Disaster New York Post: Gen Z shockingly admits they don’t know how to change a lightbulb in startling new poll


Well, they’re not the brightest bulbs in the box — and their cluelessness comes at a high cost.

The adult babies of Gen Z can cry about strict workplace mores and whine over the anxiety-inducing stress of making a phone call.

But they can’t even change a lightbulb, per new data on the youngsters’ incapacity to tackle everyday, do-it-yourself duties.

“The ability to do basic, practical tasks is being lost amongst younger generations,” warned Andy Turbefield of Halfords, a UK-based motoring and cycling retailer.

Yamalis Diaz, an NYU Langone psychologist, tells The Post that their deficiencies are likely due to the digital age.

“They simply haven’t really had to [do things for themselves],” said Diaz of Gen Z, real-world newbies ranging in age from 18 to 27.

“So much of their (and all of our) lives are automated, convenient and outsourced, which today’s generation of young people have benefited from way more than past generations,” she added. “So, it makes complete sense that Gen Z simply doesn’t know how to do as much with regard to non-tech or independent tasks.”

And the proof is in their helpless pudding.

Researchers for Halfords surveyed 2,000 grown-ups, including Zoomers, as well as millennials, guys and gals ages 28 to 44; Gen Xers, folks 45 to 60; and baby boomers, silver foxes over age 60, to determine each demographic’s level of self-sufficiency.

The investigators found that nearly 25% of Gen Zers had no idea how to change a lightbulb in a ceiling lamp, with many claiming that climbing a ladder is “too dangerous.” One in five also worry that the bulb might be “too hot.”

So, instead of risking their lives to complete the common DIY, the Z’s would rather GOTDIT — Get Others To Do It, according to the report.

The enlightening revelation comes as the latest layer to top the “Gen Z is lazy” cake, a not-so-sweet campaign that has somewhat soured society’s taste for the 20-somethings.

But rather than acquiescing to the “lazy” stereotype — shade that Gen Zs in NYC have staunchly rebuffed — the whippersnappers would, instead, prefer paying service people major money to handle their minor inconveniences.

Analysts with Halfords found that Zers, on average, spend over $1,500 per year, hiring professionals to knock out basic household chores.

Gen Xers only shell out approximately $470 for the extra help annually, while boomers drop about $300 on a little supplementary support.

But, based on Gen Z’s reported lack of fundamental skills, their big payouts may be money well spent.

In addition to not knowing how to change a lightbulb, the majority of team-Zers aren’t confident in their abilities to clean a car. In fact, a faction of respondents said they’d rather have their parents do the dirty work for them.

Less than half of the younglings don’t know how to add air to a car tire, and even fewer know how to fit a windshield wiper blade.

And a shocking 30% of the group could not identify a flathead screwdriver, while 21% couldn’t recognize a wrench.

One in 10 Gen Zers admitted they’d call a pro to hang a picture on a wall, too.

“Motoring knowledge, in particular, appears to be on the decline,” said Turbefield, in part, “with many reluctant to take on even the most basic tasks.”

However, to ensure that their “GOTDOIT” attitude doesn’t get passed down to the uprising Gen Alphas — tots ranging from one-year-olds to age 10 — nor the newest kids on the block, Gen Betas — babies born in 2025 and beyond — Diaz suggests parents being schooling their broods, now.

Here are Diaz’s tips for raising capable kiddos:​

  • Assign chores: Chores help kids learn skills and take ownership of tasks that contribute to the household.
  • Encourage them to “use their hands”: Engage kids in non-tech activities that require them to work on something actively – under adult supervision, of course! (e.g., woodworking, carpentry, assembling things, yard work, painting, etc.)
  • Let them be your “helpers”: For any of these types of tasks, this may be an opportunity to let kids help you with things that need to be done around the house. With a little up-front coaching, they can be assigned tasks that will be helpful to you and teaches them skills — plus, there’s the added bonus of spending time with mom and dad.
 
Why does everyone always forget about Gen X lmao damn the memes are real.
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Because Gen X are the generational equivalent of that one loser druggie burnout cousin you have that the rest of the family tries to avoid talking about at Christmas.
 
“So much of their (and all of our) lives are automated, convenient and outsourced, which today’s generation of young people have benefited from way more than past generations,” she added. “So, it makes complete sense that Gen Z simply doesn’t know how to do as much with regard to non-tech or independent tasks.”

So, instead of risking their lives to complete the common DIY, the Z’s would rather GOTDIT — Get Others To Do It, according to the report.

Analysts with Halfords found that Zers, on average, spend over $1,500 per year, hiring professionals to knock out basic household chores.

