NewOld Content Part 2 - This is where the rest of this shit goes

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LoveYouLongTime said:
This will be my last upload for the night.

Backstory to this is that friend of Chris had a sleepover with some other girls who joined in on a phone call with him. Of course, Chris became enamored by them. Bonus pickles to anyone who spots the Easter Egg. ;)

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Is it that the girl's name is Crystal?
 
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Aaaaand I realize they didn't get uploaded in the correct order, whoops.

Just an afterthought: Chris mentioned in his emails that he was allowing himself 2 hours to get to Madicon. It takes 45 minutes from his house tops. I've driven behind Chris before and he drives REEEEEEEEEEEEALLY slow (think 30 in a 55), but that kind of gives you an idea of how much Chris sucks at driving. I almost worried about Chris getting home because we had a snow storm a few days prior that melted and refroze and to get to the convention it's going over a mountain so I thought he might drive over the side of the mountain.
 
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I love that his biggest beef with Jackie isn't that she strung him along, but that she made him waste a $9 cake. He brings that thing up twice, apropos of nothing. It's like Megan and the Sailor Moon DVDs all over again.

And him referring to Danny from 'Grease' as "possibly Jewish and Italian." Lol. The more things change, the more they stay the same.
 
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It was great to hear that he felt so annoyed about his photographic appearance in that MTV show that he engaged in dialogue with the host and wasted Rob Bell time asking if he could sue them. I'm actually quite surprised that the host told him everyone who's featured had to have signed some form of waiver though and yet the situation didn't go any further, right? I just would have expected any host to ignore him.

Also the email about him attending a comic con in this extreme disguise is hilarious, it reminds me of his last disguise as JenkinsJinkies. Saying that it's kind of sad to see just how badly trolling affected him at the time. It's probably good for his health that he's mostly embraced his online notoriety and learned to live with it.

These kind of emails are great to see though, if you have any others like this that help to fill in the gaps during his 'dry spell,' I'd love to see them.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
Since some people requested stuff after Jackie, I thought it might be entertaining to upload emails regarding a previous convention Chris went to in 2013 called Madicon. Below is a link to emails since there are 18 pages.

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Damn, these are sad. Poor guy. "-Everyone is SOOOOOOOOO busy with their lives to give a penny or to fuck someone like me." :heart-empty:
 
OK I asked LYLT and Marvin if I could drop this info and HERE IT IS:

Scout was me. I talked to CWC on the phone sometimes, remember the Death Note video? http://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_7_July_2009 Information here. I told Chris that fans thought a Death Note was used to kill off Billy Mays, Chris was like no that's stupid a Death Note isn't real it's an anime. Kind of funny considering the whole Sonichu living in an alternate reality thing? Anyway I said "well your fans might not know it's real, how about you make a video addressing this?" and Chris said okay. Scout was also attempted to use as a way to get Chris to go to Otakon.

Because my PC was broken at the time, I had to use my brother's computer and mom's computer to do this crap and my mother kept checking in on me so I dropped the whole thing and we used "oh Scout is dating the pickle man" and told Chris that Scout liked to give the Pickleman head while he wore the pickle suit. Chris said so she sucks his pickle when he's in the pickle (not verbatim) and we were like yeah.

There's not much other content with Scout and I forgot the account I used for the emails.
 
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Kosher Dill said:
Do you have anything about the "Asian-Looking Woman" dream? Peeks directly into Chris' psyche are always the best.
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I think this is the dream. Didn't know his promised heartsweet was "Asian-looking". Given Chris's facial blindness and general stupidity, I'm beginning to suspect that Our Autistic Hero thinks all the dark haired women he meets are "Asian-looking."
 
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I'll see what else I have that could be worth releasing. I know there are some people out there who's all about the 'no shit too minor" but a lot of his emails were just forwards of trolls emailing him and him wanting me to investigate them. And on that note, just to reiterate this point but if you've ever sent Chris and email, texted him and/or used your real personal information there's a 98% chance he has shared your information with someone. I would like to think I'm harmless but you never know who else Chris is befriending who have ill intentions. Chris has reached a peak in his loneliness that he's not necessarily more trusting, he's just really lonely and being careless who he talks to.

There's my PSA for the day on Chris safety.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
And the Easter Egg(s) is the girl named Crystal which is pretty easy to guess but we had BlueSpike voice Azul, hurr hurr get it? Sorry, bad joke. Blue had to do falsetto because at that point his voice wasn't that of a 13 year old.
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Have most of the trolls been the same 12 people fucking with Chris over and over again with different voices?
 
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