NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[Judge Dredd]

I like how every time a new game is announced they act shocked that Japan (or in this case Korea which is essentially the same culturally) like attractive women.

Are their memory spans literally 10 minutes short?

It's amazing. They do it with mass shooting, sexual assault allegations, cancelling or just about anything.

1. Jump to conclusions
2. Two minutes of hate
3. Ban people who say to wait for the facts
4. Facts reveal the opposite of what they were screaming about
5. Silently drop the thread, and claim they'll do better next time.

Now, a little bit of wisdom and coherent ramblings for your enlightenment.

Since no one else has said it, these arguments are not just insane, but don't even make sense.

A fictional character can't consent to wearing sexy clothes, that's forced on them by designers against the characters will. That implies they all consent to being covered up. How do they know? If the writer and designer can't say what the character would want, how do random ResetEra members know better?

Where is line of reasoning when She-Ra has to kiss a cat girl, or Abby has to fuck a dude? Is that rape because the writers are forcing character to do sexual things when "she has no choice"? Suddenly that line of logic insanity is conveniently abandoned.

 

[Lain of the Wired]

It's amazing. They do it with mass shooting, sexual assault allegations, cancelling or just about anything.

1. Jump to conclusions
2. Two minutes of hate
3. Ban people who say to wait for the facts
4. Facts reveal the opposite of what they were screaming about
5. Silently drop the thread, and claim they'll do better next time.

Since no one else has said it, these arguments are not just insane, but don't even make sense.

A fictional character can't consent to wearing sexy clothes, that's forced on them by designers against the characters will. That implies they all consent to being covered up. How do they know? If the writer and designer can't say what the character would want, how do random ResetEra members know better?

Where is line of reasoning when She-Ra has to kiss a cat girl, or Abby has to fuck a dude? Is that rape because the writers are forcing character to do sexual things when "she has no choice"? Suddenly that line of logic insanity is conveniently abandoned.

Imagine a world where writers didn't "force" there fictional characters to do things and instead they just sit in front of a blank piece of paper and wait for there fictional characters to do something. Resetera users truly live in a gay as fuck world.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Imagine a world where writers didn't "force" there fictional characters to do things and instead they just sit in front of a blank piece of paper and wait for there fictional characters to do something. Resetera users truly live in a gay as fuck world.

A drawn character coming to life might make sense to the fucked in the head 2D waifu people or Roger Rabbit truthers.

 

[SpaceCow]

Transparently this. 'Oh, I've consulted on so many games but chose to not be listed in the credits, but this one I'll reluctantly accept and then publicise!' Bullshit. Implying that she's turned down credits to suggest that she still has a viable protection racket going, when there's no chance in hell she'd turn down credit.

She's just trying to make herself seem relevant and discreet, two things she isn't. And you don't pay protection money and then not tell the people involved that you've done it - defeats the purpose.

The only other explanation would be that Anita wants her name out of the credits for fear that it might harm the game's reputation in the eyes of the "unenlightened". And I don't believe that's the case AT ALL. She's not that kind of altruistic and she's proved over and over again that she'd happily watch the gaming industry burn if it wasn't going to serve her purposes.

 

[semiurgent]

Twin oppression is not one I would have placed on my bingo card but I love it. I'm still waiting for the "oppression based on zodiac sign" dialogue, I think we're overdue on that front.

Unrelated to Resetera, videogames are fun. When I see big boob I think to myself "haha yes." When I die to difficult boss, I think to myself "no."

Then I go do my other hobbies, talk to my friends, lift at the gym and work my 9-to-5. Life is good.

A life that no Resetera poster will ever know.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Steam has a right-wing extremism/racism problem on their discussion forums that needs to be addressed.

Specifically under the DEATHLOOP discussion threads I'm seeing tons of hate against people of color. People boycotting the game because it is "WOKE" and has a black protagonist. I...cannot believe that nobody at valve has tried to combat against this...

www.resetera.com

Resetera attempting to police other forums. Don't worry it gets better

EVIL GAYMERS AND GAYMURGATE



Speaking of Larry

Life is Strange True Colors is capped at 30FPS on consoles due to "higher cinematic fidelity"

Translation: “we stopped optimizing because we can just cap it at 30 and you peasants will still buy it.”

www.resetera.com

Don't you dare point out technically illiterate devs have shat out a poorly optimised game that looks like something from last gen but can't run above 30FPS on consoles.

