Times article on it is now paywalled, but good ol' archive.li saved the day.

He was also the first developer to hire a woman as a foreman. Trump spent his entire life as an NYC Democrat. This is all inconvenient evidence for the screeching nazi hunters that most of the labels and accusations aimed at Trump since entering politics are hallucinations at best and malicious fabrications at worst. That maybe he isn't far right or even a creature of ideology at all. That he's simply chasing the same thing in politics that he chased in business. Results. Success. Good deals, better outcomes.

 

[DangerWank]

View attachment 958583

The fuck is astroturfing?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Shills basically. People who hopped onto GAF just to push the Clinton campaign. Like Cerium. And a large number of other members who were actively working for the campaign, plus many more donating. There were quite a few members who would respond endlessly to any thread criticizing Hillary with talking points ripped straight off her webpage. It's how GAF ended up a top referrer to HillaryClinton.com because they were linking everyone to the talking points to try and shut them up.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

This is probably the funniest ban I've seen this year.

Excel Spreadsheet's bottomless hate gets another van because being condescending is bad, unless you're Excel Spreadsheet, in which case go right ahead lmao.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Shills basically. People who hopped onto GAF just to push the Clinton campaign. Like Cerium. And a large number of other members who were actively working for the campaign, plus many more donating. There were quite a few members who would respond endlessly to any thread criticizing Hillary with talking points ripped straight off her webpage. It's how GAF ended up a top referrer to HillaryClinton.com because they were linking everyone to the talking points to try and shut them up.

Don't forget Y2Kev who worked on the Hillary campaign, had YAS QUEEN as his avatar, banned all wrong-think on NeoGAF against Hilldawg in cahoots with Bish and then when she lost changed his avatar and never spoke about Hillary again

View attachment 958808
This is probably the funniest ban I've seen this year.

View attachment 958809
Excel Spreadsheet's bottomless hate gets another van because being condescending is bad, unless you're Excel Spreadsheet, in which case go right ahead lmao.

Excelsiorlef obviously sends photos of fucking carebears to all the mods/admins for ultimate protection

 

[Changeofheart]

View attachment 958808
This is probably the funniest ban I've seen this year.

I don't think I have ever seen this type of ban before, "blaming the media for the spread of racism".

 

[DriveByTrolling]

I don't think I have ever seen this type of ban before, "blaming the media for the spread of racism".

 

[AirdropShitposts]

This is probably the funniest ban I've seen this year.

How about this one, they banned him twice on the same page and were so upset the first one "banbed" him:

Botham Jean's brother embraces Amber Guyger after she was sentenced 10 years for the murder of his brother

You can allow the family to grieve however they want to and still understand- and even be repulsed by- how the act of forgiveness plays into larger conversations of white supremacy.

www.resetera.com

 

[Dogs can't look up]

Excelsiorlef would have been perma banned on any other forum years ago. Weird that he is still sticking it out on Era, even by their standards.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

How about this one, they banned him twice on the same page and were so upset the first one "banbed" him:

Botham Jean's brother embraces Amber Guyger after she was sentenced 10 years for the murder of his brother

You can allow the family to grieve however they want to and still understand- and even be repulsed by- how the act of forgiveness plays into larger conversations of white supremacy.

www.resetera.com

View attachment 958833
View attachment 958834

Calling out Nepenthe AND excelsiorlef?

How crazy is this man? That is basically like launching Nuclear Warheads and declaring a state of emergency on the hugbox.

Is this JonTron's Resetera account?

Excelsiorlef would have been perma banned on any other forum years ago. Weird that he is still sticking it out on Era, even by their standards.

He has nothing else in his life. It was the same on NeoGAF.

They are scared to ban in case he immediately takes the rope challenge. Did you all not see excelsiorlef was banned on Resetera once for... 30 minutes, before a troonout on discord got him unbanned.

Whatever mod did that has probably long been a kill count addition for Isamu Fukui. You must not ban his biggest money maker from the troonery camp.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I don't think I have ever seen this type of ban before, "blaming the media for the spread of racism".

Yes, usually that's the premise of most of their threads about the media. Between all the secret dogwhistles and PewDiePie and YOUTUBE and the unending lack of representation and general lack of high end films that celebrate PoC like Black Panther. Not to mention how much of the media they expose as in the pocket of Trump and his Nazis.

Calling out Nepenthe AND Excelsiorlef?

How crazy is this man? That is basically like launching Nuclear Warheads and declaring a state of emergency on the hugbox.

Was more than just those two, I only capped the top of the posts. He also got The Kree, Deepwater in two posts and Nepenthe in another two posts from that one.

I remember Flavius as having been around GAF for a long time. He registered with ERA on day one but only has 392 posts before these two one month bans he got.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

End of an Error:
View attachment 958726View attachment 958727

The Woods, whoever the fuck that really is, was promoted to replace him.


It's Kitty Pryde from X-Men. It used to just be the image of that but I think somebody edited it for an occasion on GAF and Excel's been editing it ever since giving it different heads/outfits/etc. often wrasslin related. Like championship belts or whatever.

Wrong my avatar is the original