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Jason is really upset.

Nothing says professionalism like an assmad "journalist" who has to act exceptional on a forum and get his band of autistic fangirls to praise him.

Slay Jason, yes King!
fan """girls"""

also as someone who didn't buy a PS4 this gen I actually want a PS5 for backwards compatibility, but only so I can play Nier Automata but not the janky PC port
 
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Maybe it's a rejected year old chan meme, uncovered by internet savvy children to own the libs ebin style on le reddit, like what happened with cope.
Pretty sure its an old Dirty South rap term. It's in a few songs, but the one I can think of offhand is Three6 Mafia "Sippin' on some Syrup"
For a trill, working the wheel, a pimp not a simp
Keep the dope fiends higher than the Goodyear Blimp
We eat so many shrimp, I got iodine poisoning
Punk niggas make me sick with all the pidgeoning and bargaining
You say that you a boss, I ain't believing that shit
You got a funny Geneva evil watch, with the Ferrari kit
Take that monkey shit off, you embarrassing us
I got the web from mezzazine, thick orange and yellow cuffs
Hyper called on, on the hands-free phone
The '84 roam, on them blades, 20-inch chrome
If you got 16, you can get a biz-erp
I'm choking on that doja sweet and sipping on that siz-erp
 
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"Simp" seems to have gained popularity out of nowhere for some reason. And apparently it's gendered? I thought it was just short for "simpleton." Is it some acronym or something? What am I missing?

AFAIK, it's an acronym for "Sucka Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". So I guess it's technically gendered. Though I suppose gay dudes do it to guys, and I'm pretty sure it's still called simping in that situation. Hypothetically, women can simp too, but I don't know that I've ever really seen it. I don't think the gender is as important as the idea of vainly trying to get the attention of someone not really worth the effort even if it actually worked.
 
AFAIK, it's an acronym for "Sucka Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". So I guess it's technically gendered. Though I suppose gay dudes do it to guys, and I'm pretty sure it's still called simping in that situation. Hypothetically, women can simp too, but I don't know that I've ever really seen it. I don't think the gender is as important as the idea of vainly trying to get the attention of someone not really worth the effort even if it actually worked.
I figured it was just something that rhymed with pimp that caught on back in the 90's because every Rap song had the word "pimp" in it a million times and eventually you run out of words that rhyme with "pimp".

I like your origin story better, I wonder if it is a retcon.
 
southern rappers loved to come up with idiotic backronyms, so it's at least plausible.
Touche, thats a good point. One of the rappers in that song has an idiotic acronym for a name U.G.K. [UGK is a duo apparently. It was Pimp-C and Bun-B. They wuz Kangz]
 
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jeez @CatParty calm down lol
 
Simp has been around for ages. Like it's a term that's over 40 years old.

The term "simping" may be recent because that's making it an action, like the act of simping which is something new.

At least since 1904.

From On the Road with a Circus by William Carter Thompson.

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So it probably originated as carny slang, although it could have multiple origins, merely being an abbreviation of "simpleton."
 
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A troon upset by... the most natural breast movement you'll ever see.

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Why go through all the effort to include something that would happen?

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Game devs should stop doing full body motion capture because the troons will get triggered.

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In other news, one of the biggest race baiters from NeoGAF, Labor, is back and in fine form.

The account originally didn't last long self-deleting in year 1. Seems if you put an unhinged admin like Nepenthe in charge, it attracts the non-Coli approved blacks.

I've long thought Labor could be Enzom part 2. Always asking posters to call him THE N WORD for validation.

Remember, vote for Biden or you are oppressing the low information blacks in the South who hate socialism and gays.


Yeah someone needs to tell @CatParty to chill.

Chill bro.

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These people...
A man winning a physical fight against a woman is an amazing historic victory and a great glass ceiling was smashed.


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Men are that amazing they can beat women at everything. Thank the trans lobby for the incoming 5-10 years we have in sports and competitions.

It's going to be good. Especially as the diagnosis for autism these days seems to be instantly get put on hormones and cut your dick off. Based science.
 
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A troon upset by... the most natural breast movement you'll ever see.

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Why go through all the effort to include something that would happen?

🤔

Game devs should stop doing full body motion capture because the troons will get triggered.

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In other news, one of the biggest race baiters from NeoGAF, Labor, is back and in fine form.

The account originally didn't last long self-deleting in year 1. Seems if you put an unhinged admin like Nepenthe in charge, it attracts the non-Coli approved blacks.

I've long thought Labor could be Enzom part 2. Always asking posters to call him THE N WORD for validation.

Remember, vote for Biden or you are oppressing the low information blacks in the South who hate socialism and gays.



Yeah someone needs to tell @CatParty to chill.

Chill bro.

:feels:
So can they finally admit that they're nothing but a bunch of incels already?
Men are that amazing they can beat women at everything. Thank the trans lobby for the incoming 5-10 years we have in sports and competitions.

It's going to be good. Especially as the diagnosis for autism these days seems to be instantly get put on hormones and cut your dick off. Based science.
Well at least they won't be able to contaminate the gene pool anymore. Natural selection wins again.
 
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lol just searching his username found some faggot daily kos posts that are definitely his: https://www.dailykos.com/blog/adam387
>born when his father was in his 60's
>twenty-something
>father was a life long democrat
Let's assume this guy is 25.
In 2008, he would've been 13, born in the 1990's.
If his dad was in his 60's, he was born in the 1930's.
That means his father, being a lifelong democrat, would've supported things like pro-segregation bills and the staunch opposition to the Civil Rights movement that the party based itself on in those days.
Jason Schreier is calling another poster on Resetera a bootlicker


The same Jason who was asking Tyler Malka for book shilling deals on NeoGAF.

Such a journalist of the people.
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Jason is really upset.

Nothing says professionalism like an assmad "journalist" who has to act exceptional on a forum and get his band of autistic fangirls to praise him.

Slay Jason, yes King!
Man, what a faggot.
Jason, you fucking moron, Crunch isn't unique to game development.
Your stupid ass runs a gaming "journalism" blog where you set personal deadlines and have little to no urgency to act. Your job is as easy as watching a video and then typing up an article that's little more than a simple transcription of it.
You aren't a journalist, nor are you deserving of the fragile ego you've built up by licking the feet of big name game devs by acting as little more than an advertising firm through your blog.
 
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