NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Dreamland]

Donald John Trump
Donald Trump Jr.
Steve Bannon
Any American employee of CDProjekt Red
Tucker Carlson
Glenn Greenwald
Tulsi Gabbard
Dave Chappelle
Every employee of ICE
Every white police officer
Taylor Swift
Tyler Malka
Kanye West

edit: wait, somebody already answered this in the thread
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You forgot Bernie Sanders, Joe Rogaine, and everyone not living in NYC/SF/Portland.

It's not a good day to be newsposting on resetera with the Firefighters joining the GG/incel movement and Harvey Weinstein coming out as a beautiful transgender woman. I'm literally shaking right now, stay safe!

 

[Shaka Brah]

I've always wondered about that. If they're saying America now is as bad as Nazi Germany was, aren't they implying the holocaust didn't happen?

Democrats frequently say that Trump deporting people back to their home nations is exactly like the Holocaust. Perhaps they know something that we don't?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

it'll be soon, there are steps to this:

 

[DriveByTrolling]

it'll be soon, there are steps to this:
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OP goes on an unhinged rant, OP then posts the real reason he is fucking insane

Everything is fucked.

Climate change, Brexit, Trump, the rise of fascim, gradually watching those around me get won over by the brainwashing on social media, the threat of a global pandemic. I'm drinking too much regularly, my autistic son has behavioural issues and it is affecting every aspect of our lives, plus we...

www.resetera.com

Nothing to do with Orange Man Bad. These people are the masters at projection.

Low functioning autists, literally worse than Hitler.

 

[UnclePhil]

OP goes on an unhinged rant, OP then posts the real reason he is fucking insane

Everything is fucked.

Climate change, Brexit, Trump, the rise of fascim, gradually watching those around me get won over by the brainwashing on social media, the threat of a global pandemic. I'm drinking too much regularly, my autistic son has behavioural issues and it is affecting every aspect of our lives, plus we...

www.resetera.com

Nothing to do with Orange Man Bad. These people are the masters at projection.

Low functioning autists, literally worse than Hitler.

I wonder how much of OP's problem is too much time on ResetEra?

 

[DriveByTrolling]

I wonder how much of OP's problem is too much time on ResetEra?

It's almost as if it's been clear since day 1 of Resetera if you have problems with yourself or your life and you spend time on Resetera not only does it stop you progressing/getting better, it makes you 10x worse and more of an unhinged lunatic



I haven't seen a single poster on Resetera post a positive topic about turning their life around or getting better. The same nutjobs screeching from day 1 about the world ending, Trump coming to kill them and how they are oppressed on the internet for simply existing have been doing the same things 365 days a year.

Housing a lot of inmates together in an echo chamber is like some Nazi experiment by Isamu Fukui and now B-Dubs. Its modern day slavery and torture. All to make money off of them so B-Dubs can spend it on shemale threesomes.

At least everyone on the Farms is self-aware of their autism and don't blame Null for it.

 

[InfamyBrah]

The inmates are so fucking mad today.

Yeah, the man in charge of the most powerful country in the world won't get impeached for a phonecall to Ukraine about Joe fucking Biden. Who would have thought, really ?

They should praise the outcome. You don't put the country on fire for some trivial constitutional shenaningan, because that's actually how you spread your cheeks to Putin.

It's funny how they accuse Russia of US division while feeding it themselves daily eachtime Trump say something trivial on Twitter while taking a shit. I wasn't pro-Obama, but I never wished him to fail his term, I wished him the best for the country. Those people are just children making tantrum because the left is losing everywhere where it matters.

That and Brexit is now done, without the apocalypse raining on the UK. I can see them actually crying over it, despite living thousand of miles away.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

A Twitter user received a 351-page printout of all the "objectionable" tweets they Liked

A couple more pics in the thread. The startup (https://fama.io) bills itself as "The smartest way to screen toxic workplace behavior" but this is a tad dystopian. Replies to the original tweet are pretty good.

www.resetera.com

Someone tell B-Dubs, Plagiarize, Jarmel and the rest of the staff to purge their NeoGAF histories



This is the future these people want, but only for people they don't like.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

"Dystopian" lol nobody is forcing you to have a social media presence tied to your name, or even a social media presence.

And the irony of the retardera posters calling it dystopian when that's what they want (for the Bad People) and what they do (to the Bad People).

 

[Judge Dredd]

For those curious how the Goemon situation resolved.

An unofficial patch and the translator deleted his Twitter account.

If only there was someone on the internet who was willing and able to translate retro games for free.

Edit: @CrunkLord420 has another fan.

 

[AnOminous]

For those curious how the Goemon situation resolved.
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An unofficial patch and the translator deleted his Twitter account.
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If only there was someone on the internet who was willing and able to translate retro games for free.

