NEW GAME ANNOUNCED BY VALVE - YES.

[LegoTugboat]

As announce during some faggy Dota2 thing, Valve is working on a new game, for release in 2018.

It is called Artifact, and is a Dota 2 themed card game, much like everything else that has a card game nowdays.

https://twitter.com/nickisnixed/status/895091539025698816/video/1

As you can see from the video in the tweet, the audience loses their fucking minds with hype.

 

[millais]

very innovative

 

[AnOminous]

Where's the HL3, Valve?

 

[Quijibo69]

Who cares about Dota 2? I don't even know what the hell it is.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

Who cares about Dota 2? I don't even know what the hell it is.

It's a computer program that distracts Russians so people from other countries can play games without finding a hacker every other game.

 

[ZehnBoat]

hi this is gabe newell, welcome to defense of the half dead portal fortress 2 episode 3: blue opposing strike coast: source: deathmatch: crossing stars of prospero after 1e+64 years in development, hopefully it was worth the weight

 

[Caddchef]

Wow, they shouldn't have!

... really.

 

[vertexwindi]

valve really just needs to admit they don't want to make games any more, because it's obvious they'd rather dick around with shit like steam machines and the vive

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

wow it's fucking nothing

 

[Johnny Bravo]

If Valve wants to suckle the teet of those sweet micro-transactions they should just make Team Fortress 3.

 

[Quijibo69]

If Valve wants to suckle the teet of those sweet micro-transactions they should just make Team Fortress 3.

They don't know what 3 is, also they want to make the least effort made for some sweet sweet dough.

 

[Doc Cassidy]

Collectable card games are already really lame, collectable card video games that don't even use real cards are quite possibly the stupidest thing ever.

 

[___-]

Just bite the fucking bullet and make the shitty most half assed Half Life 3 possible so you can move on as a fucking company.

 

[P.A]

Valve makes a digital collectible card game.

Does ANYONE trust them to not fuck up the booster packs?

 

[LazloChalos]

I'm making that collective groan of disappointment my new ringtone.

 

[AnOminous]

Valve makes a digital collectible card game.

Does ANYONE trust them to not fuck up the booster packs?

Card games are for completely, utterly gay people. And not even in the good sense of good people who just happen to have sex with people of the same sex kind of gay people.

Just terrible, bad, utterly gay people.

 

[JTRH-NBR]

Is there seriously a market for this shit?

 

[Watcher]

Is there seriously a market for this shit?

Hearthstone is pretty popular.

Unfortunately Valve is a little slow to the draw with this sort of thing. Online card games were all the rage a few years ago. (Even Notch made one called Scrolls) but now the fanbases for these games have mostly consolidated to Hearthstone.

 

[P.A]

Hearthstone is pretty popular.

Unfortunately Valve is a little slow to the draw with this sort of thing. Online card games were all the rage a few years ago. (Even Notch made one called Scrolls) but now the fanbases for these games have mostly consolidated to Hearthstone.

Yeah, this'll be the biggest hurdle this game has to face, and it's likely it'll end up like Heroes of the Storm did in comparison to LoL and DotA.

The people who already play Hearthstone won't jump ship because staying competitive is expensive as fuck, and because it's as expensive as it is, new people are unlikely to give it enough of a try to be profitable in Valve's eyes.

 

[Coster]

Fuck you for the title OP, I thought this was going to be something of actual substantive value, not a shitty pay-to-win digital card game. I have been rused.