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You said he smells like rotten watermelon. Did you ever mention to him that he smells?

Not as Emily. We made a call to Chris after the date reaming him out for trying to kiss her. As Kim I would poke him a little with, "Chris, women don't want to date you because they heard you smell bad!" "*STRESS SIGH* I do not smell bad!"
 
As Kim I would poke him a little with, "Chris, women don't want to date you because they heard you smell bad!" "*STRESS SIGH* I do not smell bad!"

Would he ever ask for advice on clothing and things? He seems to find clothing that he likes and wear it non-stop for a long time.
 
Not as Emily. We made a call to Chris after the date reaming him out for trying to kiss her. As Kim I would poke him a little with, "Chris, women don't want to date you because they heard you smell bad!" "*STRESS SIGH* I do not smell bad!"

My god this is so fascinating. You went out with him as one woman and then talked to him as another and he never made the connection?! So is the rotten watermelon smell like his BO combined with girly shampoos or something?
 
Not as Emily. We made a call to Chris after the date reaming him out for trying to kiss her. As Kim I would poke him a little with, "Chris, women don't want to date you because they heard you smell bad!" "*STRESS SIGH* I do not smell bad!"
Have you ever flat out told him that his chances with women were, for all practical purposes, hopeless? I mean, his smell is the least of his defects.
 
My god this is so fascinating. You went out with him as one woman and then talked to him as another and he never made the connection?! So is the rotten watermelon smell like his BO combined with girly shampoos or something?

This was before his tom girl phase so it's probably a combination of BO and Axe. Sweaty greasy people tend to smell sour.
 
Have you ever flat out told him that his chances with women were, for all practical purposes, hopeless? I mean, his smell is the least of his defects.
When talking to Chris, you get urges like these all the time. Sometimes you even act on them.

But there's nothing to gain from it. What's Chris supposed to say? "Things are hopeless? I guess if you say so, hand me the noose, I'm done here."
 
Have you ever flat out told him that his chances with women were, for all practical purposes, hopeless? I mean, his smell is the least of his defects.

The smell makes virtually any kind of social interaction completely impossible. Forget the Love Quest, it's borderline impossible to make and keep a friend when you smell like rotten mellons. Unless you find someone who is disgustingly dirty as Chris is, I suppose.

I wonder if Chris is immune to his own stench.
 
I know Chris sometimes visits these forums, have you burned the Kim persona or are you confident that he's clueless enough to not make the link?
I think other Christorians have said that Chris only really comes to these forums when someone links it to him. I don't think he actually comes here willy nilly. Someone has to tell him something is up and link the thread to him. And considering that anyone who is dealing with Chris currently is a 'troll', I doubt anyone has to worry about what Chris may or may not find.

For example, I'm pretty sure Chris thinks these forums are still only about him. I don't think he realizes that there are other people being watched.
 
I think other Christorians have said that Chris only really comes to these forums when someone links it to him. I don't think he actually comes here willy nilly. Someone has to tell him something is up and link the thread to him. And considering that anyone who is dealing with Chris currently is a 'troll', I doubt anyone has to worry about what Chris may or may not find.

For example, I'm pretty sure Chris thinks these forums are still only about him. I don't think he realizes that there are other people being watched.

Is Kengle banned from here? He was trying a while back to convince Chris that Kim was Marvin. I could see him leaking all this to Chris if he finds out.
 
When talking to Chris, you get urges like these all the time. Sometimes you even act on them.

But there's nothing to gain from it. What's Chris supposed to say? "Things are hopeless? I guess if you say so, hand me the noose, I'm done here."

Though it was funny to sometimes tell him shit like that just to get him to sigh and get whiny. Though he was already good at that, so it got old. :(

Someone asked if he ever told me his plans for Sonichu. He did over the phone, but it was really boring stuff. I did find an email where he basically said he need 100% ass pats to be able to draw again.


Double post!

Sassy Chris getting caught in lies and telling Kim she needs to be more compassionate! :)

 
Not as Emily. We made a call to Chris after the date reaming him out for trying to kiss her. As Kim I would poke him a little with, "Chris, women don't want to date you because they heard you smell bad!" "*STRESS SIGH* I do not smell bad!"

This probably sounds retarded, but you're not Kim Wilson right? I remember hearing there are two Kim's in his life.
 
I know Chris sometimes visits these forums, have you burned the Kim persona or are you confident that he's clueless enough to not make the link?
Chris is overwhelmed with information about who trolls are and who they aren't. Some of it is true some it isn't, and I don't think he has the capability or energy to sort through it.

He falls for various ploys. In the past trolls have released stuff on a fairly regular basis, claimed to him they got hacked and he has bought it. He has also been told that various public figures are his trolls and he has bought that to.

I get the sense that Chris views the world around him like Schrodinger's cat. He is never quite sure what is true and what is trolling. Sometimes he solves that problem by shutting himself down from the world, and sometimes he embraces some friend or sweetheart that he really wants to be real. In his most rational moments, he is cautious and skeptical, but still open to making contacts, but he doesn't stick to that principle well.

Unfortunately the best test would probably be "if they want to talk to him, probably troll, if they are put off by him, probably real." But that isn't super workable.

It is also fair to point out that being a troll isn't a black and white thing. A lot of people talk to him for the lulz, but are genuinely friendly to him and try to give him good advice when they can. That isn't the same as Bluespike. Other people, like Rocky and Anna, are some approximation of well-meaning, but often do more harm than good. And the one person who truly loves him, Barb, has done the most damage of all.
 
"Just because I'm being difficult in hearing the truth sometimes, it does not mean I want you to stop telling me the truth"

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"Just because I'm being difficult in hearing the truth sometimes, it does not mean I want you to stop telling me the truth"

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Lol, but I am more enamored with
"DAMN IT" I wish people would not give a damn of what rumors are being spread in this Imature Highschool of a World of ANY PERSON and JUST OPEN UP TO BE NICE TO EVERYONE, like a Small Town of YesterCentury or at a bar like "Cheers"
Translation: Be nice to me no matter what disgusting things I reveal about my life or how I intend to sleep with you.
"I was not aware of the Social Reputations, or the "Social Rules", status, and such that"
Yeah, he's still not getting it.
For shame, Chris
He literally thinks everyone is an NPC
 
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