New Years Resolutions - What do you plan to fail at for 2019?

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Realistic Goals:
-Trim off them holiday pounds
-Get a jeeerb and stop being a NEET
-Promote my art more and sell some fuckin paintings
-get better at skating/ buy a board that isnt ancient like that one I've got
-play instruments regularly again? I don't know, I've got too many hobbies already.
Unrealistic Goals:
-get back into weightlifting and not give up two months in like all the other times I've "gotten back into weightlifting".
- Score me some dick
-learn to yodel
 
UnsufficentBoobage said:
Run a scheme to get rich off furries
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Bojack Horsekin said:
Work more, brood less about being forever alone.

I would also like to run a scheme to get rich off furries. Been saying that for years. I used to be able to draw decently, wouldn't be hard.
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I used to do that and make around 1k a month. The :autism: and :deviant: isn't worth the burnout, tbh.
 
Start lifting again.
Lose 30 pounds.
Quit smoking.
Stop messing around and get an actual girlfriend.
Make new friends for the first time since high school.
 
Last year, I resolved to gain <5 lbs in my last trimester, lose 50 lbs after having the baby, start working a fully-remote job so I don't have to miss seeing my kids grow up, get my credit score up to prepare for mortgage life, start contributing my full 401k match, go on a real vacation, double my student loan repayment, and get a new car.

Did all of that, and life is good, so this year, I want to lose another 60 pounds, use that credit score to get a good interest rate on a house somewhere that I can raise my kids until they're old enough to move out, go on two more vacations (maybe one international, this time - Europe or China?), write another novel (plus get some publishing interest in it), and get a promotion or a new job with a better title/better pay that still doesn't make me go into an office very often.

If everything could just go as planned for this year and maybe one more, the level of financial security and independence I'll have earned for my family is beyond anything my parents ever did in their careers. But being so close to so many long-term dreams means that my level of anxiety about getting this year perfect is through the roof.
 
Abortions4All said:
If everything could just go as planned for this year and maybe one more, the level of financial security and independence I'll have earned for my family is beyond anything my parents ever did in their careers. But being so close to so many long-term dreams means that my level of anxiety about getting this year perfect is through the roof.
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Just keep in mind that it doesn't have to be perfect to be great. Make sure you take some time to enjoy your achievements, so you're not constantly chasing the next goal.
 
*slams my fat cock onto the table, making an audible noise not unlike a thud*

get this bad boy wet heheh
 
Kick ass at my new job, start looking to buy a house by the end of the year, pray that my stock portfolio stops getting murdered, and continue to get prettier via the gym, all to become that attractive rich guy who stays holed up in his house all day working and posting on Kiwi Farms.

EDIT: Also, drinking. As in more, because I can afford the nice stuff. Same with fuckin'.
 
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Stop eating out as much and cook more dammit. Last year was no soda and I did that pretty well so I'm hoping this year will be no exception.

Bonus points to improve my art skills more.
 
Cut down on the Diet Coke

Let's keep it real.
I just hope to ride my bike at least 50 miles every week this year.
 
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