NewOld Content Part 2 - This is where the rest of this shit goes

[smackpops]

lmao, why would anyone type that much and put effort into giving Chris good advice? he will never,ever, take it.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

More like a government...

Well said.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

Alright, so I've been pretty lazy recently. Here's an email chain about Chris being too much of a lazy shit to ask women out but it's not his fault!

It's like Christmas every time you share these. Thank you.

I'm not sure what my favourite part is. Your gentle support for Chris 'finding confidence in hiding his dick in his ass crack' or Chris admitting that he one time covered his duck in duct tape.

 

[BillRiley]

The person who typically tries to guilt me tries chalking up all his awful behavior to autism. I haven't seen them in a while, but next time I do I want to ask them if autism makes people mace others for no reason.

Just tell them that the extremes of human behavior are always the most interesting. Then throw a drink in their face.

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Oh we're all horrible people here. Some might even say we're worse than Hitler!

Yeah, at least Hitler cared about Germany or something,

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Alright, so I've been pretty lazy recently. Here's an email chain about Chris being too much of a lazy shit to ask women out but it's not his fault!

Chris's life story can basically be summarized as "there was this one time I didn't ask a girl out".

 

[rickydarius]

Was it ever public knowledge that he fed his dogs chicken noodle soup? I forget if that was in a dropped email or not.

 

[ON 190]

Chris's life story can basically be summarized as "there was this one time I didn't ask a girl out".

Instead of "shit_that_didnt_happen.txt" it's just "girls_who_shouldve_asked_me_out.txt"

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Was it ever public knowledge that he fed his dogs chicken noodle soup? I forget if that was in a dropped email or not.

Yeah, we've talked about that before.

That is the strangest thing to me because you almost have to try to be that lazy and negligent. A bag of dog food is, what, like $12? That'll feed a pair of beagles for a month. Canned soup, on the other hand, gets expensive.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Oh we're all horrible people here. Some might even say we're worse than Hitler!

Well, if memory serves, he wishes Hitler was still alive.

Was it ever public knowledge that he fed his dogs chicken noodle soup? I forget if that was in a dropped email or not.

God, what a tard.

I've never even heard of a toddler doing that.

 

[Kecleon]

Alright, so I've been pretty lazy recently. Here's an email chain about Chris being too much of a lazy shit to ask women out but it's not his fault!

See, your "Love Quest" has never really been a quest. It's more of a "Love Wait".

This line needs to go on Chris's tombstone. It's perfect.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Alright, so I've been pretty lazy recently. Here's an email chain about Chris being too much of a lazy shit to ask women out but it's not his fault!

http://imgur.com/a/IaZHo

This is glorious:
"Why should I keep it out; NO WOMAN ELSE IS USING IT."

 

[TaterTotTitties]

I'm surprised he didn't chimp out at the images of a male without a bra on.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

lmao, why would anyone type that much and put effort into giving Chris good advice? he will never,ever, take it.

When you have dealt with Chris for so long a part of you hopes that something will sink in. Not to mention, if you type something long enough out to him it's hilarious to see him cherry pick what he wants to read.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The person who typically tries to guilt me tries chalking up all his awful behavior to autism. I haven't seen them in a while, but next time I do I want to ask them if autism makes people mace others for no reason.

He indirectly did with his last few letters and facebook posts to his old loitering spots. "You are discriminating against LGBTQIA Transwoman and against autistic individuals, HRC will be on my side." lol..I know you mean directly in letters, but Chris will never drop the autism and wannabe tranny card, it's too difficult to admit that no one wants to be around him because of his scary face and horrific behavior.
I still love how Chris tries to threaten people with power (HRC) he does not have.
Not even Rob Bell, who was paid 50,000, wanted to be around Chris or take him seriously.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I still love how Chris tries to threaten people with power (HRC) he does not have.

He's made the threat of calling in the HRC numerous times over the past year or two. He never, ever follows through. I would love to hear him explain why not.

 

[Yawning Asperchu]

He's basically a fatter, more autistic version of Bloody Mary. Or the Candyman.

GameStop employees know better than to speak the word Pokemon three times in a row, for it is said that an apparition of Pristine Christine will appear and instantly make all the men wish their girlfriends looked like her and make all the woman feel like ugly losers who are bad at sex.

 

[FightenGnome]

Chris's life story can basically be summarized as "there was this one time I didn't ask a girl out".

And made a comic series explaining why.

 

[anusaurus]

Request for "It's beyond the 21st century" to be added to randomtext, because to Chris, we're living in the 2100s.

And he thought his pedoglasses were the only thing not creepy about his face? This email chain is gold.

 

[Goochole]

Alright, so I've been pretty lazy recently. Here's an email chain about Chris being too much of a lazy shit to ask women out but it's not his fault!

These e-mails are comedy gold.

Please keep them coming.
And thank you.