New sweetheart?

[Male]

It sounds like Chris has a lego girlfriend. Not bad for a 31 year old.

Finally, a china that's small enough to be satisfied by chris's duck.

 

[CatParty]

It sounds like Chris has a lego girlfriend. Not bad for a 31 year old.

Finally, a china that's small enough to be satisfied by chris's duck.

Only if he has sex with her around a corner.

 

[cubesandcubes]

It sounds like Chris has a lego girlfriend. Not bad for a 31 year old.

Looks like eliminated her previous boyfriend...

I'm writing from a disused hanger out in the country. Going to stay here until things die down. The skywriter says hi.

I think he might know who you are/what you do. It looks like Chris has moved from fantasizing about knife-eviscerations to full-bown decapitations.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Could "Olivia" be this new girl that Kim introduced him to?

This is just a wild guess, but as I was reading I thought Olivia was the girl he found on that dating site. He uploaded a lot of pictures of her profile and her picture kinda looks like the Lego effigy he's making mind-love to. I could be dead wrong though.

EDIT: Also, the new sweetheart is Anna in drag.

 

[NoDarkies]

Guys, I had an email from the FBI. They warned me that if I didn't tell them who leaked the info on Chris that I'd be considered a terrorist and be detained in Guantanamo Bay.

I told them everything, I'm sorry Megan my Empress I hath failed thee. I hope nobody ends up on the electric chair for this.

Oh, thanks a lot GGGBYBYBY! Because of you, the FBI showed up at my house last night! They arrested me! Luckily, while they were taking me to death row, there was a riot in the bus and it fell down a ravine, right into the path of an oncoming train! I managed to get out of the bus right in time, but not before saving one of the injured guards, because I'm awesome like that.
Now I'm a fugitive and the US Marshals are on my tail.

Gawd, I'm glad you're okay. You should see about getting that made into a movie and get some compensation for that dang stress.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Guys, I had an email from the FBI. They warned me that if I didn't tell them who leaked the info on Chris that I'd be considered a terrorist and be detained in Guantanamo Bay.

I told them everything, I'm sorry Megan my Empress I hath failed thee. I hope nobody ends up on the electric chair for this.

Oh, thanks a lot GGGBYBYBY! Because of you, the FBI showed up at my house last night! They arrested me! Luckily, while they were taking me to death row, there was a riot in the bus and it fell down a ravine, right into the path of an oncoming train! I managed to get out of the bus right in time, but not before saving one of the injured guards, because I'm awesome like that.
Now I'm a fugitive and the US Marshals are on my tail.

Brother, if they catch you, just let them know that you are a friend of the Hulkster's and that they should call him. The Hulkster has many friends in law enforcement.

 

[Saney]

Guys, I had an email from the FBI. They warned me that if I didn't tell them who leaked the info on Chris that I'd be considered a terrorist and be detained in Guantanamo Bay.

I told them everything, I'm sorry Megan my Empress I hath failed thee. I hope nobody ends up on the electric chair for this.

Oh, thanks a lot GGGBYBYBY! Because of you, the FBI showed up at my house last night! They arrested me! Luckily, while they were taking me to death row, there was a riot in the bus and it fell down a ravine, right into the path of an oncoming train! I managed to get out of the bus right in time, but not before saving one of the injured guards, because I'm awesome like that.
Now I'm a fugitive and the US Marshals are on my tail.

Brother, if they catch you, just let them know that you are a friend of the Hulkster's and that they should call him. The Hulkster has many friends in law enforcement.

I wish I'd know the ten minutes earlier, because I just jumped off of a dam. A US Marshal chased me there and when I told him I was innocent, he said he didn't care, so I jumped.

 

[Judge Holden]

^ anyone else secretly praying Chris somehow meets IRL Hulk Hogan and opens up a can o tard rage on him for his words on this forum?

 

[drtoboggan]

Well, the Hulkster did take a lot of pretty girls leaving Chris none to choose from. That and he's on the No Fly List at CWCville airport, so apparently Chrissy does hold a grudge against him. Too bad he's no match for a piledriver of Hulkamania.
Seriously, I love Hulk's posts. I can tell it's the original Hulk and not an impostor. Bloody shame CWC has such high profile dang, dirty trolls IRL as well as fictional ones like myself. He might do ok in Philly if he used the D.E.N.N.I.S. method or my own personal one, SCRAPS. Save a few hundreds and wad them up, get a Magnum, and you're ready to plow all the boyfriend-free girls you want.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Well, the Hulkster did take a lot of pretty girls leaving Chris none to choose from. That and he's on the No Fly List at CWCville airport, so apparently Chrissy does hold a grudge against him.

Brother, Chris must have taken the word "guns" literally as guns, when the Hulkster was referring to the 24-inch pythons.

 

[drtoboggan]

^Posts like this are the reason why your name is gold, Hulkster. I'm right there on the list with you: I had a pack of Pall Malls when I flew in. Thankfully, their justice system is easy to manipulate: case dismissed when I offered the names of three boyfriend-free girls.