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As Kim has he ever taken any of your advice or made any kind of meaningful changes?

When I suggested he go jogging to get into shape he said he didn't like jogging due to his manboobs jiggling. I jokingly told him to wear a sports bra. He started wearing a bra but he didn't start jogging, so he half took my advice. And this was way before his tom girl phase.
 
I have the theory that pretty much everyone who has followed or interacted with Chris for a long time, no matter how distanced, calm and far from A-logism they may be, has at some point felt the urge to punch Chris fat head.

Wich was that moment (if any) for you, @LoveYouLongTime?

Do you have any emails about his phone calls with Kacey?
Interesting to see what he thought (if he cared at all) about being constantly berated and ridiculed by a potential sweetheart.

Edit: And whether he believed luring her to his grotto and revealing his True and Honest identity would win her over to reward him with china

I was always more interested on the missing gap on their relationship between "YOU FUCKING LYING RAPIST CREEP!" to becoming friends.
 
I was always more interested on the missing gap on their relationship between "YOU FUCKING LYING RAPIST CREEP!" to becoming friends.

I suppose her anger just went in one of Chris' grimy ears, rattled around a bit in the empty space and came out the other and never impacted his view of her as a potential duck and navy recipient.

As for Kacey she was probably still interested in the trolling possibilities and just didn't bring it when they next contacted each other so there probably wasn't much of a gap.

Essentially from Chris' point of view it was all bridge under the water, as if impersonating someone's boyfriend in the hope of them never noticing and having sex with you was just another Tuesday.
 
I have the theory that pretty much everyone who has followed or interacted with Chris for a long time, no matter how distanced, calm and far from A-logism they may be, has at some point felt the urge to punch Chris fat head.

Wich was that moment (if any) for you, @LoveYouLongTime?



I was always more interested on the missing gap on their relationship between "YOU FUCKING LYING RAPIST CREEP!" to becoming friends.

There have been plenty of times I've wanted to hit him in the face because he can be so stubborn over the silliest things. Hind sight, I wish I took notes of our conversations because there have been so many at this point I've forgotten quite a few of them. One that sticks out for me is Chris complaining about how the employees at Burger King(or maybe McDonald's) fussed at him because he bought the cheapest drink they had then filled the cup with a more expensive drink. I explained to him that it was stealing because that wasn't what he bought, but he kept insisting it was okay to do because there were no signs saying otherwise. I feel like this was a back and forth exchange for a good 10 minutes. Usually when he got like this we would come up with some analogy that would make Chris drop the subject (usually it involved dicks).

And of course the time he tried to kiss Emily. It was a fight or flight in that situation.

If you have seen his Donald Duck impression in person, is it something that can make a Wendy's kid cry?

Yes and yes.
 
On the topic of kasey, I remember in one of her calls (I think it's available in that big drop from a while back) where Chris was still pretending to be liquid to lure her in and steal her, he forgot that he was playing a role more than once in the call and kasey basically had to walk him back into "fooling" her just to keep the game going at all. He really is very dumb.

One that sticks out for me is Chris complaining about how the employees at Burger King(or maybe McDonald's) fussed at him because he bought the cheapest drink they had then filled the cup with a more expensive drink. I explained to him that it was stealing because that wasn't what he bought, but he kept insisting it was okay to do because there were no signs saying otherwise.
He's got live employees telling him that it's stealing, but he makes up some nonsense about a sign being needed. I remember he got mad when we suggested that anyone could walk into his house and take his toys because he didn't have a sign prohibiting it. He loves to be a childish rules lawyer when he thinks it'll excuse him doing whatever he wants but don't you dare give the same benefits to anyone else.
 
There have been plenty of times I've wanted to hit him in the face because he can be so stubborn over the silliest things. Hind sight, I wish I took notes of our conversations because there have been so many at this point I've forgotten quite a few of them. One that sticks out for me is Chris complaining about how the employees at Burger King(or maybe McDonald's) fussed at him because he bought the cheapest drink they had then filled the cup with a more expensive drink. I explained to him that it was stealing because that wasn't what he bought, but he kept insisting it was okay to do because there were no signs saying otherwise. I feel like this was a back and forth exchange for a good 10 minutes. Usually when he got like this we would come up with some analogy that would make Chris drop the subject (usually it involved dicks)
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This story's new. Any other ones you can remember you can share with us?
 
