NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[AirdropShitposts]

lol like this faggot is going to stop posting and whining in every thread? really?

 

[DriveByTrolling]

The story so far as told by autistic bulletpoints

• Ketkat is in a relationship with Robin and reads Robin’s texts, emails and personal conversations. A lolcow narcissist.
• Robin is (at this stage in the story) a moderator on Resetera and Ketkat believes this gives them special privileges such as being ban proof and being allowed to be a forum celebrity that hits the report button and gets a guaranteed ban.
• As Ketkat already spies on Robin’s personal life, the next opportunity Ketkat sees is logging into Resetera as Robin/opening Robin’s discord.
• Not long after Resetera started all staff discussions were taken offsite to try and prevent staff members from leaking how badly the forum was ran. Discord allowed smaller inner circles of trust, a real safe space.
• Ketkat then spent months and months reading staff conversations/logs. Robin could have been colluding, but the Mueller report is inconclusive.
• This gave Ketkat an advantage when reporting posters who had been discussed in staff chat logs as being POTENTIALLY PROBLEMATIC. I know for a fact Kinthey has been mentioned in these staff logs and Ketkat has been hitting report. Your days are numbered Kinthey.
• But one day in amongst secretly reading staff conversations and abusing that knowledge to get normies banned, Ketkat comes across Royalan.
• Royalan is a gay black man who has been feeling frustrated with how Resetera is basically 99.8% angry white men demanding everything goes their way. The Black Culture Thread lacks the NeoGAF power it once had. The white man is #1 again. Black voices on staff are ignored.
• As a gay man Royalan tries to empathize with the “classic trans” white men, those who put in some effort and “transition”.
• But Royalan is not impressed with the 2019 trend of angry white men in dresses who do nothing but say “actually, we’re non-binary and non-binary is also trans”. He breaks down and explains to Resetera staff how he feels.
• The staff sympathize with him as even they know just how fucking unhinged some of the posters on Resetera are.
• After seeing this Ketkat finally has some drama to leak that will not only hurt Isamu Fukui, but cement Ketkat as being an in the know forum celebrity. That feeling of being untouchable. This uppity gay black man will also not be allowed to digitally murder non-binaries.
• The staff panics not knowing where leaks are coming from and fingers get pointed. In the space of just a few months admins leave, mods leave and the 2017 staff roster looks NOTHING like it once did in 2019. Staff weren’t given goodbye topics, BronsonLee even deleted his account in fear. The Chinese dictator was on a warpath to find the leaker.
• As the troons run Resetera, staff were reluctant to blame this community. They go fucking crazy the second one of their own gets banned, instead, demanding 100 straight white males who laugh at South Park get banned instead. The T&C/rules don't apply to us they scream, we're oppressed!
• Isamu had his doubts, had he been duped into giving the troons protection/freedom? They make most of his money so he was reluctant to suspect troon espionage.
• In November 2019 the holocaust happened to the troon community. Hillary Clinton said real women have different problems than trans women. South Park released an episode correctly pointing out trans women beat the shit out of every woman they compete with in sports. Also, where are the female to male trans athletes? Makes you think.
• The requests for every single straight white male on Resetera to be banned grew and Ketkat, feeling invincible, decided to finally out Royalan and publicly state the Resetera staff were all transphobic. Conversation logs from private discord channels proved this and had been shared to selected forum members. It was trans awareness week, the public on Resetera had to know these logs existed.
• Isamu then knew who his leaker was. He had been duped. Disgraced. The Asian community would never forgive him for being this blind.

And now we await Royalan’s trial. Will Isamu panic as the troons are now burning his forum and dispose of Royalan? Or will he stick to banning Ketkat for a breach of privacy/leaking that would have any other non-troon permanently banned on Resetera?

Stay safe everyone. Someone please find out if Enzom21 is dead. We need more white allies in these dark times. Royalan's reign of terror has begun.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

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the trans thread seems "safe" enough though:
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Cherry artania is great:

Trans era how do you guys fight misgendering in the workplace?

So I've been in a pickle for quite a bit dealing with misgendering at work by everyone involved. And since I'm stuck with a uniform it's a bit tough getting people to recognize what I am. Recently however I've been wearing nail polish and that's oddly been helping me out with it happening so...

www.resetera.com

so odd

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Now's the best time for a kiwi Honeypot forum to emerge as a new home for these looney troons.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

lmao they can't catch a break:

Joker is less then 5.5 million dollars away from grossing over 1 billion dollars worldwide!

I made a thread when Joker crossed the line for highest grossing R-rated film and it's about to beat another milestone of hitting 1 billion dollars. Right now it's sitting at 994.5 million dollars at the office and I'll update it because it has the potential to make 1 billion by the end of...

www.resetera.com

edit:

Kyuuji confirming what we already know:

It's Trans Awareness Week! (Nov 13th -19th)

No problem: If anyone else would like one, just tag me. I'll be going to work soonish but I can handle them when I get home if no one else has. Can we please have a version of this avatar (the one I am suddenly using along with many other people because reasons) with the trans flag behind...

www.resetera.com

 

[Ververg]

Utterly shocked I'm the only one autismal enough to notice Nepenthe's reflection in HIS car pic. This deserves another thread, Isamu!

