NewOld Content Part 2 - This is where the rest of this shit goes

[Marvin]

@LoveYouLongTime + @Marvin -

Back in the Glory Days of CWC Trolling, did any real life friends know what you guys were up to? Was there anybody to share these emails with?

Because heading over to a buddy's house with some beer and THC, and reading the latest CWC emails sounds like fun.

Well, my IRL friends know because they insist I bring the pickle suit along whenever we go out drinking. I've gone to the convenience store on the corner at least once while wearing it before. (At like 3 AM.)

Heh, IRL aside, trolling was a group project. There was one or two facemen (@LoveYouLongTime or Clyde or various people), and then a crowd of friends following along in teamspeak/mumble. If anyone's hung out in the kiwifarms teamspeak on friday nights, it's kind of like that.

We'll be talking, and then we go "sshh, everyone shut up, we're going to call Chris..."

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Do you have anything about the "Asian-Looking Woman" dream? Peeks directly into Chris' psyche are always the best.

I don't think he ever sent an email about that. @Marvin might be able to fill in the details because I can't seem to remember it very well.

 

[Picklechu]

Thanks for posting these. I've always enjoyed reading the background emails behind videos and various scenarios Chris was put through. There's nothing surprising so far, but it's always interesting and entertaining to see.

Bonus pickles to anyone who spots the Easter Egg.

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[LoveYouLongTime]

I lied. Here's my last email for tonight. Probably one of the few times he was aware of his surroundings. I, of course, have no idea who this girl is. :3

 

[Marvin]

I don't think he ever sent an email about that. @Marvin might be able to fill in the details because I can't seem to remember it very well.

My memory (especially from 2009) is pudding.

I lied. Here's my last email for tonight. Probably one of the few times he was aware of his surroundings. I, of course, have no idea who this girl is. :3

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"Pickle-Tattooed-Breasted Woman"

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I lied. Here's my last email for tonight. Probably one of the few times he was aware of his surroundings. I, of course, have no idea who this girl is. :3

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That email just leaks loneliness. Too bad it also leaks pompousness.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

My memory (especially from 2009) is pudding.



"Pickle-Tattooed-Breasted Woman"

The shit we came up with sounds so fucking stupid. But it's not as stupid as fatty believing it all.

 

[Lesbian Sleepover]

Count your blessings, you health, your family , ME AS A FRIEND

 

[Apocalypso]

I lied. Here's my last email for tonight. Probably one of the few times he was aware of his surroundings. I, of course, have no idea who this girl is. :3

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Is he referring to this video?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Is he referring to this video?

Yup.

 

[Apocalypso]

Yup.

Good God, was he seriously stalking that girl in the white shirt in front of him?

 

[Josuke]

I lied. Here's my last email for tonight. Probably one of the few times he was aware of his surroundings. I, of course, have no idea who this girl is. :3

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Hope he gave you that coffee and you ordered the most expensive drink you could manage. You deserve it for all your efforts.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Good God, was he seriously stalking that girl in the white shirt in front of him?

Probably trying to see if she had a pickle on her breast.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Probably trying to see if she had a pickle on her breast.

I find it hilarious that you guys set things up so he'd have to stare at every single girl's tits as they passed by.
You know, because it's exactly what he would have done anyway.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Is he referring to this video?

God, there was a time when his autism used to not turn heads.

 

[Apocalypso]

God, there was a time when his autism used to not turn heads.

He's seriously gone "out of tune". Know what I'm sayin'?

 

[Rokko]

This will be my last upload for the night.

Backstory to this is that friend of Chris had a sleepover with some other girls who joined in on a phone call with him. Of course, Chris became enamored by them. Bonus pickles to anyone who spots the Easter Egg.

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"Kind regards"

Also, I totally appreciate your recent threads!

 

[QB 290]

The golden age of Chris Chan has returned. At least for now. Has he ever written you an email recently, if not, why?

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Sorry to say this Chris, but your breasts have gotten smaller.

 

[Rupin]

Haha oh wow, I forgot about this one.

Chris basically wants to abduct Tito, hold a gun to his head and make him break up with the wallflower... and then have Tito recommend Chris to her as an ideal candidate for rebound dick.

Man... Chris has got it all planned out. This is like some mission impossible shit.

Damn... I was thinkin' that this was about the Emily fiasco.