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LoveYouLongTime said:
Pretty much this. Charlottesville is already pretty small, then add in the nerd community from there and everyone basically knows of him to a degree. New Game Stop employees used to be warned about him when they would start. I'm sure they still are after the macing incident.
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That's pretty much what I've figured. I know Marvin has tended to downplay it, but it's already a small enough town, and Chris is weird enough that he is going to stand out, even if it's only to the extent of "he's that weird smelly tranny who maxed someone once." That's enough to be a (sub)urban legend, especially when you consider he's never even left his hometown. And of course, people there still have the internet too, so any weirdos who are into that sort of stuff would eventually find out about their town's homegrown lolcow.

He's basically a fatter, more autistic version of Bloody Mary. Or the Candyman.
 
Mogambo said:
That's pretty much what I've figured. I know Marvin has tended to downplay it, but it's already a small enough town, and Chris is weird enough that he is going to stand out, even if it's only to the extent of "he's that weird smelly tranny who maxed someone once." That's enough to be a (sub)urban legend, especially when you consider he's never even left his hometown. And of course, people there still have the internet too, so any weirdos who are into that sort of stuff would eventually find out about their town's homegrown lolcow.

He's basically a fatter, more autistic version of Bloody Mary. Or the Candyman.
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Well, people like to make out that everyone knows Chris and everyone knows his antics. The nerd community will know of his antics, but everyone else will probably just know him as some nameless weirdo. For example, there's this guy who goes downtown and claps for hours on end while chanting. He's dubbed as The Clapper. People know of him because of it, but not much else.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
For example, there's this guy who goes downtown and claps for hours on end while chanting. He's dubbed as The Clapper. People know of him because of it, but not much else.
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My life cannot be complete until I witness The Clapper and Pristine Christine performing a rendition of "So Need A Cute Girl" for the fine people of Charlottesville.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
Well, people like to make out that everyone knows Chris and everyone knows his antics. The nerd community will know of his antics, but everyone else will probably just know him as some nameless weirdo. For example, there's this guy who goes downtown and claps for hours on end while chanting. He's dubbed as The Clapper. People know of him because of it, but not much else.
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There is a difference between "knowing about Chris" and knowing Christory like people on the forum do. I went out for beers in Charlottesville with a group of UVA grad students and he came up. One guy had perused the cwcki briefly and he knew the most, but he couldn't have told you more than Sonichu--lovequest--trolls--tomgirl. The rest vaguely know that he made a fool himself on the internet.

If he goes to McDonalds in Charlottesville, chances are decent someone recognizes him. But in a "hey there is that weirdo" type of way. It is less likely people will think "Oh look Chris is at McDonalds. I wonder if he is going to pull out an attraction sign. Will he order Boldy Spicy Wings or a Healthy McWrap to go with his sweet tea?"
 
timtommy said:
There is a difference between "knowing about Chris" and knowing Christory like people on the forum do. I went out for beers in Charlottesville with a group of UVA grad students and he came up. One guy had perused the cwcki briefly and he knew the most, but he couldn't have told you more than Sonichu--lovequest--trolls--tomgirl. The rest vaguely know that he made a fool himself on the internet.

If he goes to McDonalds in Charlottesville, chances are decent someone recognizes him. But in a "hey there is that weirdo" type of way. It is less likely people will think "Oh look Chris is at McDonalds. I wonder if he is going to pull out an attraction sign. Will he order Boldy Spicy Wings or a Healthy McWrap to go with his sweet tea?"
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Oh definitely. Then I have friends who know quite a bit because of me but want me to try and explain Chris at like a party or something. And it's hard because 1. It's a lot of information and 2. There's usually that one person who thinks I'm an awful person, haha.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
Oh definitely. Then I have friends who know quite a bit because of me but want me to try and explain Chris at like a party or something. And it's hard because 1. It's a lot of information and 2. There's usually that one person who thinks I'm an awful person, haha.
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I find it helps to preface the introduction with a question, "do you think a mentally challenged person is entirely defined by his mental challenge, or do you think they can both be mentally challenged AND have personalities, such as being shy or outgoing, positive or pessimistic, and nice or mean?"
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Don't they understand that Chris would buy a video game from one store on discount, and then fraudulently return it to another at full price? He totally deserves to die.
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Wheelin' and dealin'!

Subconcious Offense said:
I find it helps to preface the introduction with a question, "do you think a mentally challenged person is entirely defined by his mental challenge, or do you think they can both be mentally challenged AND have personalities, such as being shy or outgoing, positive or pessimistic, and nice or mean?"
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The person who typically tries to guilt me tries chalking up all his awful behavior to autism. I haven't seen them in a while, but next time I do I want to ask them if autism makes people mace others for no reason.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
Oh definitely. Then I have friends who know quite a bit because of me but want me to try and explain Chris at like a party or something. And it's hard because 1. It's a lot of information and 2. There's usually that one person who thinks I'm an awful person, haha.
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Oh we're all horrible people here. Some might even say we're worse than Hitler!
 
Alright, so I've been pretty lazy recently. Here's an email chain about Chris being too much of a lazy shit to ask women out but it's not his fault!

http://imgur.com/a/IaZHo

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LoveYouLongTime said:
Alright, so I've been pretty lazy recently. Here's an email chain about Chris being too much of a lazy shit to ask women out but it's not his fault!

http://imgur.com/a/IaZHo
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"Even fake women (trannies) to avoid"
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.......so, I guess Chris got that from everyone treating him like a tranny to be avoided.:c
Shows how much respect Chris has for human beings, insane crossdressers, and his own new identity.
 
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