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CatParty said:
^^^ssssshhhhh Our Pet Lolcow can't know of the JEW/Mormon conspiracy
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You mean Project Jormon? Oops...I may have said to much.
 
I can't believe Chris still hasn't figured out Anna's a troll even after she attempted to stop him finding a new sweetheart who isn't one of our trolls.
 
For the love of god guys, if screencaps are taken of some of this shit then it can be used as evidence and you'll go to jail.

Don't say I didn't warn you......
 
Aha, so that's who did it, I was wondering who could have been responsible for such an awesome leak. Who knows, she might even be in cahoots with Megan, the Troll Queen.
 
I'm assuming after the shitstorm, mods have locked the thread, so i'll post this.

As soon as Anna's weekly leak, I have a plan involving that unsecured webcam site. Ever since a map of online webcams came up, it's been a godsend.
Too bad we now have confirmed that Chris has figured out Megan.
 
Anchuent Christory said:
For the love of god guys, if screencaps are taken of some of this shit then it can be used as evidence and you'll go to jail.

Don't say I didn't warn you......
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Nah we got Snyder's "connections". Any and all legal issues will only hurt Chris chan.
 
CatParty said:
Anchuent Christory said:
For the love of god guys, if screencaps are taken of some of this shit then it can be used as evidence and you'll go to jail.

Don't say I didn't warn you......
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Nah we got Snyder's "connections". Any and all legal issues will only hurt Our Pet Lolcow.
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It's your funeral man... Honestly, I'm glad I'm in a different country. After reading how homicidal he's getting I'll be steering well clear of any involvement, he's actually got me running scared.
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, DUMBASS?¿? THIS THREAD IS PUBLIC?

SOMEBODY TAKE IT DOWN

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!

We cant allow Chris seeing this, WE CANT, he could use it AGAINST US, IM SCARED, I DONT WANT TO GO TO JAIL BECAUSE OF YOU
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Forget it, by now I'm sure that Chris has realized our nefarious plans and is going to take action accordingly. I might as well out myself already and admit the fact that I AM Anna. That's why my post count is kinda of low, it's not easy making sure that our manchild will never find a sweetheart and posting regularly here at the same time. Seeing that Chris will soon unfriend me on Facebook and severe all contact with me, I might as well open a Q&A session so we can all chat about how I trolled him for more than eight years.

-Yours, Anna McLerran
 
Guys, the jerkops found out about my posts on the hidden Trolling Plans forum and I'm spending the night at the station.

No word on what charges will be pressed but probably 'slander', 'libel', 'harassment', and 'conspiracy to commit bullying', which each carry a penalty of a 500 dollar fine and 8 months in prison.

I've got :briefs:, fellas, and I'm actually scared. I think we should close down the forums and the cwcki before anyone else joins me.
 
Where you at? If it's somehwere with a large Mormon population then maybe I can pull some strings with the local politicos to get you out.

EDIT: Send your personal details to me in private message so I can tell my relatives whom they should help.
 
I cant get caught for the Great Crime of Trolling, I CANT get caught....I've done things, man...I've done things...

NegaCWC said:
Forget it, by now I'm sure that Chris has realized our nefarious plans and is going to take action accordingly.
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We can only pray that day never comes, sugar-tits...I enjoy laughing during his weaker moments, yet I still am concerned in what intelligence and fury lie within him waiting to strike...I enjoy laughing during his weaker moments, but It is people like him that tend to explode in a hidden-potential fury that could be very dangerous, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages.

I must admit, Im fucking scared, guys
 
Chrus Chundlur said:
We can only pray that day never comes, sugar-tits...I enjoy laughing during his weaker moments, yet I still am concerned in what intelligence and fury lie within him waiting to strike...I enjoy laughing during his weaker moments, but It is people like him that tend to explode in a hidden-potential fury that could be very dangerous, I would not want to fall victim of one of his impulsive manchild rampages.
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If the fucker ever takes things to this level I'm a sending my girlfriend to take him out.
 
You can drop the clever ruse, guys. The forum can't be viewed without an account now, Chris wouldn't dare try to create one on this dirty troll site. The truth is, every single one of Chris's facebook friends is an agent. About time they sent in their reports. But who is this... "sweetheart"?
 
Descent said:
CatParty said:
^^^ssssshhhhh Our Pet Lolcow can't know of the JEW/Mormon conspiracy
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You mean Project Jormon? Oops...I may have said to much.
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Goddamnit! Why don't people tell me when they change the codenames of ops! Jormon? Here I was running Project Mew instead, and all my friends wondered why I swapped out my pickle suit to dress like a sort of purple cat thing....
 
NobleGreyHorse said:
Descent said:
CatParty said:
^^^ssssshhhhh Our Pet Lolcow can't know of the JEW/Mormon conspiracy
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You mean Project Jormon? Oops...I may have said to much.
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Goddamnit! Why don't people tell me when they change the codenames of ops! Jormon? Here I was running Project Mew instead, and all my friends wondered why I swapped out my pickle suit to dress like a sort of purple cat thing....
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Oh yeah, we're already onto Project Mewtwo
 
QueenMegan said:
You can drop the clever ruse, guys. The forum can't be viewed without an account now, Chris wouldn't dare try to create one on this dirty troll site. The truth is, every single one of Chris's facebook friends is an agent. About time they sent in their reports. But who is this... "sweetheart"?
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I thought that would be pretty obvious honestly!

In all fairness how are our true and honest agents doing in the event that Chris sees any of the posts on the forums?
 
Brother, Chris is far too lazy and slow in da mind to notice this thread and realize Anna is a troll. We have nothing to fear, man, just as the Hulkster had nothing to fear when he wrestled Dino Bravo.
 
Guys, I had an email from the FBI. They warned me that if I didn't tell them who leaked the info on Chris that I'd be considered a terrorist and be detained in Guantanamo Bay.

I told them everything, I'm sorry Megan my Empress I hath failed thee. I hope nobody ends up on the electric chair for this.
 
GGGBYBYBY said:
Guys, I had an email from the FBI. They warned me that if I didn't tell them who leaked the info on Chris that I'd be considered a terrorist and be detained in Guantanamo Bay.

I told them everything, I'm sorry Megan my Empress I hath failed thee. I hope nobody ends up on the electric chair for this.
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No! You fool! Anna is outed, we are ruined! Our troll plans have failed!
 
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