This is the first recent image of Nepenthe, isn't it? How much of that WIDTH is the mirror fuckery is the question. One thing's for sure. That ain't a lady's dress, and that ain't a lady.
OR, Nepenthe might be super DUPER autistic and asked someone else to take a pic of the car and waited for those dang dirty kiwis to notice. The ol' bait 'n switch tranny op. Either way the pic was taken by a fat fuck.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[I can't imagine]

I don't know much about finance, but isn't a car loan the absolute worst form of credit you can take? I'm not even sure you need to "qualify" for car loans. In the UK at least dealerships are tripping over themselves to offer you finance options, because from their point of view they can't lose. You pay back more than the car is worth, and the loan is secured against the car, so they get that back if you ever stop paying.

Auto loans are actually one of the better options for building credit because they're secured. They tend to have better rates than, say, credit cards or personal loans. Of course, that's contingent on you not taking a loan that's clearly larger than you're capable of handling, or with really bad terms (like the loan mentioned here).

 

[Changeofheart]

Serious question, how many "lgbt awareness" days are in an entire year for each one of the letters?

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Serious question, how many "lgbt awareness" days are in an entire year for each one of the letters?

Too many.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Utterly shocked I'm the only one autismal enough to notice Nepenthe's reflection in HIS car pic. This deserves another thread, Isamu!
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This is the first recent image of Nepenthe, isn't it? How much of that WIDTH is the mirror fuckery is the question. One thing's for sure. That ain't a lady's dress, and that ain't a lady.
OR, Nepenthe might be super DUPER autistic and asked someone else to take a pic of the car and waited for those dang dirty kiwis to notice. The ol' bait 'n switch tranny op. Either way the pic was taken by a fat fuck.

I managed to find what I assume is Nepenthe before

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/neogaf-resetera.9636/post-4546362

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Serious question, how many "lgbt awareness" days are in an entire year for each one of the letters?

Well, the troons are trying to simplify things by getting rid of the other letters and having the day be every day and instead of mere awareness it's "celebrate or else" so it'll be a lot easier to remember.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Utterly shocked I'm the only one autismal enough to notice Nepenthe's reflection in HIS car pic. This deserves another thread, Isamu!
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This is the first recent image of Nepenthe, isn't it? How much of that WIDTH is the mirror fuckery is the question. One thing's for sure. That ain't a lady's dress, and that ain't a lady.
OR, Nepenthe might be super DUPER autistic and asked someone else to take a pic of the car and waited for those dang dirty kiwis to notice. The ol' bait 'n switch tranny op. Either way the pic was taken by a fat fuck.

Dude even the most bulimic model would look fat in a stretched car reflection. Nepenthe is a skinny faggot.

edit: I stand corrected, he might be a small fat girl

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Nepenthe has been confirmed by some of the furries she associates with as being an actual young black woman, she's posted and others have confirmed she's only like 5 foot tall or something. Her own posting puts her in Atlanta too, she's not really hiding it. She seems to be completely stupid enough on her own that an extra troon cover story seems an unnecessary addition. Plus the way she goes about with her being black you know she'd wield that like it was the master sword or some shit considering the power it's had until Cerium recently decided to genocide them all.

 

[tuscangarder]

Nothing will come of this unless someone posts the logs.

Even then I'm not sure anything will. At the end of the day no one care about troons but them.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

I love how excelsiorlef hasn't posted in the trans awareness topic, hasn't REEEEE'd about Ketkat/changed avatar and hasn't been brave and shit on the moderators openly like all the other troons are doing.

Really makes you think

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Mental Health Era |OT2| Community and Understanding

I've sort of posted about this in this thread before (or maybe the previous volume of it), but I've always had a problem where I have almost zero self-confidence. I feel like everyone is out to get me, I am afraid of screwing up in front of my wife because I don't want her to leave, I'm afraid...

www.resetera.com

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Mental Health Era |OT2| Community and Understanding

I've sort of posted about this in this thread before (or maybe the previous volume of it), but I've always had a problem where I have almost zero self-confidence. I feel like everyone is out to get me, I am afraid of screwing up in front of my wife because I don't want her to leave, I'm afraid...

www.resetera.com

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One heck of an impact, engaging in months of tactical espionage against the staff and sharing all of Royalan's secrets.

Based Ketkat.

I love how the narrative has been set leaking lots of private staff chatlogs is just whistleblowing and Ketkat dindu nuffin wrong. Royalan has been utterly exposed and his community gives no shits about him.



Remember, THERE ARE NO DIRTY SECRETS!



Another reminder, one of the best things about this espionage is Ketkat was confident enough to use the staffs own private words against them in emails/PMs. That bravery.

Is it possible to be this based? Even Putin wouldn't have balls this big.

Months of leaking and mockery, Isamu Fukui has been absolutely shamed. Royalan might as well do an Enzom21 and run away.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

Nothing will come of this unless someone posts the logs.

Even then I'm not sure anything will. At the end of the day no one care about troons but them.

You're underestimating how much more toxic these retards will make the place. It'll be a slow trickle but it's another possible nail in the coffin of Cerium's nuthouse.

Discord is glowing right now and there is a lot of shit happening behind the scenes.

 

[Next Task]

I love how excelsiorlef hasn't posted in the trans awareness topic, hasn't REEEEE'd about Ketkat/changed avatar and hasn't been brave and shit on the moderators openly like all the other troons are doing.

Perhaps the idea of a life without a forum he can post in hundreds of times a day has made him go off into Minecraft.