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polonium said:
"Jinkies, the gross blob haunting the amusement park was just a fat autistic tranny all along!"
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"And I would a gotta away with it too. If it wasn't for those dang dirty trolls!"

The outfit and hair might have changed. But its still the old Chris in there.
 
Sperglord Dante said:
Q: Does your in-built vagina repulsor affect other males in its vicinity, or does it only work for you?
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Vaginas seal shut upon sight of Chris, so it affects other men too. He horrifies men to the point that only fleeing from the emotionless autistic murder machine is on their minds though, so the Chris Effect is rarely noticed.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
Chris doesn't want to bang the one girl on the Big Bang Theory who actually is a nerd. The actress who plays Amy has a Ph. D in neuroscience.
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Golly said:
I love hearing him be so catty about his "fellow nerd girls". His nerd girl short list is great. "I'm sorry, Amy, it's not the face, it's the - no I'm sorry, it's the face." As for Megan Fox being a nerd girl, yeah, OK Chris. :roll:
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Fuck you, Chris, Amy is best girl. As others have said, it's ironic that the man with prosopagnosia so severe that he can't remember what his own face looks like complains about the face of a rather attractive woman. Re: Megan Fox, I guess Chris assumes she's a "nerd girl" because she was in the Transformers movies?

I love how Chris still views himself as the pinnacle of intelligence, even though in every phone conversation he's ever had, he's constantly had to ask people to repeat very simple questions multiple times. Also, honor roll my ass.
 
Batman VS Tony Danza said:
Chris doesn't want to bang the one girl on the Big Bang Theory who actually is a nerd. The actress who plays Amy has a Ph. D in neuroscience.
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I think Chris wants one of those modern "nerd girls" who are hot, wear thick black glasses and superhero shirts, and talks about how much they love Minecraft and Dr. Who, not a real nerd girl who's pimply, overweight, and has bad social skills.
 
Manly-Chicken said:
I think Chris wants one of those modern "nerd girls" who are hot, wear thick black glasses and superhero shirts, and talks about how much they love Minecraft and Dr. Who, not a real nerd girl who's pimply, overweight, and has bad social skills.
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To be fair, when damn near anyone says they want a nerd girl or guy this is the case. People like things like intelligence, having unabashed fun, and being able to have long conversations about rather nice topics that comes along with some nerds but no one actually wants to deal with the pimply mumbling autist who can barely function that is often a lot closer to reality.
 
I wonder why he picked Kari "Bryan"
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Why are you people so mean?
Can't you see how clearly great Chris is? Look how much he has to offer.
Women would be throwing themselves at his feet were it not for all you trolls.

Heck, if it were not for the trolls, Sonichu would be a movie franchise, Crystal would be born, Chris would have at least 3 beautiful supermodel wives, and his hormone treatment would make him look like Madonna.
 
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The Lizard Queen said:
Why are you people so mean?
Can't you see how clearly great Chris is? Look how much he has to offer.
Women would be throwing themselves at his feet were it not for all you trolls.

Heck, if it were not for the trolls, Sonichu would be a movie franchise, Crystal would be born, Chris would have at least 3 beautiful supermodel wives, and his hormone treatment would make him look like Madonna.
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yeah man let's do something nice for once and give him a makeover
 
So basically what he wants in a nerdy woman (slim body, pretty face, nice hair, hardworking, honest) is the complete opposite of his own reality as a "nerdy woman." *sigh*

Well except for his swinging d-cup breasts of course. :tomgirl:
 
We should take up a collection and have Chris sent to a proper stylist to do something with that mess of hair. It made my stomach churn whenever he'd play with it.
 
Chris is "well-read". I mean, he remembers key plot points of To Kill a Mockingbird even though he's really remembering Of Mice and Men. Or was it the other way around? Whatever, that's TWO books! Two books without pictures, I might add.

I suspect Chris really just watched movie versions of them but I can't prove that.
 
sasazuka said:
Chris is "well-read". I mean, he remembers key plot points of To Kill a Mockingbird even though he's really remembering Of Mice and Men. Or was it the other way around? Whatever, that's TWO books! Two books without pictures, I might add.

I suspect Chris really just watched movie versions of them but I can't prove that.
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I thought it was telling that those are both books that are commonly assigned in high school English classes in the USA. I sincerely doubt he sought either one out on his own.

(And that's if he read them at all, I think you could be right that he's only seen the movies. Probably also just as part of a high school lit class.)
 
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