NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

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I thought Astro played Cyberpunk on his "friend's" account? You know, the friend with the non-binary wife? If so, why is Astro refunding the game on someone else's account and what does that have to do with him buying RDR2? Hmmmmm
 
He's not even wrong. CDPR doesn't give a shit, they ARE just ticking boxes by cynically throwing lgbt catnip.

Afraid I don't agree with you there.

It's competent world building. In a world where people modify their bodies as often as we buy a new suit, there are going to be a lot of transsexuals. Hell, given how easily they could reverse the process, some of them are just curious about what sex is like in the other halfs' body. Not having it would feel a bit odd.

IIRC, it was even in the original tabletop game.
 
What's been most fascinating to me about this is watching ResetERA posters get pushed to the breaking point, then say something mildly inflammatory in response. Then ResetERA shouts "Got 'em! They were a secret chud all along!" and slams the ban button.

Is that a word for that, where responding to abusive criticism just proves you're guilty of the thing their accusing you of? Like, in Latin or something?
 
Trust me, I have some sympathy for your view, I really want to see your point, I really do, but how comes you can't realise that the ones witchhunting are trannies and non-binary lunatics?
This isn't a case of "overinclusion", this isn't a case of "hyper-woke cis white people" cancelling "moderate & self-hating" trans folkx.
No, this is a case of trannies cannibalizing each other, destroying their social fabric similarly to how they destroy the fabric of their bodies.
(/tranny psychoanaliticals)
We're actually in agreement though. It is mostly the tranny and non-binary lunatics cannibalizing what they view as weaker targets.
 
What's been most fascinating to me about this is watching ResetERA posters get pushed to the breaking point, then say something mildly inflammatory in response. Then ResetERA shouts "Got 'em! They were a secret chud all along!" and slams the ban button.

Is that a word for that, where responding to abusive criticism just proves you're guilty of the thing their accusing you of? Like, in Latin or something?
If you're "cisgender" the only way of winning the tranny poweruser and tranny jannie game is by not playing
 
Resetera made it clear if you simply post on NeoGAF you're a Nazi, so, overnight Hobbes has turned into a Nazi.

Might be good if Hobbes had a moment of self-awareness in his life when he gets cast out of the cult of Resetera and branded a Nazi, but probably not. He'll just grovel and beg for his Resetera account back in the coming months.

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And back to your daily insanity. Remember, AJAB.

#AllJaniesAreBastards
Pretty sure in this mission V's specifically talking about a black detective who is investigating high-up corrupt government officials. I guess he's a race traitor coon.
 
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I thought Astro played Cyberpunk on his "friend's" account? You know, the friend with the non-binary wife? If so, why is Astro refunding the game on someone else's account and what does that have to do with him buying RDR2? Hmmmmm

Astro said the non-binary wife and her husband came and begged for Astro to give them impressions. So as far as I'm aware Astro has bought this on his account.

Not that makes any of this less sad. Resetera even tried to say they'd boycott RDR2 due to crunch, so this social justice ally has just bounced from one problematic game to another.
 
Backup arrives

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"CDPR should have told that uppity negro and creator of Cyberpunk, Mike Pondsmith, to know his place and let the whites in Poland dictate his own work to him"

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Shhh negro, narrative is set by white trannies.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME IS JUST WORSE AND WORSE

Especially the part where the girls with dicks are conventionally attractive goddess damned patriarchy and I'm still a lantern jawed micropeen having trans ace 'lesbian'
 
Astro said the non-binary wife and her husband came and begged for Astro to give them impressions. So as far as I'm aware Astro has bought this on his account.

Not that makes any of this less sad. Resetera even tried to say they'd boycott RDR2 due to crunch, so this social justice ally has just bounced from one problematic game to another.
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Astro says here that his friend bought the game and that he gave Astro access to his account so he could play and give impressions. Of course, I'm sure this is bullshit and Astro did just buy the game on his own account.
 
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Astro says here that his friend bought the game and that he gave Astro access to his account so he could play and give impressions. Of course, I'm sure this is bullshit and Astro did just buy the game on his own account.

Thanks for reminding me, soo much lunacy coming out of this forum on a daily basis I forget some details correctly.

Imagine my shock astro is a lying piece of shit

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"CDPR should have told that uppity negro and creator of Cyberpunk, Mike Pondsmith, to know his place and let the whites in Poland dictate his own work to him"

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Shhh negro, narrative is set by white trannies.
>You need to ban all the jannies and most of the users because they aren't being accepting enough and are using harmful generalizations devoid of nuance.
*Sees a nuanced take in a vidya telling people to not generalize about a hated group*
>Reeeee fuck the entire planet and burn them at the stake!
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These 'people' are wonderful.
 
