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A fun tidbit. I would like to say that this comes as some kind of surprise to me, but it doesn't. This was the logical progression (or regression) of Chris. He was, is, and shall always be a fucking moron. The only question to me is whether he will ever get frustrated and desperate enough to get charged with assault or battery. If he does, that's the end of everything. Sure, Chris, those magic beans didn't work, but these will. And if these magic beans don't work, the next ones will.
 
Oh man, torturing God via voodoo... brilliant XD Forget all that atheism talk, Chris is becoming an anti-theist.
Personally I hope that the "fallen angel" figure we saw isn't the God figure, and that there's some sort of "Heavenly Throne and/or Troll HQ" diorama he's set up elsewhere XD

CWC said:
the best way to live is as one does without much regret or with moderate acceptance and happiness.
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This is also classic Chris. Notice that his "best way to live" involves no reference to morality or duty. Just people letting him do whatever he wants.
 
He wants to torture God because apparently it's God's fault that Chris is miserable?
Oh Chrissy, you never change.
A lego version of God is kinda creepy...
 
So is he going to torture the god of the old testament or the new? Because if its the old testament god then we need to put Chris on a boat and send him to Greenland.
 
Since Chris is most likely going to convert to Wicca, do you think he'll be more open about his homosexuality?
 
You know if Chris really did become Pagan he would give it up quick after he finds out magick isn't a instant wish grant genie.

He then make a lego Goddess to toture with his lego God
 
Tomboy said:
He wants to torture God because apparently it's God's fault that Chris is miserable?
Oh Chrissy, you never change.
A lego version of God is kinda creepy...
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I guess he thinks that destroying a lego minifigure of something/someone will actually hurt them, if not physically, then definitely emotionally?

Like, he's thinking in his head "THAT will show them!!!" the whole time
 
I like how he freely admits that he learned about Christianity from watching TV. And by "watching TV" he naturally means "Family Guy episodes about religion".
 
Kosher Dill said:
Oh man, torturing God via voodoo... brilliant XD Forget all that atheism talk, Chris is becoming an anti-theist.
Personally I hope that the "fallen angel" figure we saw isn't the God figure, and that there's some sort of "Heavenly Throne and/or Troll HQ" diorama he's set up elsewhere XD
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I think the fallen angel lego person is Chris himself.
xlk said:
Since Chris is most likely going to convert to Wicca, do you think he'll be more open about his homosexuality?
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:roll:
 
Kosher Dill said:
Forget all that atheism talk, Chris is becoming an anti-theist.
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Nah, it's dystheism or misotheism, not antitheism. Antitheist is someone who actively opposes theism. Misotheist hates god/gods as real entities; he believes in them and is therefore a theist.
 
Henry Bemis said:
Also, Chris trying to be PC via "magick" is funny for some reason.
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Nah. Spelling it that way is how Crowley fans spell it; and Crowley was never PC.

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I often feel temptation towards destroying the Lego Minifigure I have made in an image of God, or otherwise just torturing it.
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There is no bottom to the levels of hilarity embodied by this statement.
1) Its almost like he thinks he can instantiate an act of Sympathetic Magic against a deity....merely by doing something naughty to a piece of plastic. Sticking pins into a effigy of Yahweh won't work. Maybe he never got the memo that the deity in question allegedly incarnated himself and had nails hammered into him, and it didn't finish him off.
2) If he has the urge, he should go for it. Destroying or desecrating your previous belief system (even if done only in your own mind) is a good first step toward Initiation.
3) Granted, Initiation requires change; and Change is something his autist brain can't tolerate.


Hypothesis: I suspect he thinks all wiccans practice "skyclad" and use a naked woman as an altar; and he thinks this will be his chance to "wield" his bent "wand" in some sex magick.
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Nah, I don't think he's thinking sex magick here. Just latching onto Oprah's Book Club spirituality because he's feeling let down and trolled by GodJesus. With a healthy dose of autism mixed in, naturally.
 
It's all begining to make sense:
That video where Chris was speaking the devil's tounge...
The fallen angel lego pics....
Now he talks about his desire to torture god.
And when I rearrange Christian Westeon Chandler it spells...
Gasp!

"LUCIFER"
 
Corpus...

Edimus...

Sanguis...

Bibimus...

AVE SATANI
 
I'm amazed that he's coming back to his church at UVA. I guess Christianity can't guard against his magick powers.
 
introman said:
I'm amazed that he's coming back to his church at UVA. I guess Christianity can't guard against his magick powers.
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Please, oh please, he's not gonna drop a newfound pagan spell on the congregation that spurned him.
 
Since he is beginning to run out of people to blame, does anyone else think he will end up becoming one of those loveshys that blame women as the cause for all of his misfortune?
 
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