Why not? It's an LGBTBBQ developer and any criticism = tranny hate.

If only the Reetards knew of The Coli

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/res...o-cyberpunk-2077-thread.805843/#post-39142162

Finally got banned from ResetEra

Alec Holowka (Night in the Woods, TowerFall) accused of sexual assault [Update: Alec Holowka has reportedly passed away] [See staff posts/threadmarks]...

www.thecoli.com

I’ve just been banned from Resetera

I don’t even know why I keep going back :francis: The worst thing about this forum is that you never know what you’re gonna say that’ll get you...

www.thecoli.com

@Fatboi called it, ResetEra fakkits wanting DMC 5 to remove MJ reference

Should DMC5 remove its perceived tribute to Michael Jackson? :laff::laff::laff::laff::laff::laff: This dude Sinder mad as hell Sinder said: Go ahead...

www.thecoli.com

Where free range black men exist, no Carlton Banks furry nigga Nepenthe to ban yo ass for mild wrong-think. But to point to these examples would be racism because only evil white gaymers on the Steam forums are Larry's version of gaymurgate.

I say equality for all, if black men want to be part of the tranny genocide and join the ranks of gaymurgate 3D, let them in!

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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Life is Strange True Colors is capped at 30FPS on consoles due to "higher cinematic fidelity"

Translation: “we stopped optimizing because we can just cap it at 30 and you peasants will still buy it.”

www.resetera.com

thanks for the post lmao

 

[Herbert West Reanimator]

How sad of a human being do you have to be to hold Life Is Strange as your all-time favorite franchise? It's bad enough that there's an entire generation that was introduced to gaming via Fortnite. Excel Spreadsheet is presumably an adult who's at least heard of other games. Does nothing from the last several decades, including countless classics, engage him the way a piss-poor VN wannabe that aspires to be the next David Cage storybook simulator does? How is he such an irretrievable dumpster fire of an individual that this is what he holds as the pinnacle of the artform?

I say this in complete sincerity:

Get the fuck out of my hobby.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

B-Dubs no longer wishes to see calls for things to be banned in response to criminal allegations:

Nor does he wish to see other members being shamed for enjoying their sexist violence filled hobby:

 

[DriveByTrolling]

B-Dubs no longer wishes to see calls for things to be banned in response to criminal allegations:
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Nor does he wish to see other members being shamed for enjoying their sexist violence filled hobby:
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So basically the cheat code is put Female on your Resetera profile and you can enjoy whatever games you want?

Thanks B-Dubs, this is a true nigga moment.

 

[Trout P]

So basically the cheat code is put Female on your Resetera profile and you can enjoy whatever games you want?

Imagine a black and female character and what you can get away with. Just look at Nepenthe.

Nobody on that site asks for receipts if you're female or black.

 

[DriveByTrolling]

Imagine a black and female character and what you can get away with. Just look at Nepenthe.

Nobody on that site asks for receipts if you're female or black.

Black men eventually get the bullet on Resetera if they step out of line, they're the house pets of the white tranny jannies and even Nepenthe. Show any mild wrong-think whilst you are a black man and it is game over. State you like Cyberpunk and are a black man and you get ventilated. Free range black men are not allowed on Resetera, head to The Coli for that sort of thing.

So yes, on the Resetera character select screen pick female whether white or black.

 

[Dreamland]

Nor does he wish to see other members being shamed for enjoying their sexist violence filled hobby:

Wait, people get disappeared by the bushel for saying they'll still give CP2077 a try (including the guy who started the corresponding megathread). And now he's making a 180 on this?

 

[Marissa Moira]

So basically the cheat code is put Female on your Resetera profile and you can enjoy whatever games you want?

Thanks B-Dubs, this is a true nigga moment.