New job opportunity, Lightbulb changer.
I'm thinking as a Gen Xer I can now fund my retirement by being a Shabbos Goy for Gen Zers, doing simple household tasks for a fee.
:smug:
 
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Motoring knowledge, in particular, appears to be on the decline,” said Turbefield, in part, “with many reluctant to take on even the most basic tasks.”
My first car, the otterly patriarch made sure I knew how to change spark plugs, windscreen wash, top up oil, change tyres, top up tyres. etc. wipers, all that.
my current car, the whole engine is encapsulated and the fucking thing needs a laptop to diagnose.
It stuns me that people don’t know how to change lightbulbs, but then everything is disposable. I have been laughed at for fixing clothes and shoes. They just chuck stuff. The kids at work can’t fix anything. They can’t grow food. They don’t sew buttons back on our get boots resoled. They just chuck it. Baffles me
 
This prompted a seething counter article from the Independent.
God forbid you’d ever meet a Gen-Zer like me. We’re apparently an anxious, clueless and incapable generation full of snowflakes, scared of everything from drinking to actually working hard. And what’s more, we’re now apparently afraid of DIY. That’s right: we can’t even identify a spanner in a lineup of domestic tools, we can’t change a lightbulb without summoning assistance and we shudder at the thought of climbing a five-tread ladder.
I can’t believe we’re letting the side down, honestly. Us Brits are meant to be a proud nation of roll-your-sleeves-up Do-It-Yourself-ers, but now Gen Z-ers are ruining it for everyone. We’re at risk of becoming a lazy nation of GOTDITS (“Get others to do it”).

Well, that’s according to a new study conducted by the motoring and cycling retailer Halfords, which found that one in five younger adults don’t know what a spanner is, and seek help from a professional for even the most basic of household tasks. It found that those aged 18 to 27 were most likely to pay a professional to fix a problem around the home or do something as apparently easy as hanging a picture frame. Meanwhile, nearly a quarter admitted they couldn’t change a ceiling light bulb, with one in five fearing the bulb could be “too hot” to touch. And just when you thought it couldn’t get worse, 20 per cent said that going up a ladder might be “too dangerous”.

As someone who regularly witnesses studies like these that deem my generation as useless – which are then used for Gen Z-bashing headlines – I take such “research” with a handful of salt. Recent headlines announced our inability to use corkscrews, for example. Whatever you think of the study’s accuracy, it failed to address the possible reasons why Gen Z might be worried about carrying out DIY. My theory: most of us can’t afford to be homeowners, and therefore live in rentals that place inhabitants on perpetual tenterhooks with landlords. Hammering a tiny nail into the wall feels like a punishable offence. Personally, I wouldn’t dare carry out any handiwork in my current rented flat out of fear of losing my entire life savings (sorry, I mean my deposit).
If things need fixing in my flat, it goes like this: my housemates and I carefully craft an overly polite message to our landlord, which is then redrafted and redrafted in a tense WhatsApp group chat. When we all agree that the message is firm and clear but not so firm and clear that we come across as demanding and/or annoying and therefore worthy of speedy eviction, we hit send. A handyperson magically arrives a few days later.
There’s never a suggestion that we tenants should be expected to try and fix problems ourselves. It’s clearly stipulated in most rental contracts that you could lose your deposit if you make changes to the property. And of course, we wouldn’t dream of it: there’s no use risking being blamed for doing something wrong, and most of all, why should I lift a finger to improve a property that’s already gobbling the majority of my wages each month? I’m being humiliated by the London rental market on a daily basis – I owe it nothing.

Dramatics aside, my generation’s dependence on the rental market has had a huge knock-on effect on becoming fully fledged, ladder-owning adults. Being stuck in a cycle of renting means that we won’t ever have to attempt DIY until we’re miraculously liquid enough to one day become homeowners. Plus, record numbers of young people are still living with their parents, which means that it’s not their prerogative to make any changes to the property.
All of this doesn’t mean that we aren’t capable, or that we don’t know how to perform certain tasks like bleeding a radiator or hanging a picture frame. I don’t want to brag, but I do co-own a powerful electric drill with my flatmate and have a collection of screwdrivers I bought myself. But will I ever use them on my landlord’s property? God no! These tools are exclusively used on Ikea flatpack furniture that I’ve bought myself, and assemblage will only occur far away from any walls or surfaces that could potentially be damaged in the process. Did I mention that I can build a pretty mean set of Malm drawers?

When will my full DIY potential be realised? Well, I have absolutely no idea – home ownership is a long way off. Last year, the average deposit for a first-time buyer in the UK was £53,414. Meanwhile, high interest rates and elevated house prices mean that first-time Gen Z buyers will pay £104,400 on average in the first five years of their mortgage, while millennials see average repayments of half that amount (£51,800) according to data from the letting agent Hamptons. Gen Z made up a third (36 per cent) of renters in 2023, which was up from one per cent a decade prior.

While I will continue to fiercely defend Gen Z against our apparent failings, I must highlight that the reason we lead such socially inept existences compared to our millennial forebears and parents’ generation is because we’re trying to build our lives in hugely different economic times. We don’t have house parties because we don’t want to lose our deposits or because we still live at home. We party less not because we’re boring, but because we can’t afford to due to the rising cost of living. We don’t own corkscrews because... duh... corked wine is expensive.
I really don’t wish to complain. I’m constantly reassured – by homeowning millennials no less – that being “broke” is an important part of your twenties. Whether that level of brokenness is comparable to anything my parent’s generation experienced is another question: my mum and dad bought their first house in London at my age. But here I am, catastrophising about how much that scuff on my wall will cost me. Perhaps I will never be able to afford a house. Perhaps I will never stop renting. But I can tell you this: I do know what a bloody spanner looks like. And I’d be using it constantly if I could.
 