There have been plenty of times I've wanted to hit him in the face because he can be so stubborn over the silliest things. Hind sight, I wish I took notes of our conversations because there have been so many at this point I've forgotten quite a few of them. One that sticks out for me is Chris complaining about how the employees at Burger King(or maybe McDonald's) fussed at him because he bought the cheapest drink they had then filled the cup with a more expensive drink. I explained to him that it was stealing because that wasn't what he bought, but he kept insisting it was okay to do because there were no signs saying otherwise.

I wonder where he got that kind of idea...(next to last email)

Maybe you could have tried this kind of approach: "You know? That childish attitude/stuborness/entitlement/whatever idiotic Chris trait is the biggest turn-off to women. EVER. That attitude is exactly why you dont have a girlfriend, every women hate that on a man pseudo-lesbian bag lady"

Nothing would change, but maybe, just maybe, attacking that weak point could make him ponder about the possibility of considering to maybe think about getting his head out of his ass.
 
It's downright morbid. I always compared it to uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite, a 40+ year old man obsessed with his high school football career enough too seriously ask his nerdy nephews if time travel could help him go back. (I do believe Chris has mused on time travel once or twice himself.)

I don't know. Chris does go over the top, but being nostalgic for good times in the past is pretty common. And you have to allow for the fact that Chris' life hasn't gone very well since, and when the present sucks, you dwell in the past.

Chris does over glorify his high school days and wish he could go back and change/relive them. Which is kind of silly, but is also pretty common. His high school nostalgia always struck me as a fairly normal sentiment filtered through a weak and inarticulate mind.

It just goes to show that befriending Chris is something of a lost cause. Girls who try are immediately targeted as the next Sweetheart and no amount to telling him to quit it seems to at all do the trick. Part of this may be his autism kicking in since he cannot take social cues but when he is told time and time again that his advances are not welcome and he still ignores it, it becomes nothing short of either stupidity or deperation. Perhaps a mixture of both? Or is he so deluded he thinks no girl can ever hang out with him without eventually falling in love with him (despite that never having happened)?

As for guys who try, they tend to be ignored and only tolerated if they are friends with a Sweetheart-to-be.

He views getting a sweetheart/sex partner as his number 1 priority, so other types of relationships are frustrating to him. He struggles socially, so he doesn't have good relationships with a lot of women. When he gets along with one of them, but she doesn't want to be his sweetheart, he feels like it is a waste of an opportunity.

A lot of the time his thinking seems to be "we are supposed to be friends, and you have the ability to make me much happier by being by sweetheart, but you won't do it. That's bulllshit."

He's got live employees telling him that it's stealing, but he makes up some nonsense about a sign being needed. I remember he got mad when we suggested that anyone could walk into his house and take his toys because he didn't have a sign prohibiting it. He loves to be a childish rules lawyer when he thinks it'll excuse him doing whatever he wants but don't you dare give the same benefits to anyone else.

Chris is obsessed with justifying his actions. A lot of people might do the old drink switcheroo. Either without thinking, or just thinking "meh, it's not a big deal, noone is going to give a shit." I would guess Chris did it for one of those reasons. Even if it is a little bit of a faux-pas, I am not going to get on him for it.

If they are called out on it by an employee, most people would say "Yup, you're right. I won't do it again.", and be a little embarassed about it. Realizing that either through ignorance or through underestimating how much people cared, they had fucked up. If the employee got really angry, some people might even get indignant about that, and say "look, I know I fucked up, but you are really overreacting to a tiny thing."

But Chris is different. He gets called wrong, and he thinks "no, no. I can't be wrong, that is impossible. Let me reexamine this situation to find out why I was right." He uses that type of thinking more than anyone else I know of.
 
I should also point out that when really funny shit happened we tried to find SOME way to leak it, usually in the form of whoever was the sweetheart at the time. So it's not like ground shattering information we've been hoarding.
 
Chris does over glorify his high school days and wish he could go back and change/relive them. Which is kind of silly, but is also pretty common. His high school nostalgia always struck me as a fairly normal sentiment filtered through a weak and inarticulate mind.
We all think about good times from our youth. I can be wistful about the relative lack of responsibility and consequence I experienced in high school if I want. But aside from wanting a sweetheart and more toy money, this is all Chris thinks about. Nostalgia is not the same thing as a lifestyle composed entirely of self pity, jealousy, and ingratitude.
 