Finally a solid reason to play as a girl.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Black men eventually get the bullet on Resetera if they step out of line, they're the house pets of the white tranny jannies and even Nepenthe. Show any mild wrong-think whilst you are a black man and it is game over. State you like Cyberpunk and are a black man and you get ventilated. Free range black men are not allowed on Resetera, head to The Coli for that sort of thing.

So yes, on the Resetera character select screen pick female whether white or black.

I'm not sure even a black woman could get away with wrongthink on ERA. Maybe a black tranny, but even then who knows honestly.

 

[Next Task]

I'm not sure even a black woman could get away with wrongthink on ERA. Maybe a black tranny, but even then who knows honestly.

All the troons played Cyberpunk 2077, and that was fine. Anyone else couldn't play it or talk about it, they could only say that it was transphobic and evil or they copped a ban. Troons and black people struggle for being the most oppressed on ResetEra. Troons usually win, but the blacks, usually led by Nepenthe's faux-weary schtick, have pulled out a couple of wins here and there. But it would take very little digging to find wild hypocrisy of what is and isn't permitted for various groups depending on the mod, the complaint, and the poster. Still, they should realise that the most power would be in being a mixed-race (got to get some indigenous or Jewishness in there!) darker-skinned troon; numerous of our sock accounts are of that demographic after all.

Of course secretly the real power is with the money, but ResetEra is home to many people who are used to being the squeakiest wheel so it's no wonder they come into conflict. It's probably the most pathetic thing about the entire forum - they think they matter.

Finally a solid reason to play as a girl.

To be able to post on ResetEra? Fuck no.

 

[Motataio]

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I'm reserving judgment on Deathloop until I have actually played it, but it saddens me to see an Arkane game caught up in this stupid woke/gamergay discourse. They are now a shadow of their former selves (I don't expect them to give us another Arx Fatalis or Dark Messiah any time soon), but they're still one of the few interesting AAA studios out there (definitely one of the few that even THINK about making immersive sims). And yet, the gaming industry has gotten so retarded that one side only cares about screaming MUH RACISM and YASSSS KWEEEEEN, while the other one is screeching because black people are smelly and automatically make a game "woke".

Hell, people are rooting for the game's success or failure because of their views on the title's "blackness", not because of its actual quality. Depressing.

 

[Oats12345]

It's amazing. They do it with mass shooting, sexual assault allegations, cancelling or just about anything.

1. Jump to conclusions
2. Two minutes of hate
3. Ban people who say to wait for the facts
4. Facts reveal the opposite of what they were screaming about
5. Silently drop the thread, and claim they'll do better next time.

Since no one else has said it, these arguments are not just insane, but don't even make sense.

A fictional character can't consent to wearing sexy clothes, that's forced on them by designers against the characters will. That implies they all consent to being covered up. How do they know? If the writer and designer can't say what the character would want, how do random ResetEra members know better?

Where is line of reasoning when She-Ra has to kiss a cat girl, or Abby has to fuck a dude? Is that rape because the writers are forcing character to do sexual things when "she has no choice"? Suddenly that line of logic insanity is conveniently abandoned.

Yeah this logic only makes since if your someone who needs mentally help

 

[Wooz]

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We all knew that Tim Schafer's the exact kind of person to simp to feminist overlords, but it still disappoints me to hear that they payed actual money to Anita for their game to get the Feminist Stamp of Approval. Imagine taking money from a game that was essentially crowdfunded and wasting it like that. And now I'm wondering how many other games she's messed with but we didn't know.

Well fuck me sideways. The first Psychonauts was my fuckin childhood and I was lookin for an opportunity to cop the sequel sometime later down the road. This has got to be a fucking joke.

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This makes me want to get hyped for Project EVE even more.

Even by these troglodyte's standards of what is "oversexualized", the Project EVE's MC is SERIOUSLY tame as fuck. Reminds me of when these people got so asshurt over Pyra and Mythra's designs from Xenoblade 2, who were both also tame as fuck in the lewd department.

 

[ZACKIE]

A leftist saying this unironically...
It's amazing how little self awareness these faggots have, incredible