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Do you have any emails about his phone calls with Kacey?
Interesting to see what he thought (if he cared at all) about being constantly berated and ridiculed by a potential sweetheart.

Edit: And whether he believed luring her to his grotto and revealing his True and Honest identity would win her over to reward him with china
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I like how Chris thinks that the principal still has power over students who graduated over 15 years ago
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That perfectly illustrates how small his world is. He'd have a hard time believing that any of his classmates in his graduating class would have moved on and not even think about high school these days.
 
Someone in a Tree said:
That perfectly illustrates how small his world is. He'd have a hard time believing that any of his classmates in his graduating class would have moved on and not even think about high school these days.
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That is pretty sad.
 
Iam said:
Has he ever contacted his former principal? I can only imagine how confused he would be.
And now I cannot help but imagine how a class reunion would go, bonus points if Chris attends wearing his Tomgirl outfit and tries to befriend his galpals all over again with terrifying results.
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A video of that would be the visual equivalent of nails on a chalkboard.
 
Iam said:
Has he ever contacted his former principal? I can only imagine how confused he would be.
And now I cannot help but imagine how a class reunion would go, bonus points if Chris attends wearing his Tomgirl outfit and tries to befriend his galpals all over again with terrifying results.
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Way back in 2013, he and another classmate (it might have been his graduating class's student president, not sure) were trying to put together a 15th anniversary event that was to have been held in 2015, but presumably died due to lack of interest (leading to Chris chimping out about how social media is bad). This was also when Chris started adding up a bunch of his high school classmates on Facebook, which allowed @Thetan to sneak in, leading to the modern age of trolling against Chris.
 
zap2theextreme said:
So how much contact in real life do you have with Chris? Do you meet for lunch or go out for drinks with friends? Is it everyday emails and phone calls? What do you get out of interacting with Chris because it sure can't be his amazing conversational skills.
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I used to hang out with him periodically. I don't understand your last question though, because it's pretty irrelevant because we're on a forum that was originally dedicated solely to him. Soooooooo...
 
Iam said:
The way he daydreams about going back to high school is very sad.
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It's downright morbid. I always compared it to uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite, a 40+ year old man obsessed with his high school football career enough too seriously ask his nerdy nephews if time travel could help him go back. (I do believe Chris has mused on time travel once or twice himself.)

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I like how Chris thinks that the principal still has power over students who graduated over 15 years ago
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He doesn't even consider the idea that after over a decade, the school staff may have significantly changed and this guy might no longer be working there.

I like to think he got his reunion, or at least experienced the aftermath of it, in the form of fucking a hooker: he thought it would make his life more complete, but he's still terribly depressed and lonely.

Garfieldchu said:
why did Chris stay in touch with you and Marvin after that pickle suit incident?
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Who else does he have to talk to?

Aside from the Emily part, pretty much all of LYLT's interaction with Chris has been very clearly as a friend. She made it clear she was happy to advise him but she would never date him because she didn't like him that way. Guess how many times he forgot that and started asking her to be his sweetheart. Even after she had a boyfriend she was living with.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Guess how many times he forgot that and started asking her to be his sweetheart. Even after she had a boyfriend she was living with.
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Well come on, who wouldn't jump at the chance to get the doors blown off their vajayjay by damn near seven feet of dick? It would be downright impolite not to at least offer.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
He doesn't even consider the idea that after over a decade, the school staff may have significantly changed and this guy might no longer be working there.

I like to think he got his reunion, or at least experienced the aftermath of it, in the form of fucking a hooker: he thought it would make his life more complete, but he's still terribly depressed and lonely.
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In a few years, Chris will start confusing his time at Manchester High with the original class of saved by the bell, he will undoubtedly remember himself as Kelly Kapowski, who had a teenage love affair with Jessi Spano. I wish some of his gal pals or their children would come forth to tell us how annoying Chris was in Highschool.

Someone in a Tree said:
And she didn't even have to dig through his burnt garbage.
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Having to get a whiff of Chris in Axe and then Christine in Britney Spears perfume, ass, and rotten fruit is enough. I wonder who does the laundry now, or maybe Chris just lets his clothing hang outside of a window and then puts it back the next day, just like at Omegacon.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
I used to hang out with him periodically. I don't understand your last question though, because it's pretty irrelevant because we're on a forum that was originally dedicated solely to him. Soooooooo...
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I like to follow Chris because of his antics and his Sonichu comics (when he was still making them). I can't imagine it's actually any fun or interesting hanging out with him. We've all heard audio of him on dates and all of his conversational topics are exhausted after 10 minutes. What makes you want to go the extra step of meeting him IRL besides trying to help him/give advice?
 
Kosher Dill said:
Well come on, who wouldn't jump at the chance to get the doors blown off their vajayjay by damn near seven feet of dick? It would be downright impolite not to at least offer.
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His attempts at persuasion frequently consisted solely of "come on, I got a damn near seven inch dick!"
 
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