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LoveYouLongTime said:
Alright, so I've been pretty lazy recently. Here's an email chain about Chris being too much of a lazy shit to ask women out but it's not his fault!
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It's like Christmas every time you share these. Thank you.

I'm not sure what my favourite part is. Your gentle support for Chris 'finding confidence in hiding his dick in his ass crack' or Chris admitting that he one time covered his duck in duct tape.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
The person who typically tries to guilt me tries chalking up all his awful behavior to autism. I haven't seen them in a while, but next time I do I want to ask them if autism makes people mace others for no reason.
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Just tell them that the extremes of human behavior are always the most interesting. Then throw a drink in their face.
 
rickydarius said:
Was it ever public knowledge that he fed his dogs chicken noodle soup? I forget if that was in a dropped email or not.
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Yeah, we've talked about that before.

That is the strangest thing to me because you almost have to try to be that lazy and negligent. A bag of dog food is, what, like $12? That'll feed a pair of beagles for a month. Canned soup, on the other hand, gets expensive.
 
Mogambo said:
Oh we're all horrible people here. Some might even say we're worse than Hitler!
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Well, if memory serves, he wishes Hitler was still alive.

rickydarius said:
Was it ever public knowledge that he fed his dogs chicken noodle soup? I forget if that was in a dropped email or not.
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God, what a tard.

I've never even heard of a toddler doing that. :biggrin:
 
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smackpops said:
lmao, why would anyone type that much and put effort into giving Chris good advice? he will never,ever, take it.
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When you have dealt with Chris for so long a part of you hopes that something will sink in. Not to mention, if you type something long enough out to him it's hilarious to see him cherry pick what he wants to read.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
The person who typically tries to guilt me tries chalking up all his awful behavior to autism. I haven't seen them in a while, but next time I do I want to ask them if autism makes people mace others for no reason.
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He indirectly did with his last few letters and facebook posts to his old loitering spots. "You are discriminating against LGBTQIA Transwoman and against autistic individuals, HRC will be on my side." lol..I know you mean directly in letters, but Chris will never drop the autism and wannabe tranny card, it's too difficult to admit that no one wants to be around him because of his scary face and horrific behavior.
I still love how Chris tries to threaten people with power (HRC) he does not have.
Not even Rob Bell, who was paid 50,000, wanted to be around Chris or take him seriously.
 
Mogambo said:
He's basically a fatter, more autistic version of Bloody Mary. Or the Candyman.
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GameStop employees know better than to speak the word Pokemon three times in a row, for it is said that an apparition of Pristine Christine will appear and instantly make all the men wish their girlfriends looked like her and make all the woman feel like ugly losers who are bad at sex.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
Alright, so I've been pretty lazy recently. Here's an email chain about Chris being too much of a lazy shit to ask women out but it's not his fault!
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These e-mails are comedy gold.

Please keep them coming.
And thank you.
 
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