NewOld Content Part 2 - This is where the rest of this shit goes

[Mariposa Electrique]

can be wistful about the relative lack of responsibility and consequence I experienced in high school if I want. But aside from wanting a sweetheart and more toy money, this is all Chris thinks about.

I had a feeling about that. I guess that All Chris ever does is try to find some stupid way to try and get those two things.

A reunion is one night. It's like a few hours, then you go home. But I think Chris believed everyone would permanently reassemble their high school class and let him live in it in perpetuity.

Typical Chris, he wanted to be a permanent student and lez out with his galpals for the rest of his days. This just proves that Chris has very little capacity to undergo emotional or mental development/evolution at any stage in his life.
I can see how Chris is with the childish rules, he thinks he is a woman now and that since women are always taken care of in Western Society, someone will have to care for him. He is true, just not in the way he thinks.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

If some guy sent me an e-mail detailing his excrements...

God, he probably did that with all his "girlfriends".

 

[Trilby]

I can see how Chris is with the childish rules, he thinks he is a woman now and that since women are always taken care of in Western Society, someone will have to care for him. He is true, just not in the way he thinks.

Kinda reminds me of this...

If some guy sent me an e-mail detailing his excrements...

God, he probably did that with all his "girlfriends".

I wish I could un-think that!

 

[CWCforPresident2016]

If some guy sent me an e-mail detailing his excrements...

God, he probably did that with all his "girlfriends".

I'll never comprehend what motivates Chris to reveal absolutely everything about himself, no matter how disgusting. I remember in his leaked Facebook message logs a girl told him (without knowing how weird he was) she wanted to meet, he then told her all about sonichu, the trolls and his life living with his parents as a high-functioning autistic.
She didn't respond.

 

[zap2theextreme]

I should also point out that when really funny shit happened we tried to find SOME way to leak it, usually in the form of whoever was the sweetheart at the time. So it's not like ground shattering information we've been hoarding.

So as of now who are you to Chris? Are you still currently Kim? When did Emily stop being a thing and how do you jump from one persona to the next? Do you just have one "persona" introduce Chris to the next one and then have the previous one disappear?

Also if someone asked you if you were Chris' friend could you truthfully say yes?

 

[butt in trouble]

I'll never comprehend what motivates Chris to reveal absolutely everything about himself

It has to do with his skewed perceptions of truth and honesty. Most people take honesty to mean you tell the truth when you need to. Chris, on the other hand thinks honesty means you always say whats on your mind at all times.
It's funny how much Chris preaches about being honest with people considering that he will flee the minute someone brings up a point he can't answer to or says something that makes him uncomfortable.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

But I am assuming you have a decent current life. Chris' present and recent past is super shitty.

True, but wishing for the past is basically a self-fulfilling prophecy of a shitty current life. When all you do is daydream about the prestige you think you once had, it's your fault that nothing new happens.

 

[Holdek]

MAAAAAAAAAAAYBE.

Yes.

Mods please give Christorical Figure tag.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

True, but wishing for the past is basically a self-fulfilling prophecy of a shitty current life. When all you do is daydream about the prestige you think you once had, it's your fault that nothing new happens.

You're right Alec, Chris' problems are totally different from that of people with body dysmorphia or social anxiety, who have a very depressive realist view about life in general.
Chris thinks that he is the best of everything and as such deserves the best of everything and everyone. I can't believe that Chris can actually confuse being the village idiot and exceptional individual of his Highschool with being the big lesbian on campus.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

So as of now who are you to Chris? Are you still currently Kim? When did Emily stop being a thing and how do you jump from one persona to the next? Do you just have one "persona" introduce Chris to the next one and then have the previous one disappear?

Also if someone asked you if you were Chris' friend could you truthfully say yes?

I prefer not to divulge too much personal information. I guess the simple answer is, I've stuck with one "main" despite that main hasn't hung out with Chris is years but still keeps in contact. It's not like I have 4 characters going on with Chris at once; I don't have the attention span for that. As for being Chris' friend, that's a pretty complicated question. Here I am, sharing emails he has sent to me so if I say I'm his friend that makes me a pretty shitty friend. On the other hand, I've done more to help Chris than say, Anna. Anna feeds into Chris' victim complex then has the audacity to lash out at me when I give him actual advice. Not to mention, Anna at one point, many many years ago, tried becoming master troll number one by divulging Chris details that everyone already knew. When no one ass patted her she basically flopped over to Chris and denied she tried involving herself with the trolls and is adamant that she is Chris' friend. At this point, I think she only puts up with Chris to stick it to the trolls and to get bonus points with the Mormon God.

 

[Mason Verger]

Can you take Anna in a fight?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Can you take Anna in a fight?

Probably.

Preface to this story: Chris asked me to locate women for him on OkCupid. He kept sending messages to girls who are way too pretty for him, so I picked a woman who was more on Chris' level. She definitely wasn't hammy or anything.

 

[Apocalypso]

Preface to this story: Chris asked me to locate women for him on OkCupid. He kept sending messages to girls who are way too pretty for him, so I picked a woman who was more on Chris' level. She definitely wasn't hammy or anything.

