NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[EmpGulcasa]

I never really understood the people who post all day on Twitter and get like.. one response or like every few posts. Hecht does it, Hobbes does it.. isn't that more like shouting into the void? Do they not just make themselves more angry/sad when they see nobody notices them or cares what they're saying when they post?

 

[FuckedUp]

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Hecht is going full speed on twitter now. Spending unsolicited messages to people telling them he's laughing at how they're shouting into the void while twitter's algo pushes them into the void.

How are we sure Hecht isn't Besada again? He could've lied about his age and a couple other things to hide his identity.

 

[AnOminous]

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Hecht is going full speed on twitter now. Spending unsolicited messages to people telling them he's laughing at how they're shouting into the void while twitter's algo pushes them into the void.

He should tweet a bunch more about how not-mad he is. I'm not convinced yet.

 

[hell is other robots]

Is shouting into the void a new-found euphemism for oral pleasure of some post-op prominent members of Ree?

 

[CrunkLord420]

Some people may think the reason ResetEra doesn't want to implement likes is to protect their special communities from "stealth trolls" (or something). The truth is actually that the ResetEra staff wouldn't be able to handle the being objectively shown over and over how mediocre their posts actually are. This is a forum where one of the most frequently requested features is the ability to ignore mods.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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"even as someone old enough to remember having played Duck Hunt"

She is such a bad writer, also I think she's in her early 20's. Then again some of ERA like Frank O'Connor probably are too old to remember having played Duck Hunt, even if it was yesterday.

 

[School of Fish]

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Hecht is going full speed on twitter now. Spending unsolicited messages to people telling them he's laughing at how they're shouting into the void while twitter's algo pushes them into the void.

Well ladies and gentlemen, this is what we call 'tiny dick syndrome'. Seriously, it's sad when even the Twitter algorithm thinks Hecht is a loser too.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

ResetERA is the Internet's Aokigahara Forest. Only without honor or disciprin.

And instead of receiving posthumous attention from a youtube superstar with an audience of millions, your corpse just gets laughed at by a bunch of fuckin nazi birds.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

>Therapy is good, a counselor is good. They've helped me become a better person and they can help you.
So if this pathetic, drunken, power-tripping wreck of a man(?) is the "better person" that he became, what was he like before therapy?

 

[Neil]

I don't think communities like /r9k/ are this bad.

Resetera is /r9k/ except namefagging is required and trannies are more loud and concentrated.

 

[Dogs can't look up]

Hecht is going to drink himself to death by... the end of 2020.

He does seem to have a problem.

 

[BaldGoon]

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>video games, unfortunately

Checks out.

 

[GoofyMcGoof]

These people now want to be friends with each other to support their incel lives.
The problem that they don't get is that friendship is basically valued by how harshly you can insult someone and their mom without them being mad about and how truthful you can be to someone in their time of need without worrying about your friendship.

Since these goofballs (and frankly, we're all goofballs here, just different kinds) don't get this, their projects will ultimately fail and their netflix sessions and fighting tournaments will the most boring tripe mankind has witnessed since the fall of what ever Stalinist approved standup must've felt like in the Soviet Union.

 

[InfamyBrah]

Some people may think the reason ResetEra doesn't want to implement likes is to protect their special communities from "stealth trolls" (or something). The truth is actually that the ResetEra staff wouldn't be able to handle the being objectively shown over and over how mediocre their posts actually are. This is a forum where one of the most frequently requested features is the ability to ignore mods.

You can also mention the fact that most polls results on Resetera are far more "normal", than the stuff posted in the threads.

The silent majority of Resetera isn't excelsief or RedMercury and the staff can't stand it.

It's Neogaf all over again. The majority of Resetera hate the website in silence, but they are too weak to bail out, until something big happen.

Edit : I just saw Hecht on Twitter... Oof, @sophnar0747 clearly hit a big nerve. The man needs medical help.

 

[vertexwindi]

https://twitter.com/Hecht_ERA_/status/1233178677048836096 (https://archive.vn/0TMWj)
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Why are you replying to The Hamburglar? They're not even talking about you. Obviously you know exactly who the Quarterpounder is, he's undoubtedly on ResetEra's secret persona-non-grata list, so I'm not even sure what you think you're doing.

Hecht is not smart enough to engage in public discussions outside his hugbox, but it's funny to see him try. Soon we'll see him just start sending messages to random people saying "fuck offfffffffffff" in ReseteEra style. Does posting on ResetEra destroy your critical thinking skills and force you into a largely unintelligible new-speak where you can't actually describe anything to outsiders?

Hey Hecht, you know where they put your posts on twitter? Under the censorship box. You know why? Because the machine learning algos at twitter have determined you're an overtly toxic individual who needs to be downranked and remain unseen for the mental health of the larger twitter community.
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"Who are you" truly is the last resort of woke fuckheads who ran out of arguments.

 

[AnOminous]

You can also mention the fact that most polls results on Resetera are far more "normal", than the stuff posted in the threads.

The silent majority of Resetera isn't excelsief or RedMercury and the staff can't stand it.

It's Neogaf all over again. The majority of Resetera hate the website in silence, but they are too weak to bail out, until something big happen.

Edit : I just saw Hecht on Twitter... Oof, @sophnar0747 clearly hit a big nerve. The man needs medical help.

I don't think he's able to cope with having a tranny publicly own the shit out of him. That can't happen, right?

 

[InfamyBrah]

Damn, just read the whole shit, Hecht has an obssession over @sophnar0747. Sophia, you are far more popular than him, you shouldn't even bother to answer. He's trying to get woke point from his shitty Resetera community by trying to call you out.

He's clearly in love, ask him a dick pic. He's probably drunk as fuck and will probably do it.

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

[Insert picture of B-Dubs saying "nigger" here]

Jesus Christ even Aspiestro is dunking on them how embarrassing

I dunno what's sketchier that it's supposedly a dude that has such a massive boner for Taylor Swift or the 15 thousand fucking posts in 2 years because he never leaves his house.

They hated Jesus because He told them the truth

Nice to see Hollywood cow Max ICan'tLandDis is back but I'm not sure why they're intentionally spelling his name wrong. Do they think he has an account and is going to namesearch himself on Era?

 

[InfamyBrah]

Don't speak bad about Taylor Swift man... I'm a fan.

Her acoustic game is legit. It's the female John Mayer, except she can write decent lyrics and catchy songs. She's a true artist and a legit babe I'd wife (if she ever reads that, I'm in).