This prompted a seething counter article from the Independent.

Awfu lot of words to say "No, brah, I am totally NOT mad. It is you, stalker child, who is heavily infected with the buttmad. Enjoy prison."

The smelliest hippies of the Boomer generation knew basic plumbing, electricity and car maintenance, and were somehow even able to figure out how to hook up quadraphonic sound while under the influence of hallucinogens.
 
Do zoomers even buy light fixtures that are possible to repair? I'd bet they buy ones that needs total replacement once the light bulb dies
 
Zoomers may not know how to change a lightbulb but I bet they all know how do things like reverse engineer Nintendo consoles, create complex mapping services that provide real-time directions between any two points in the world, create applications that can scan any image and read and provide accurate translations, create artificial intelligence that is almost indistinguishable from a human, and make self-driving cars. Oh, but you can change a lightbulb, which I suppose is a big deal for backwater hicks.
 
There’s retards in every generation. I still remember being in college, absolutely dumbfounded that people my own age (born in ‘84) didn’t know how to hook up RCA connectors.
Older people have the same kind of problems. I know a lot of Gen Xers that 3D games go way above their heads.
 
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My first car, the otterly patriarch made sure I knew how to change spark plugs, windscreen wash, top up oil, change tyres, top up tyres. etc. wipers, all that.
my current car, the whole engine is encapsulated and the fucking thing needs a laptop to diagnose.
It stuns me that people don’t know how to change lightbulbs, but then everything is disposable. I have been laughed at for fixing clothes and shoes. They just chuck stuff. The kids at work can’t fix anything. They can’t grow food. They don’t sew buttons back on our get boots resoled. They just chuck it. Baffles me
I hear yea. Perhaps this is why we are both well off in many many ways. I darn my socks, Sew my clothes. As stated before I use and reuse the clothing until it is literally beyond rags that needs to be thrown away.

But the Average American spends $161 per month on clothing and it is getting worse.


I have repeated stated that I became well off because of doing the common sense approach in life.
I really feel that there are few of us left overall in this world that sees how real life works anymore.

Otherwise this url on this statistic would not exist.

There is no such thing as a free lunch and if you want to get ahead...

You fucking have to earn it.
 
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My first car, the otterly patriarch made sure I knew how to change spark plugs, windscreen wash, top up oil, change tyres, top up tyres. etc. wipers, all that.
my current car, the whole engine is encapsulated and the fucking thing needs a laptop to diagnose.
It stuns me that people don’t know how to change lightbulbs, but then everything is disposable. I have been laughed at for fixing clothes and shoes. They just chuck stuff. The kids at work can’t fix anything. They can’t grow food. They don’t sew buttons back on our get boots resoled. They just chuck it. Baffles me
Everything's so fucking cheap nowadays it doesn't pay to fix. Why the fuck am I going to stitch up a shirt I got at Walmart for five bucks that was paper thin to begin with? It'll be wrecked in another month.
 
>outsource everything to china for cheap easy profits
>chinks shove computer chips into literally everything, making them worthless paperweights if a single board fails
>everything is soldered chips, totally unfixable and worthless unless you have a clean room in your spare room, manufacturer gives you the middle finger and tells you to buy a new one


These goshdarn kids just throw everything away when it breaks, I tell you what. Now where'd my new wife get to...?
I had to replace some outdoor day/night detecting lights a while ago, I naively thought "oh, well I can just remove the light panel and buy a new one of those", searched every string I could find on the light board, nothing. When I actually tried to remove the panel, oh, actually those wires are soldered to a board, the screws securing the light panel were an illusion of freedom.

At $50 a pop, the amount of time I spent researching how to fix them easily exceeded the replacement cost and installation time at a modest hourly rate.

Ended up replacing with much uglier, more expensive (bulbs + fixture) but user serviceable fixtures which don't work as well but at least I can unscrew the bulbs!
 
This is not surprising to me in the least.

What does surprise me is how bad they are at interfacing with technology that is not a phone.

A lot of them have no idea how to type.
Hell, the next generation is already showing issues with being able to grip any tools. The Covid babies raised on screens and can't control even a crayon to draw with at age five.
 
As stated before I use and reuse the clothing until it is literally beyond rags that needs to be thrown away.
Then if it’s cotton it goes in the rag basket to be used for polishing shoes/general rag stuff.
I feel like I inhabit a different universe sometimes. Alas ‘well off’ is not a term I’d use for us but we can at least get by
 
How many Zoomers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Zoomers can't change lightbulbs. LOL
>Don't teach kids anything
>kids don't know anything
>fuck those stupid fucking kids lmao
The problem with that is Zoomers have access to the internet and all the information of the world. I am sure they could find a video on YouTube that demonstrates how to change a lightbulb. Instead, they are too busy watching skibidi toilet shit and talking like niggers.
 
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