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[LoveYouLongTime]

This was during probably the peak of Chris' spending habits because he started lying about what he was buying.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Preface to this story: Chris asked me to locate women for him on OkCupid. He kept sending messages to girls who are way too pretty for him, so I picked a woman who was more on Chris' level. She definitely wasn't hammy or anything.

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Ha, I am not fat, I am not attracted to fat people. Chris forgot that fat people are not attracted to him either.

"Wow, I am soo trim like a beach ball"

Chris could not tell a story to save his life

@LoveYouLongTime ..Are there any stories about Chris doing something disgusting that just freaked you out, like the situation made you want to run away screaming in terror.
Too, how do you think the Trolls inevitably pulling the plug on Chris entirely will affect him?
Also, what made you want to share these emails?

This was during probably the peak of Chris' spending habits because he started lying about what he was buying.

Also, why are the dates off on this, some are dated 2011, while others are dated 2016

 

[Gunslinger]

Preface to this story: Chris asked me to locate women for him on OkCupid. He kept sending messages to girls who are way too pretty for him, so I picked a woman who was more on Chris' level. She definitely wasn't hammy or anything.

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I remember reading some messages on the Cwcki where Chris tried to get a guy friend to pick through OKCupid women and send them messages for him--thus eliminating any work for himself. Chris told the guy one of his gal pals had tried to help, but all the women she chose were over 200lbs. It seems like that might be you Chris was referring to. He gets all indignant and condescending when he finds out the the guy helping him isn't as much of a 'lady's man' as he believed. I guess Chris thought if someone else could message these women and get them interested he would be able to swoop in and have sex with them. Unfortunately Chris makes an even worse impression in person than he does online and that plan was doomed to failure even if he found someone willing to meet him.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_25,_2014_Leaks

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Ha, I am not fat, I am not attracted to fat people. Chris forgot that fat people are not attracted to him either.

Chris could not tell a story to save his life

@LoveYouLongTime ..Are there any stories about Chris doing something disgusting that just freaked you out, like the situation made you want to run away screaming in terror.
Too, how do you think the Trolls inevitably pulling the plug on Chris entirely will affect him?
Also, what made you want to share these emails?

Also, why are the dates off on this, some are dated 2011, while others are dated 2016

Chris would creep me out when he tried crossing lines of being just friends, but I can't seem to think of an instance where I was absolutely mortified(though, I could have repressed that memory). I decided to start sharing these emails because I've been sitting on them for a while and I'm bored, so I figured that I can start filtering through them.

Emails are dated 2011, the 2016 date is the date I've pulled them.

 

[zap2theextreme]

This was during probably the peak of Chris' spending habits because he started lying about what he was buying.

Damn you just roasted his ass. What was his response to all that?

 

[Iam]

I remember reading some messages on the Cwcki where Chris tried to get a guy friend to pick through OKCupid women and send them messages for him--thus eliminating any work for himself. Chris told the guy one of his gal pals had tried to help, but all the women she chose were over 200lbs. It seems like that might be you Chris was referring to. He gets all indignant and condescending when he finds out the the guy helping him isn't as much of a 'lady's man' as he believed. I guess Chris thought if someone else could message these women and get them interested he would be able to swoop in and have sex with them. Unfortunately Chris makes an even worse impression in person than he does online and that plan was doomed to failure even if he found someone willing to meet him.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/July_25,_2014_Leaks

"You do not have to know anything about here to pretend to be me in a greeting. Do what you would normally do when flirting with a woman to get her response. I may even learn from you. All I'm asking is for you to find them and begin conversations with the first message. You won't have to send more than one message per woman."

Words fail me at the moment. On top of which, he also asked this guy to send him money. And it gets worse as he proudly flaunts his non-virgin status:

"Seriously, though, for your consideration, do yourself a really big favor: go on Craigslist for your area; find yourself a ho to play with; dump your virginity. For me it was the BEST thing I was ever able to do for myself, TWICE. Now I don't feel as bad, because I won't be dying an untouched virgin. And I have not obsessed about sex so much since then.

Plus, she was a nice woman (the one I did it with); caring mother of two; half Cherokee; she was really good. You pick yourself a winner from your local area, kid. Give yourself the life-changing event, and you won't have to worry about it anymore. Alright, I'll check ya later."


This whole exchange made me recall what has already been mentioned, that it would be hilarious if Chris were to fall in with the pickup artist crowd. He seems to think that the guy he was exchanging messages with was such a person and was receptive to 'learning' from him. If the Tomgirl thing hadn't gobbled him up entirely, we might have had pickup!artist Chris instead and I am not even sure if it would more or less terrifying.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Damn you just roasted his ass. What was his response to all that?

There was no email after that so that probably means we spoke over the phone. I imagine it was me sternly telling him that I did not appreciate him getting sassy with me. Chris has balls when he can just type it all out, but he recoils when he has to hear it. You can also thank @Alec Benson Leary for his contributions to the emails.