Edit: @CrunkLord420 has another fan.
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Lock it down hard so its search rankings plummet. I'm sure the white supremacist homophobe Isamu Fukui will gladly kiss all his income goodbye to appease some triggered troons.

 

[CptnSnshn]

Lock it down hard so its search rankings plummet. I'm sure the white supremacist homophobe Isamu Fukui will gladly kiss all his income goodbye to appease some triggered troons.

Who the fuck is even looking at this shitheap apart from us tho?

 

[AnOminous]

Who the fuck is even looking at this shitheap apart from us tho?

Some people seem to think it's a gaming forum. Sure they get banned fast but somehow the Chinaman is making money on it.

 

[Robotron]

For those curious how the Goemon situation resolved.
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An unofficial patch and the translator deleted his Twitter account.
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Konami could make an absolute shit modern port for Goemon nowadays and Resetera would still probably eat it up as long as they changed the controversial "trans" line.

 

[jakdex]

For those curious how the Goemon situation resolved.
An unofficial patch and the translator deleted his Twitter account.
If only there was someone on the internet who was willing and able to translate retro games for free.

The romhack community answer on their own way:

Also even MORE problematic games translations is coming:

Losing Tom is a tough blow, but at least shone a light on Resetera, Kurt Kalata and SNESCentral antics (SNESCentral deleted their twitter), Kurt Kalata from Hardcore Gaming 101 especially is now dealing with abuse 24/7 because people finally discover how much of a piece of shit he really is.

 

[Shaka Brah]

The romhack community answer on their own way:

Also even MORE problematic games translations is coming:

Losing Tom is a tough blow, but at least shone a light on Resetera, Kurt Kalata and SNESCentral antics (SNESCentral deleted their twitter), Kurt Kalata from Hardcore Gaming 101 especially is now dealing with abuse 24/7 because people finally discover how much of a piece of shit he really is.

It's their N WORD!!!

 

[milkenjoyer]

Guys I found it! The perfect post.

This #JusticeForJohnnyDepp thing is going to be juicy. Retardera is currently on their 4th thread about this issue an the nth staff post has been made.

 

[BaldGoon]

Guys I found it! The perfect post.

This #JusticeForJohnnyDepp thing is going to be juicy. Retardera is currently on their 4th thread about this issue an the nth staff post has been made.

I think he was wondering why the mods aren't cracking down on that post considering their exceptionalism going by his other posts on the thread.





Of course he gets gulag'd lmao.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Beefy got so btfo for posting without even bothering to check the slightest part of the story that they locked and restarted that Johnny Depp/Amber Heard thread to save him.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Look motherfucker you'll discuss what we tell you you can discuss and only for as long as we allow you to

Uh oh they're developing self-awareness again


Era's thread about Hillary's fit after getting booed has caused the Bernie Bros to rise up.

You mad

noooooooooooo my kween

Eidan is above such things as infighting

Naw I'm just fucking with you, he's a massive hypocrite

Maybe she could work without pay for some super rich person like she's a... oh...

Guess how well this post aged lmao

I figured it'd take longer than a week before they started outing themselves as hypocrites but I guess I should know better not to underestimate Era by now

ResetEra: EAT THE RICH
Also ResetEra: Poor gazillionaire white lady, she's gone through so much hardship

Hillary: *literally owned slaves*
ResetEra: "B-bernie's m-made mistakes too!"

stop bullying the elite white woman for all the awful things she's done over the course of her life ; ;

Spoiler warning: This post ages extremely well

Boban drops a megaton nuke on the Hillary stans (the whole post goes on for a lot longer too https://www.resetera.com/threads/ra...-clinton-on-stage.167863/page-6#post-28745952)

The only thing that matters is yaaaaaaaaaaaas slay kweeeeeeennnnnn

*Hillary goes on Howard Stern and calls Bernie Hitler*
yaas slay kween get those bernie bros!

*Hillary gets booed by a minority*
noooooooo we need to work together!!1!1

If I cared enough, I'd see if I could dig up if they had a thread when Hillary insulted Bernie a couple weeks ago cuz I'll bet you money none of these dipshits cared about people shitting on each other then.

Angry Hillary stans cry about a memepost while desperately trying to ignore the nuke that was dropped on their heads right above it

Ah yes, revisionist history

Nothing more woke than claiming the Muslim woman is nothing more than Bernie's puppet!

But not Hillary, Hillary was a good candidate. She turned states that had been blue for decades red!

You gotta wonder how the mods and big-name users are taking all this Hillary shit-talk without being able to do anything about it.

You're not absolutely blown the fuck out if you just pretend it doesn't exist!

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