NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[BillionBisonBucks]

Where's Kiwi coverage of the Star Wars meltdown ? Where are the screencaps ? I'm at work, can't do it myself, it must be fucking GLORIOUS to see those people getting so riled up by a star wars movie getting shit review in 2019 ahahaha.

Oh and I just learned Resetera's consensus on Mandalorian is not good, lmao those people. With Rogue One, the Mandalorian is probably the best stuff to come out of this shitty franchise recently. But hey, it doesn't have a trans character so...

It's linked in the featured threads at the top of the main page

 

[InfamyBrah]

Shitting on the mandalorian and praising TLJ in the same post. Hmmmm. Looks like we might have a losing combo here. Take the L fam. Who would have thought a story about a bad ass and a baby would be more appealing than grown adult with pink hair and blatant Mary-sue in 2019 ?

Rubbing the salt.

Rubbing even more.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I mean, is there even a point to watching them melt down over the new Star Wars? If it does well they'll scream that representation has won and fuck the fanboys, if it does poorly it's because it tried to cater too much to nostalgia and fuck the fanboys. They'll bitch no matter what.

 

[InfamyBrah]

I mean, is there even a point to watching them melt down over the new Star Wars? If it does well they'll scream that representation has won and fuck the fanboys, if it does poorly it's because it tried to cater too much to nostalgia and fuck the fanboys. They'll bitch no matter what.

I don't care, the movie is shit, they're mad, it's fun.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

There's a difference?

Yes.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Yes.

Why I don't disagree with you, he's obviously not quadriplegic if his hands work. Or am I misunderstanding what that means?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Why I don't disagree with you, he's obviously not quadriplegic if his hands work. Or am I misunderstanding what that means?

There's cases where arm movement is possible. Hand movement, not so much. There's treatments for that. Think he's using one of those disability controllers Microsoft made.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean, is there even a point to watching them melt down over the new Star Wars?

It's more fun than watching the actual movie and it's free.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

It's more fun than watching the actual movie and it's free.

I can't argue with that.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

I'll tell you what ResetERA readers.

Hit me up with the name of the game you can't play due to retardation. I'll play it and describe to you how it feels to be successful at something that stupid and trivial.

 

[School of Fish]

I mean, is there even a point to watching them melt down over the new Star Wars? If it does well they'll scream that representation has won and fuck the fanboys, if it does poorly it's because it tried to cater too much to nostalgia and fuck the fanboys. They'll bitch no matter what.

Well it's free entertainment for all of us to get a good laugh from anyway.

 

[Vault Boy]

Think he's using one of those disability controllers Microsoft made.

You'd think that would satisfy the guys bellyaching over "disabled inclusivity". What more could they possibly ask for?

Spoiler: The Answer

Yes, that's a rhetorical question. We all know they just want God Modes in these games.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

IS CHEEBO OK? HAS HE KILLED HIMSELF?

The Rise of Skywalker Review Thread: The Sheev Saga Comes to a Close [No Spoilers] (Rottenwatch: 55%; 10% below AOTC) [SEE STAFF POST]

Rotten Tomatoes: https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_the_rise_of_skywalker/ RT Critics Consensus: Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker suffers from a lack of imagination, but concludes this saga with fan-focused devotion.

www.resetera.com

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

This guy was so powerful they had to ban him twice

 

[Dessus de Jouet]

LALALALALA The Last Jedi is still the most successful and critically acclaimed film ever and it was universally loved and praised and only a tiny bigoted loud minority on the internet hated it so if this movie bombs it's totally because of JJ cowardly backpedaling on it LALALALALALALA i love Rian Johnson so much, he told those angry hateful manbabies to piss off (YAAAS QUEEN SLAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!) i'm so much different and superior than them, now excuse me while i go back to write my daily one thousand angry hate-filled posts about trashy young adult entertainment aimed at manbabies on the most hateful board on the internet LALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DriveByTrolling]

JK Rowling says biological sex is real, the angry white male troons and science deniers on Resetera are having a fucking meltdown

JK Rowling supports TERF who was fired for being transphobic

Context: A TERF lost a court case arguing she was wrongly terminated for being transphobic online. The court ruled against her. More details in the tweets below. Shortly after, JK Rowling tweets this hot garbage Online trans folks have long been aware that Rowling is a TERF, but it's nice...

www.resetera.com

J.K. Rowling on Twitter

“Dress however you please. Call yourself whatever you like. Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you. Live your best life in peace and security. But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real? #IStandWithMaya #ThisIsNotADrill”

twitter.com

This intersectional battle where white men are determined to rule the world including every female space that has ever existed is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[FuckedUp]

JK Rowling says biological sex is real, the angry white male troons and science deniers on Resetera are having a fucking meltdown

JK Rowling supports TERF who was fired for being transphobic

Context: A TERF lost a court case arguing she was wrongly terminated for being transphobic online. The court ruled against her. More details in the tweets below. Shortly after, JK Rowling tweets this hot garbage Online trans folks have long been aware that Rowling is a TERF, but it's nice...

www.resetera.com

J.K. Rowling on Twitter

“Dress however you please. Call yourself whatever you like. Sleep with any consenting adult who’ll have you. Live your best life in peace and security. But force women out of their jobs for stating that sex is real? #IStandWithMaya #ThisIsNotADrill”

twitter.com

This intersectional battle where white men are determined to rule the world including every female space that has ever existed is the gift that keeps on giving.

First Star Wars, now this. JFC their world's collapsing before their very eyes

 

[School of Fish]

So to the lurkers on ResetEra that are lurking here, remember this.

1. No one actually wants your stupid 'woke' movies, shows, books, video games, and other media design to pander to losers just like you. Shit is still going to be shit no matter what you name it. Seeing how many people from both fans and critics alike trashing 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' to me is totally justified because no one is obligated to actually sit there and like what is total shit to begin with. Your shitty and soulless Mary Sues will never, ever be liked by anyone aside from you idiots that don't know any good storytelling when you see it.
2. Guess what, authors that write books that are works of fiction are still human with their own opinions.

This is why no one takes you that seriously ResetEra because the only things that you do like is total shit.

 

[EmpGulcasa]

Resetera and the type of people who post there have done more to set back trans rights than any TERF or cis white man.

 

[Dreamland]

What's our /pol/ friend's story? i remember that he was a mod but any record of him getting a ban has been scrubbed. Last post was by the end of november. Didn't pay attention, not even mods are allowed to refer to someone's past professional career.