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Bernie's been raped by the DNC too many times at this point. Don't trigger him.
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Surfinn only trusts quality journalism from quality outlets.
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"I plugged my ears to every mention that Biden is a rapist until my preferred newspaper reported it. Oh, and the real problem here isn't that Biden literally raped someone; it's that newspapers with an agenda are reporting on it, and fuck that. I only read totally fair and unbiased sources like Vox. Oh and the accuser is an evil Russian bitch which doesn't change the story but I'm just putting that out there. Y'know. Believe all women but any woman who speaks up while having the wrong opinion needs to die."
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Believe all women, but don't lift a damn finger when they're raped, because that might rock the boat. All rapes are forgiven if they're committed in the name of defeating Trump, after all.
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Most importantly, believe all women, but don't
ever fucking change your vote because of them, traitor. Vote based on a candidate's support of established Democratic policies, not based on how many rapes the candidate has committed.
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Technically what he did wasn't considered rape back then, so Biden was really just being a silly old goof. Vote Biden.
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I remember when I had as much faith in the political system as blue_whale does. In my mind, politicians were handsome men in suits who kissed babies and stopped criminals and built schools and roads and cities and libraries. Then I turned five.
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As did Mekanos. This particular pokemon has grown weary of the fight against political corruption, and looks to other nations as exemplars of government that is truly of, by, and for the people. Perhaps he will find such a government some day. I wish him the best.
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CamberGreber, on the other hand, is blackpilled. He is an old, hardened man, and knows that desperate times call for desperate measures. He lives in the real world -- a grim, dark world devoid of heroes and morals. CamberGreber marches bravely to the polling station and examines his ballot, which lists two potential rulers: "Rapist" and "
Rapist." He casts his vote for the one not printed in boldface, and marches back home, proud to have done his political duty.