We all think about good times from our youth. I can be wistful about the relative lack of responsibility and consequence I experienced in high school if I want. But aside from wanting a sweetheart and more toy money, this is all Chris thinks about. Nostalgia is not the same thing as a lifestyle composed entirely of self pity, jealousy, and ingratitude.

Let's not forget that Chris was hyping himself up so much over this reunion only for it to not happen and him chimping out about it.
 
Let's not forget that Chris was hyping himself up so much over this reunion only for it to not happen and him chimping out about it.
A reunion is one night. It's like a few hours, then you go home. But I think Chris believed everyone would permanently reassemble their high school class and let him live in it in perpetuity.
 
A reunion is one night. It's like a few hours, then you go home. But I think Chris believed everyone would permanently reassemble their high school class and let him live in it in perpetuity.

I am glad that the reunion did not pan out, for everyone's sake. First of all, the way he clings to his high school days is indeed morbid and should not be fed. Then, his ex-classmates have better to do then to put up with Chris being all creepy around them even if only for a couple of hours. Not to mention it might encourage him to keep contacting them afterwards.
But above all, I am glad for his own sake, somehow. If he has any shred of lucidity left, seeing how everyone has moved on and accomplished things while he has devolved into what he is now would be truly devastating. Of course, this is Chris and he may just shrug it away or not even realize anything was amiss. But it could trigger something terrible in him and thus far spoil his mental refuge so that he would no longer be able to even look back fondly. This could be doubly so if a gal-pal or more flat-out told him they do not care for him and never had.

I don't know but I can imagine it all snowballing into a terrible emotional mess for Chris.
 
On the topic of kasey, I remember in one of her calls (I think it's available in that big drop from a while back) where Chris was still pretending to be liquid to lure her in and steal her, he forgot that he was playing a role more than once in the call and kasey basically had to walk him back into "fooling" her just to keep the game going at all. He really is very dumb.
I can already imagine what that was like.

He's got live employees telling him that it's stealing, but he makes up some nonsense about a sign being needed. I remember he got mad when we suggested that anyone could walk into his house and take his toys because he didn't have a sign prohibiting it. He loves to be a childish rules lawyer when he thinks it'll excuse him doing whatever he wants but don't you dare give the same benefits to anyone else.
I'm sure we're all thinking the same thing, but, what an asshole the same.

A reunion is one night. It's like a few hours, then you go home. But I think Chris believed everyone would permanently reassemble their high school class and let him live in it in perpetuity.
Now that would be rediculously painful to even think of!

I am glad that the reunion did not pan out, for everyone's sake. First of all, the way he clings to his high school days is indeed morbid and should not be fed. Then, his ex-classmates have better to do then to put up with Chris being all creepy around them even if only for a couple of hours. Not to mention it might encourage him to keep contacting them afterwards.
But above all, I am glad for his own sake, somehow. If he has any shred of lucidity left, seeing how everyone has moved on and accomplished things while he has devolved into what he is now would be truly devastating. Of course, this is Chris and he may just shrug it away or not even realize anything was amiss. But it could trigger something terrible in him and thus far spoil his mental refuge so that he would no longer be able to even look back fondly. This could be doubly so if a gal-pal or more flat-out told him they do not care for him and never had.

I don't know but I can imagine it all snowballing into a terrible emotional mess for Chris.
Is it a-loggy that I wish this did happen? I'm glad it didn't, and hopefully the 20th can go by without Chris knowing either.
 
We all think about good times from our youth. I can be wistful about the relative lack of responsibility and consequence I experienced in high school if I want. But aside from wanting a sweetheart and more toy money, this is all Chris thinks about. Nostalgia is not the same thing as a lifestyle composed entirely of self pity, jealousy, and ingratitude.

True. But I am assuming you have a decent current life. Chris' present and recent past is super shitty. So he lives in the distant past through nostalgia and in the future by dreaming about a sweetheart.

A reunion is one night. It's like a few hours, then you go home. But I think Chris believed everyone would permanently reassemble their high school class and let him live in it in perpetuity.

He has talked about regretting not staying in touch with his gal-pals. He was in contact with them in high school and then it drifted away. He thinks that if they could get back in touch, he might be able to prevent them from drifting away.

If he were a normal man, it wouldn't be the worst plan in the world. It's not that weird to go to a renunion type of event thinking "Ah, good old so-and-so will be there. I really liked him, but I haven't seen him in forever. This will be a good chance to hang out with him and plan to see more of each other in the future." Only problem is that good old so-and-so thinks Chris is an annoying, creepy, weirdo.
 
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