Goddamn looking at posts in Neogaff now really cheers me up, everyone is calm respectful and contributes their perspective, their's even left winger, and minorities in threads having intelligent discussions and more importantly not chimping out. It's like seeing a junkie whose got clean and is getting his shit together or someone whose been going through a bad spell finally snap out of it. compared to posts earlier in our thread you're just seeing the vile shit slough of and the guy underneath emerging.

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You have to wonder what would have happened if Lowtax hadnt left something awful
NeoGAF allows shitposting and trolling now. You can even say tranny/troon. Unthinkable on old GAF. Even console wars are tolerated. It's much more sincere than the constant shilling/concern trolling that people are doing on Era to not get banned. Obvious shills are just laughed at and ignored. Who would have thought that relaxed jannies bring better discussions and a more positive atmosphere.
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I thought Astro played Cyberpunk on his "friend's" account? You know, the friend with the non-binary wife? If so, why is Astro refunding the game on someone else's account and what does that have to do with him buying RDR2? Hmmmmm
We all knew the non-binary wife story was a blatant lie but it's good to see it confirmed, nice catch! Imagine coming up with a laughable story to do problematic CONSOOMING only to contradict yourself a few days later because you only have 2 brain cells.
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Leaked pic of the non-binary wife:
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I can't believe there's so many trans people. I'm in my late 20s and have been to both an Arts School and a Law and Business University and have never once met or come across a transgendered person. Yet I come online and they're fucking everywhere? Do they just not have jobs or school to deal with? Maybe I don't pay enough attention to the people around me but the way they act online makes it hard to believe I wouldn't immediately notice them in real life.
The vast majority are complete fakes like Lamptramp, just doing it online for attention, and are fat dudes with beards in reality.
 
After reading through the last 50 or so pages, all I can say is "Goddamn this has been one hell of a ride." It's not every day you can see a forum burn itself to the ground in real time. The troonera trannies make Something Awful troons seem tame in comparison.

Seeing Black Chamber and Vestan getting their black asses digitally lynched by a pack of retarded white male neckbeards in dresses was a sight to behold. So was seeing those same trannies turn on the staff that tried oh-so-hard to placate and coddle them at every turn instead of bitch-slapping them back into silence. And so was seeing an honest-to-goodness trans admin get bounced out of a job by a straight white cis-male with zero pushback from the rest of troonera. All this because CDPR, Mike Pondsmith and gamers everywhere quietly reminded these narcissistic fuckers that the world neither revolves around nor stops for them.

Isamu Fukui is the man Richard Kyanka wishes he could be if Rich wasn't the self-destructive sort of lolcow. Gotta hand it to the chink for getting his shekels without getting shit all over himself. But I don't see any of this ending without the troonera lynch mob coming for Fukui and his right-hand man B-Dubs. It would be in their best interest to drop the hammer on Kyujii and the other toxic trannies before they attempt a forums coup a la SA.

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS GAME IS JUST WORSE AND WORSE

Especially the part where the girls with dicks are conventionally attractive goddess damned patriarchy and I'm still a lantern jawed micropeen having trans ace 'lesbian'
In the beginning I thought this was the problem troonera was having. Turns out the real issue was finally getting cold-shouldered and ghosted after having everything handed to you on a silver platter by people too scared to say "fuck off" or too eager to make a quick buck off you.

I had a woman over for Thanksgiving dinner in 2019 who was very excited for it to come out in a few months because she loves cyberpunk.
She doesn't know what Neuromancer is.

She loves anime and thinks the good anime all comes from Studio Ghibli.
She doesn't know that in Japan most anime runs as infomercial paid advertisement for manga.

She loves that one kind of punk that isn't steampunk but kinda looks like the '50's.
That's how she describes dieselpunk.

She preordered 2077 and at her husbands insistence they also own baby yoda merch.

These people exist in their millions to buy crap, and after they buy it they can't admit to themselves it's crap because that would make them retarded in their minds and they are perfectly correct.

TL:biggrin:R Retards are everywhere.
Not retards -- just boring-ass normies with a surface-level appreciation for things. They're always ripe for corporate exploitation.
 
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I've been thinking about how it all works:
The worst people leave Neogaf to form Resetera. NeoGAF becomes a reasonable place and Resetera is a hell hole.
If the troons and their closest allies left Resetera to found a new forum, would it happen again? My thoughts are that it wouldn't, because the most reasonable people are still back at NeoGAF, and few of them stuck around in Resetera. It might have worked that way near Resetera's beginning, but over the last few years they've distilled the place down to just the crazies. I think that if the troon squad left, Resetera would collapse soon after.
 
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