NewOld Content Part 2 - This is where the rest of this shit goes

[LoveYouLongTime]

Okay, so I figured the hooker emails should get their own thread, but everything else can just be dropped here. If mods think they should be together then it shall be.

If anyone remembers, I attempted to drop old emails in the past but I probably have a worse attention span than Chris. Plus I've hoarded over 1500 emails(mind you, A LOT of them are just forwarded emails telling his BFF to investigate that person), so it's pretty overwhelming. I also would like to redact anything incriminating to some people because I'm sure they don't want to be dragged into this mess again.

So I will try and find interesting emails to drop, but you all get to give me some ideas. If you want to know if there is any more clarification for certain sagas or events in his life I can use my nifty search tool to pick out those emails to compile.

I will start off with an email I came across of him giving his friend advice on a cheating ex.

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

Just out of curiosity, who are you relative to Chris? Were you a troll at one point, just some random internet friend of his? Were you ever mentioned in a video or anything like that?

 

[Postal Dude]

Let’s begin with you filling me in, in your own words, on what perspired.

on what perspired.

perspired

That's our Chris! A master of the English language, as usual!

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Just out of curiosity, who are you relative to Chris? Were you a troll at one point, just some random internet friend of his? Were you ever mentioned in a video or anything like that?

I am many people to Chris.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I am many people to Chris.

When you're alone at night do you still hear the stress sighs?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

When you're alone at night do you still hear the stress sighs?

Sometimes I hear them in real life and I have flash backs.

Attached is an email showing how much Chris is kind and caring.

 

[Iam]

"Perhaps there was a lack of sexual or lovey-dovey energy between you two mutually"

Chris slays the English language yet again in a most redundant manner while also being utterly clueless.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I am many people to Chris.

The Many faced Troll

The best thing to do at a time like this is to remain calm and to sort out the details for yourself to make a sound perception of yourself followed by a solution

Redundant

Let's begin on you filling me in, in your own words, on what persired

Redundant, Dyslexic, and Autistic
You can tell Chris has to take his time to type a few words at a time

 

[Muncie Anderson]

Please reply with straightforward advice

The jokes just write themselves.

Okay...Chris, bluntly demanding sex from a woman really is not a good idea.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Chris crying a little over being told his penis size is disappointing.

BTW I'm crying from laughing at these.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Chris crying a little over being told his penis size is disappointing.

BTW I'm crying from laughing at these.

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Did Chris ever tell you about the results of his Testosterone test? I think we already know the results given his full and manly beard shadow, but it would be nice to hear what Chris might have commented on them.

 

[DonaldJTrump]

How many hours of Torture has he put you thru?

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Okay, so I figured the hooker emails should get their own thread, but everything else can just be dropped here. If mods think they should be together then it shall be.

If anyone remembers, I attempted to drop old emails in the past but I probably have a worse attention span than Chris. Plus I've hoarded over 1500 emails(mind you, A LOT of them are just forwarded emails telling his BFF to investigate that person), so it's pretty overwhelming. I also would like to redact anything incriminating to some people because I'm sure they don't want to be dragged into this mess again.

So I will try and find interesting emails to drop, but you all get to give me some ideas. If you want to know if there is any more clarification for certain sagas or events in his life I can use my nifty search tool to pick out those emails to compile.

I will start off with an email I came across of him giving his friend advice on a cheating ex.

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He has to prephase his Otakon invitation with the promise of not trying to have sex with her.

He already assumes everyone thinks he invites people secretly with sex as a motivation.

If you combine that with his lack of theory of mind, he KNOWS the things he has been doing are perverted.

 

[Iam]

I love it how Chris types precisely as he speaks. It's a weird stream of consciousness kind of approach in which the text reflects his mental pauses as he struggles to consign to written speech the meandering workings of what passes for thoughts in his mind.

 

[AnimuGinger]

I am many people to Chris.

Hi, Barb!

 

[knux]

Chris crying a little over being told his penis size is disappointing.

BTW I'm crying from laughing at these.

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2009? From the golden times.
Glad to see there is still unreleased content to look forward to.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

"I feel like my balls were being broken with such comments."

Now that's some grade A Chris-speak.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

"I want you to be able to go with a neutral to pleasant feeling"

 

[Kosher Dill]

Attached is an email showing how much Chris is kind and caring.

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Was this referring to The Wallflower or someone else?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Was this referring to The Wallflower or someone else?

Yes.