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Wait, did he say tucking his dick was making it longer?

I don't have a dick, but I'm assuming if this actually worked, all guys would do this.

What floors me is that Chris really wants a big dick, but at the same time, he doesn't want his dick either. Maybe it's because Chris doesn't want to risk "losing out" on a chance with straight women.
 
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Caz said:
Or maybe he wants them both so he can be able to literally fuck himself.
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Well he DID draw that one comic where he laid an egg and said in it he impregnated himself.

Considering how he used to recycle, he still might be doing it, only closer to his duck, like an inch below closer. Like my name.
 
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4Macie said:
Wait, did he say tucking his dick was making it longer?

I don't have a dick, but I'm assuming if this actually worked, all guys would do this.

What floors me is that Chris really wants a big dick, but at the same time, he doesn't want his dick either. Maybe it's because Chris doesn't want to risk "losing out" on a chance with straight women.
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If my dick were all bent, busted, and mangled looking like Chris' is, I'd want to get rid of it too.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
Alright, so I've been pretty lazy recently. Here's an email chain about Chris being too much of a lazy shit to ask women out but it's not his fault!

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"I'm glad you're finding confidence hiding your dick in your ass crack"

If this were referring to anyone else, I would have had a serious WTF moment. But with Chris, uttering lines like this are just something you expect to eventually happen.
 
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4Macie said:
Wait, did he say tucking his dick was making it longer?

I don't have a dick, but I'm assuming if this actually worked, all guys would do this.
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Speaking as a registered dick owner, I don't understand what he's talking about or how it's mechanically possible. I don't get how your could fold your dick down like that because your balls would get in the way.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Speaking as a registered dick owner, I don't understand what he's talking about or how it's mechanically possible. I don't get how your could fold your dick down like that because your balls would get in the way.
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Chris doesn't register pain the same way as people so I imagine he twists his dick and balls in a way that normal guys would find painful.
 
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Alec Benson Leary said:
Speaking as a registered dick owner, I don't understand what he's talking about or how it's mechanically possible. I don't get how your could fold your dick down like that because your balls would get in the way.
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Since we heard that he tucks like that, I have wondered about how it's possible. I don't have a dick, but I've obviously learned enough that manhandling them in the way Chris claims to would make any man puke in pain.

So now I'm wondering if it's autism blocking the pain, if Chris just accepts the pain, or if he's really not tucking like he claims he is. We all know there's no way his dick is anywhere close to touching his asshole like Chris claims. So maybe it's just tucked with the balls a little and Chris is bragging to try and get laid. Kinda like when he would say "my dick is 7 inches now and not bent as previously photographed!"
 
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Speaking as a registered dick owner, I don't understand what he's talking about or how it's mechanically possible. I don't get how your could fold your dick down like that because your balls would get in the way.
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I'm guessing Chris might use the same technique that I've heard drag queens use. Basically you have to tuck your nuts back into your body, back to the area where they were before they dropped at puberty. It's not really good to leave them pushed into the body for extended periods of time though (like multiple days).

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Flame the Sunbird said:
I'm guessing Chris might use the same technique that I've heard drag queens use. Basically you have to tuck your nuts back into your body, back to the area where they were before they dropped at puberty. It's not really good to leave them pushed into the body for extended periods of time though (like multiple days).

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As a non dick owner, I did not know this was possible.
 
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